Recent content by IntellectualSlacker

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    Pliablemoose develops an evil smirk******

    I was going to say, it doesn't seem like a very good idea to put a hairless cat in the snow. The whole lack of fur thing. At least he didn't want to go out anymore.
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    Stephan Hawking Proved God Doesn't Exist

    religious fanatic INFIDELS!!!! Y OU ARE ALL GOING TO HELL!!! THAT IS NOT TRUE!!!!!!! /religious fanatic
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    Pliablemoose develops an evil smirk******

    . . . . Why is your hairless cat out in the snow?
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    Man sticks his schlong through a fence, dog bites it

    http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story2&u=/nm/20030801/od_nm/life_church_dc&e=2&ncid=583 So apparently there's someone paying white people to go to church... *EDIT* This is relative, cuz I found it on that page.
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    Ever know anyone who didn't have electricity in thier house?

    I remember a place my friends and I hang out, called the "Bong House" (No, there was no drug usage. It just amused them.) had no electricity. The Bong House was our friend Seth's house, who was a Senior in high school. His Dad didn't pay the bills, so the Bong House didn't have electricity...
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    PETA member has her name legally changed to "GoVeg.com" *now with pics*

    I wouldn't worry about her not eating meat, seeing as I'm a chick and all. And she *is* cute, I looked. I wouldn't tap it, but egh. It's more the sheer foolishness of her that makes her unattractive.
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    PETA member has her name legally changed to "GoVeg.com" *now with pics*

    But if she changed her name to "Imadumbbitch", then people would be insulting themselves when they talked to her. "Hello, Imadumbbitch". "Oh are you?"
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    Online personals, how many of you?

    Nothing really, but I find stupidity repugnant, and most of the people like that are mindnumbingly stupid. Hahaha, Filipinas kick ass!!! I'm a Filipina! Well, half...
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    Online personals, how many of you?

    Ooohhh, that was smooth. I meet some interesting people off of them, but that's about it. Of course, there are also those people that are just looking to hook up for ass.
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    How to ...introduce yourself to a woman you have never met before?

    Haha, I'm a female. Was my "take me you rowdy beast" advice not precious? Damn. Dezign's probably got one of the best. Simplicity's a damn good approach too. Although you should be careful where you are. Inappropriate places: Lingerie shops, funeral homes, family planning clinics...
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    Please Help!! I just got jumped....

    Ugh, calamine lotion doesn't work for anything with me.
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    How to ...introduce yourself to a woman you have never met before?

    Tackle her, and shout "Take me now, you rowdy beast!" And what if she was glancing at you? I glance at people all the time. Not so sure if the whole introducing yourself thing is a good idea. Just kidnap her, and make her your girlfriend.
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    If you saw Finding Nemo, check out this lawsuit. This is about as bad as it gets.

    Be careful, everybody. Stupidity can be contagious.