Recent content by Czervik

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    Upgrade triple crank to double crank.

    You can't triple crank a double crank, you can't triple crank a double crank, you can't triple crank a double crank........ Unless we are talking about no reversies, in which case it should be fine.
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    Pau Gasol to the Lakers?!

    "WTF is Memphis thinking? Gasol of POS Kawame? LOL! " Gasol complained that not enough plays were called for him, so Memphis is basically telling him to F.O. by sending him to play with Kobe. It's like a player saying it's too cold in NY, so he gets traded to Toronto.
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    Blast-o-Matic -- How far can you launch the ball?

    Bizzaro style.....320.......get lower than this.
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    Change rap lyrics to proper English

    My mother says that I should render you unconscious!
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    Which part of the body do you hate cleaning the most ? Which one do you like ?

    Its my soap, my genitalia, and I will wash it as fast as I wish
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    Why is it when you get married, chicks start to hit on you...?

    "Marriage is an important part of getting ahead. It lets people know you're not a homo. A married guy seems more stable. People see the ring, they think, "At least somebody can stand the son of a bitch." Ladies see the ring, they know immediately that you must have some cash, and your cock must...
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    GRAMMAR NAZIS: When do I use "put" and when do I use "place"?

    Politely.......It places the lotion in the basket. When you mean business.....Put the fvcking lotion in the basket!
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    Tiger Woods is poor

    And his wife is fugly too, so what?
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    The Protector = GREATEST MOVIE EVER!

    If you went in there expecting great acting and an excellent plot, then yea, I guess you were disappointed. Tony Jaa will snap your damn arms off, and thats all you should expect :)
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    What was your first CD?

    The Outfield-Play Deep
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    Medical Question re: cholesterol test

    Your Chol level isnt affected very much by being fasting or not. Less than 5% change at most. Your Triglyceride levels are very much affected by recent meals, and you need to be fasting for this. And NO, eating a low cholesterol meal before testing will not affect the results.
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    Do you think your car has a lot of miles?

    91 Nissan pickup, 352,000 miles, still running strong.
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    Favorite movie with only one word in it's title

    Caddyshack or Braveheart
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    Illusion!

    That's pretty cool. I like.
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    The ultimate wallpaper thread

    http://www.mikebonnell.com/