Recent content by Jesus the Porkyeti

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    what's the LONGEST BOOK you've ever read?

    The Three Musketeers unabridged. I read it last summer and really enjoyed it.
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    I almost fought a homeless guy on the weekend

    I heard that if you get the hobo blood in your blood stream you end up becoming one. I knew this guy who was on a business trip in SanFran. He was just walking down the street and all of a sudden this hobo jumps out of an alley and bites him! Like he really gnawed at the guy's arm. By the time...
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    AHH!!! WHAT IS THE WORD!!

    Damn Interesting
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    Scenario: You are attacked by an unarmed thug

    He's naked. And as the assailant approaches you realize who it is.
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    Where were you on 9-11?

    I was getting ready for school in the living room at home. I was in 2nd grade so while it was on the tv I really didn't know anything was wrong.
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    do you know why Americans are fat?

    Not sure how well this link will work Great article. Might need to sign into your nytimes.com account first.
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    Best Board Games

    Risk, Stratego, Connect Four, Scrabble, Chess, and Checkers are all great.
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    random irony

    hahaha. It gave me a good chuckle
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    What's your favorite FEMALE artist or band with female vocalist?

    Neko Case and Kathryn Calder are beautiful in the The New Pornographers' albums.
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    If you could bring one person back from the dead, who would it be?

    Steve Irwin Tesla A founding father (preferably Jefferson) Mitch Headburg Winston Churchill I'll think up more in the morning.
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    So I get in the elevator to get into my apartment....

    You should camp out at the elevator until she comes back. Then follow her to her door and ask if you and the guys can come in so the three of you can tell her old stories about Vietnam over tuna finger-sandwiches and tea. Then you can dress up like a schoolgirl, and she can dress up like a...
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    What's Your Lumosity IQ Score?

    Total Score: 144 Attention: 145 Memory: 157 Processing Speed: 132 Edit: Total Score: 147 Attention: 152 Memory: 153 Processing Speed 136
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    What would be a nice pen?

    Try pen island. Nice hard pens.