Recent content by Darwin333

Personally, I can't wait until this kid gets pulled over as a passenger and doesn't have her ID. Officer - could you spell your name Girl - "ABCDE" "Officer - Look, I am trying to cut you and your friends a break but if you don't even want to spell your name right then everyone is going to...

Dee-nice Balakay. WTF is Blaaaake, do you want to go to war with me Balakay??? :tearsofjoy::tearsofjoy::tearsofjoy: And it's Ay Ay Ron :cool: Regardless, nice find. I hadn't seen that one before but I absolutely live the turbulence one :D

I will never understand what the point of uber fast internet speeds but capped. Not sure how accurate it is but a quick calculator I found from google says that you can max out the cap in 8 hours. WTF is the point of that fast internet if you can max out your monthly transfer cap in 1/3 of a day?

Wow, you can go from 250 down to 1,000 down for only $15 more a month. I'd bet quite a lot that there are limits, at least on the higher tier bandwidths and probably on most of them. Me, I'm stuck with my current plan with ATT Uverse. I get 45 down and roughly 6 up and I pay $60 a month for it...

You could always just look at your bill, js.

Dry your sex toys after you wash them so they are ready to go quicker?

Nothing like some surprise buttsex, eh?

That won't happen in our lifetime and probably not my kids lifetime but that is their problem, as long as I die with a steak in my belly then it's the next generation's problem.

No, they actually believe all of that bullshit they are spouting. They are really that batshit crazy and honestly, I don't think this is even close to their craziest "demand". Pretty sure they were demanding that all animals be let go and allow them to "roam" in their natural habitats. Sadly...

That is just absolutely nuts.

Carrot cake is an abomination towards cakes. I'm not sure what kind of famine the poor fuckers who invented the carrot cake were going through but it must have been brutal for them to look at a bunch of carrots and think "hey, that would be pretty tasty in a cake". How it has lived on while we...

Ooh, you could also add in a secret/hidden door!

If bacon is next we will make sure that you get there in a hurry. :D

I think that he is really a guy but he likes to dress and look very "pretty" for his men.

Yeah, but this guy was sure that God was going to protect him. See my 115 for how it probably went down even if there is a Christian God.