Recent content by Clockwerk

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    Passenger Of Size Allegedly Has Picture Taken By Flight Attendant

    Whatever the case, I just feel sorry for the situation this guy has ended up in. I hope his embarrassment was kept to a minimum. He may very well have a great personality and an extraordinary set of skills that make up for the size. If the picture is real, I have to wonder how he ended up on a...
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    Any Lurkers Out There?

    meh
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    Oil disappearing

    03 Nissan Murano, 60k miles.. For whatever reason, this thing EATS oil. Over 1k, I went though 5 quarts. It doesn't smoke, sounds like its running fine (till the oil is low and I can hear the cams). I park in the same place everyday and there is no sign of oil leaks. No weird smells, nothing.
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    Mmmmm, beef jerky.

    bigjohnsbeefjerky.com - Excellent jerky, they take pp too
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    Happy 4/20!

    Cheers
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    A purse, returned.

    It happened on a cold and misty evening. I could taste the humidity in the air as I left a neighborhood Pricechopper, the local food store outlet. Caring a single weighted grocery bag I worried about its seam and tensile strenghth. As I approched my vehicle, I discovered a rain-soaked purse...
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    How did he get this past the license plate filters?

    The font used on some plates makes the characters hard to differentiate for a passer-by who wants to call the cops in on you. I had a motorcycle with a plate that read VWVVWVW, you cold hardly tell what was a V and what was a W. I don't see how this would work with a camera though as...
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    How would you take someones blood..

    ..and without them noticing? Also discreetly store it perhaps in bluk for later uses.
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    Tuxedo measurements

    Thanks all
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    Tuxedo measurements

    I have to send my measurements for a wedding so they match. What measurements are needed? Neck, waist, chest and inseam, is that it?
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    Incoming Zombie Invasion - Weapon, car and celebrity of your choice

    Vehicle: MaxxPro Weapon: M4/203 Carbine, w/ beta-c Celebrity: Summer Glau
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    This planet needs:

    Hopefully at least the current supreme court justices
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    This planet needs:

    Should have added some sort of volatile interdimensional cross over, though.