Recent content by Encryptic

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    Hybrid pot plants in Mexico

    Heh....I'm almost willing to bet that wasn't an "accidental" discovery. They've developed high THC-yielding strains for years, why not make one that's harder to destroy? :D
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    Kitty almost died from collar strangulation :(

    Glad to hear the OP's kitty is OK. Dullard, I'd definitely put her down. I've had to make that decision a few times, and it's always hard losing a pet, but it's better to let them go than let them suffer needlessly. If she's gone into hiding, it must be pretty bad. Cats tend to do that when...
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    Wouldn't you feel good after you cleaned your interior of your car?

    I always feel good when I get the bloodstains out of the upholstery in my car. Saves me a lot of awkward questions from the cops, if you catch my drift. :P
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    National Geographic's Greatest Natural Wonders

    What, no topless native women? Those were the greatest natural wonders when I was a kid reading National Geographic.... ;)
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    Does this salad dressing taste funny to you?

    Don't tell me I'm the only one who uses salad dressing as a lube.... KY works, but doesn't have the added bonus of being edible. :evil:
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    old school tv fans chime in... have a question, i think it's a twilight zone episode but it may be something like

    "So did you ever see the Twilight Zone where the guy signed a contract, and they cut off his tongue and put in a jar, but it didn't die, just grew and pulsated and gave birth to baby tongues? Pretty cool, huh?" :P
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    Peanut Butter and...

    Genitalia. Preferably with a dog involved as well. :P Free cookie to the first person who posts the line from Road Trip regarding this particular situation. :cookie:
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    How to get dried puke out of the carpet?

    Jesus...obviously no one responding yet has owned a cat, otherwise there would be some useful advice on cleaning up puke. :P If the puke isn't that bad, I'd just get a scrub brush and some spray-on carpet cleaner like Resolve. Spray the cleaner on the carpet, let it sit for a few minutes...
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    Bell undercharging me for my internet access

    Let me introduce you to a helpful phrase called "Don't sh!t where you eat." It can be applied to many situations including sleeping with your best friend's girlfriend, deciding to put your penis into a woodchipper, telling your boss that he's an asshole, and most importantly, telling your...
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    How an ATOTer gets a bride

    "It puts the lotion on its skin, or it gets the hose again!"
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    Best way to sell a bulk of Magic The Gathering Cards?

    eBay Game or hobby stores Craig's List
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    Am I insecure or is this a normal male thought process?

    /taps sarcasm meter Yep, you may want to get that checked out. I'm barely able to get a reading, despite the biting sardonic aroma emanating from my previous post. :P
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    Am I insecure or is this a normal male thought process?

    Jesus....the lack of manliness in this thread is staggering.....but then again, we're on ATOT, so anything's possible. :P Just ask the girl if she wants to bump uglies with you. Case closed.
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    Am I insecure or is this a normal male thought process?

    Yes, you're insecure, you girly man. :P
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    Is taking Calculus during summer school crazy?

    Damn, beaten like a rented mule.... :P