Recent content by joesmoke

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    Public Employee Salaries

    makes sense to me.
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    Worst thing that happened you in high school

    i started trolling internet forums, a problem that persisted well into my 20's. Turned out the joke was on me, and while the internet isnt serious business, how one chooses to spend their time is. If youre only an asshole online, but youre online all the time... well, do the math. fortunately...
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    I never held the hand of a girl

    protip: remove the hand first, much easier to hold that way #justsayin #justsaiyan #howthefuckdidthisthreadgetsomanypoastes
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    How much do you pay for your gym membership?

    37 a month for 24 hr all-gym (except the swankiest ones, which there seem to be only a few in the state). had it since like 2000, so ive probably missed out on better deals since then.
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    SUVs with a MT? How many exist?

    a buddy had a 5 speed explorer like the one mentioned above. not sure if it was 4x4 but it was damned fun.
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    Guy's wife gets cancer, his employer rewards him by laying him off

    im oddly reminded of those folks in the "2K emergency fund" thread who had 20k-100k for situations like this...
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    Disposing of old books

    devote a spare bedroom for piling them in, and when you feel like it you can swim in them like scrooge mcduck
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    Which song has the best intro?

    great call
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    How do you pronounce Wi-Fi?

    wee fhies
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    Stories in which the main character/hero is killed off

    hmm... somehow i forgot that part. course, i had a fairly jacked bootleg off ebay.
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    Lol Stuff white people like part 2!!!

    lolz those crazy whites. their antics go straight to the funny bone!
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    Need help IDing an old arcade game

    sci fi environment? Keys for ending levels? sounds like Adventure to me...
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    If you can't do the crime, stay your fat a** home....Rapist dies while....

    given the circumstances, id say its almost certain she was drop dead gorgeous
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    Sonic Drive-In. Why?

    the ocean water drink and banana cream pie shake are both great, the burgers not as much so.
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    Am I the only one who finds it nasty...

    constantly wearing something and never washing it is always a problem, no matter the circumstances.