Update 3
Parents found out (also found this thread). Got kicked out of my house. That's all you need to know.
Later.
Edit:
BTW, i'm 21 and been living on my own since 18. Just moved back in my parents for a little money saving. This was really nothing, but something fun to post of...
Sorry for the delay PICS ARE COMING tonight...
and trust me...if you're a man and you have a functioning set of nuts and a penis you'll want to see them...nerds be prepared to break your lotion and tissue box out.
All you haters can suck on my left nut.
Pictures ma, pictures.
I'll update the thread later tonight if I've got time, but tomorrow at the latest.
PICS WILL BE POSTED BY THEN.
LOL...alright alright. Only the pics will tell.
Hey, even if I was a loser, I'm a loser stuck with a 5 bdrm house, a whole bunch of liquor, some pussy to f*ck and some food to eat when I'm in between beating some pussy up.
OK...updates.
Couldn't find the keys to the M5 or the Lexus, so I'm guessing my parents took them.
My ex came over last night and we did it on the couch (twice) once to the Pretty Ricky CD and another time to the Simpsons @12 (Fox 11)...in the pool once and then in my bed.
Woke up this...
Alright...so my family just left on a 5-day cruise to Mexico and I'm stuck here with
1) A 5 bdrm 2 story house to myself w/a pool
2) My step-dad's 2002 BMW M5
3) " " " 1996 Lexus SC300 w/rims, exhaust etc etc
4) No money but a lot of crap to pawn
Ideas?
BTW...I've already got my ex...
Already do.
Keeping MJ illegal is dumb anyway. You get pulled over by the cops and they find less than an ounce, 8/10 they just make you destroy it or you end up in court with what, a $250-300 fine...and that's IF they end up searching you car. They need to either make the stakes higher or...
If you have a Maxima it's not going to be hard at all. I used to changes the brakes on my 96 Infiniti I30 (pretty much the same thing as a Maxima) and the only thing I had to do to change the rotors (if I wanted to) was slide off the old rotors and slap on the new ones. The first couple of time...
There's a simple solution to this. Just use her as a booty call/friend you hang out with. Don't invest any feelings into the "relationship", you're just setting yourself up to get hurt. Keep things as you would any other normal female friend and eventually IF SHE wants to get back together and...
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