Recent content by MrAwesome

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    Help me pick my graduation motto!

    The real world sucks. Pick up another degree.
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    do hookers have STDs/AIDS/HIV

    I got an STD from a hooker once. Luckily it was one of the curable kinds.
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    I look at you all...

    i'm flex mad nuts like all the time
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    I'm drunk

    I'm doing some lines off of a hooker's ass crack.
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    I'm drunk

    GET IN THE BOOTH!
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    PSA: Attention all ATOT'ers who refer to their right hand as their S/O!!!

    I have these boils on my neck that the girls just can't seem to over look. Try to resolve my situation please, Mr. Rico Suave.
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    Counter Strike Ass Kicking

    What is Cooter Strike?
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    Strange dream last night

    Did you get her in the pile driver position in this dream?
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    make me a list of the hottest pron actress!!!

    I was looking for anything in the Creme Pie category. Any suggestions?
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    Ok, so I just realized that I got a 20 dollar bill back in place of a one. . .

    Time to celebrate via extensive and vigorous masturbation!!!!!!
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    So what shows are you watching these days?

    The Real World is awesome. That Landon dude is such a tard.
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    My gluts are totally unacceptable.....

    Is that anything like doing Donkey punches?
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    My gluts are totally unacceptable.....

    Hey man, don't make fun. I am a 22 year old man-stud. I challenge you to a street fight.
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    when a soda falls out of a vending machine,

    There are splash cancelling electro magnetic cunnilingus detectors in the vending machines.
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    My gluts are totally unacceptable.....

    I've been going to the gym a lot lately. I've been hitting the bench pretty hard and can almost bench over 100 lbs. So, I think that I am adequately strong in the upper body area. However, my gluts are just out of shape. and lack curvature as well as firmness. Can anybody recommend a good...