The Barbara Bush quote is especially funny.
"Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is."
This really cracked me up. Some of my favourites include:
"Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand."
--Woody Allen
and
"Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope."
--George Burns
The Philosophy of Sex
Cheers.
A while back I got an email from a friend to a site which had this convertor where you could enter any phrase and it would play out lyrics from different songs that matched your input.
Anyone still have that link?
Thanks.
Haven't seen AFV on in a while, does anyone know if its been cancelled? I remember when that was the show to wtach, back in the 90s. Now with the internet and all, the fun of watching funny videos on tv is gone. Sad. Now for some irony. Here are a couple videos of AFV on the Internet...
Kanye West and Mike Myers are doing a LIVE red cross fundraiser when Kanye decides to go off script and voice his own slightly racist political views.
Kanye West Attacks Bush
Hope this isnt a repost.
hyperActive
Don't know if you guys have seen this but I wanted to share it with you. I must've played this for 30 minutes.
(Move your mouse over her ass)
Jessica Simpson Dance
Cheers,
hyperActive
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