Recent content by akahoovy

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    If you were going to come back as an ATOT troll...

    A New York non-white 30k millionaire playboy.
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    35 years old woman got into a fist fight at Walmart parking lot..got maced.. and now

    So... it's OK to condemn culture? I can have my hate without being publicly ostracized? I don't even know what I can cling to anymore.
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    DayZ is the best Running Simulator I've ever played!

    Ye olde Running Simulator was Asheron's Call. Even with portals, you still had somewhere to run. God forbid you forgot and left something behind.
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    Had a very long discussion with my sister about penises last night

    OP's sister probably sits on more than he's got hanging.
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    Hi, I'm new here!

    Who the fuck spray painted my van?
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    What if your co-worker was a former porn star...

    What's that you say, alcoholic white knight?
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    What if your co-worker was a former porn star...

    Hmm... I bet she's extremely suspicious of people who try to take a picture with her. What clever way can the OP come up with proof? Would he want to after the Google search rankings? :D
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    Happy Independence Day America

    As I am loaded down with assignments from classes, I won't even be able to make it out this weekend for any fun. I'd like ATOT to regale me with accounts of their 4th of July and rectally-launched rockets.
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    Do you count every second you save while driving?

    I think it's a lack of being able to foresee the near future. It's just stimulus and reaction.
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    What if your co-worker was a former porn star...

    Then do it. I wouldn't talk about the actress status unless she brought it up. Just be tactful.
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    2014 Steam Summer Sale Thread

    I got a smile reading your post because I absolutely loved RE4 when I played it on Gamecube and had a blast all over again playing on the Wii with free aiming. I was *this* close to buying it again, but I have such a backlog of new games that I haven't played I talked myself out of it. I'm...
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    Would you let your little girl play with a ball? NSFW

    If I had to admit to being raped by a woman, I'd have no shame saying she was the one who rendered me helpless.
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    Brain implant restores control of paralyzed muscles

    for intensive purposes
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    Brain implant restores control of paralyzed muscles

    That's fantastic. Probably even 30 years down the road there will be jobs that require a head chip to operate machinery. Maybe.
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    EPIC Fail, Graduate from Loyola University end up a Grocery Bagger.

    Guess I didn't finish my thought. That pattern continued for 3 years and I burned out.