Recent content by Mork

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    23 hours ago a 14 year old girl went missing

    here's what i'm thinkin; the older boys wanted to fvck and she didn't.... someone lost control during the struggle and she died. Now the boys are halfway to mexico....with a dead body in the trunk.
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    Best cheesesteak place in Philly?

    where all my philly peeps at?
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    My younger sister is driving me nuts! (update)

    Whatever you do, don't sniff her panties.
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    YAGRT

    i hear suicide works wonders.
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    What's the point of VETO power?

    It's called checks and balances.
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    Wow, Kobe just had an awesome dunk! But why does he have to be an ass about it?

    Actually I'm a kings fan, I just respect the man's game.
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    Wow, Kobe just had an awesome dunk! But why does he have to be an ass about it?

    Or maybe because his team beat the sixers in the finals a year before in philly..no, that can't be it, what am I thinking
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    Why does licking chapped lips make them worse?

    Blame the amylase.
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    Cure for cancer? 200 lab mice cured...

    I wonder how much the population would skyrocket once cancer is cured.
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    Matrox Parhelia review @ Toms

    Electric Amish = 0wn3d.
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    Check out Toshiba's version of the iPOD for Windows!

    You're complaining about that?
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    Failed First Driving Test:(!

    OK, but how many English tests have you failed?