Recent content by JDub02

they should start retiring movies or at least characters, like they do with jersey numbers in sports ... never to be used again. once john wayne has played a role, no one is capable of doing it better. same goes for charlton heston.

or Hazards of riding a motorcycle #143 ... I was on my way to work this morning when all of a sudden, I felt a tug on my headphones and my music stopped. Then I heard the sound of plastic and metal bouncing on asphalt. There went my iPod. I pulled over and did some quick recon. No luck...

I had a bird hit me in the knee once at 70 mph. The way it hit me, it didn't hurt too bad. I've been hit in the chest by unknown objects that felt like someone punched me. I'm glad I was wearing leather at the time. I've also been hit in the forehead by a big bug while wearing a skid lid ...

hmm, could it be nancy pelosi? the same person that thinks the new health care legislation is so wonderful that she exempted all of congress from it?

She was probably leaning forward to look for some of that Obama money. She heard he left his stash under a seat in a movie theater.

sometimes i'll start with one ... doesn't take too long for my wife to give me the evil eye. i guess i embarrass her. i figure it would be more embarrassing for me to switch back to my normal mid-west american midstream.

brilliant .. why didn't I think of that *chucks sweet potato *shakes fist you bastards!!

park in 1st. pop to neutral before starting and to let the engine warm up a bit. i'm getting excited to ride again. still a little too cold around here, but we're getting there. the weather should be perfect in a week or two.

if he hires 1 person, then he'll create more jobs than Obama. :P *working hard to keep my troll post percentage up at 3000%

3000% ... oddly the same percentage that Obama said my insurance premiums would drop by. I'm waiting for my refund from my insurance company. :D

i thought he might introduce a rule to crack down on criminals ... but then half the NFL would be fired. the big question is will roethlisberger be in jail for next season?

there's a town around here that's whoring for it. not sure what ghetto dwelling welfare recipients would do with that much bandwidth ... maybe broadcast more michael vick animal cruelty PSAs. go hampton. :rolleyes:

worth every single penny. easily the best XBLA game.

cuz there's something women like about a pickup man

how about you commie pinko yankees keep from interfering in our business? down here in the south, god is real, guns are good, and gays don't get any special treatment.