Recent content by 2cpuminimum

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    WTF Mate!

    It was written by one of her friends so you wouldn't recognize the handwriting, but your girlfriend put it in your wallet herself. If you call it, she'll know about it. "It's a trick. Get an axe."-Ash
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    Dorm Life...

    Bah, Quit your whining. When I lived in Hudson hall they hadn't finished hooking up the ethernet in the dorms yet, and I had to use my modem to dial John accross the hall from me in order to play starcraft together. At least now all the dorms on campus have ethernet in every room. In...
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    Things you found out in life way later than you should have.

    If someone tells you that they were the victim of a crime, and then they die, anything you say about the crime they were the victim of is considered hearsay, is inadmisable in court, and cannot be used by anyone to start an investigation, get a warrant, or otherwise prosecute or sue anyone.
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    OMG the internet is dying:(

    RIP internet 1991-2005 Sombody send flowers to Al Gore. Tulips.
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    Is this child abuse?

    From a legal perspective, children are the property of their parents in most states. Child abuse is virtually never investigated unless someone's death was obviously murder with no attempt to disguise it as an accident, or the abuser is not the parent/guardian. That said, yes psychological...
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    What's chump change to you?

    I try to spend less than $1 on all meals I eat by myself. Usually I eat macarroni and cheese or spahgetti.
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    How many watt or amperage or volts can power outlets from bedroom can provide?

    Usually it's 15 Amps. In higher quality buildings (with copper wiring[woot]), it's 20. Refer to your circuit breaker for details. Most american outlets are 120 volts, most european are 220 volts. 220 is more efficient, 120 is safer.
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    Poll: What would you rather prefer to be the doom of the human civilization?

    I get it, you're pulling a ghozer. OK, everybody clear your minds, don't think of anything! Otherwise, whatever you think of will come to Earth and destroy us, just like that marshmellow fellow in New York.
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    How long do you think the American civilization will last?

    American civilization will last for nineteen days after they pass a law exempting manufacturers, distributers, and researchers of biological weapons of all liability if their "product" gets loose or is purchased and then misused.
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    OMG Google is teh broke!

    Isn't this one of the signs of a zombie outbreak?
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    House OKs "cheeseburger" bill barring lawsuits

    This is great for me, now we can go ahead with mass marketing of our new choco-bacco candies. They are all natural, completely vegetarian and contain less nicotine than a pack of cigarrettes. Choco-bacco: It's what the popular kids eat for their lunch! I am going to be soooo rich.
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    House Passes Bill to Protect Gun Industry From Lawsuits

    Yet another step in removing all accountability from corporations. Now we need a flat tax on guns to cover the cost to society of all gun crime, since the industry can no longer be held responsible for individual incidents. Of course, when they extend this law to include biological...
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    when you have to proclaim something isn't dead

    Sometimes, which is why the accepted phrase when something really isn't dead is "It's a trick. Get an axe."
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    Is it really worth it to get a PS2 this late in its life?

    Everything is much cheaper when you stay a full console generation behind the times. Wait till the ps3 comes out before getting a ps2.
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    how to politely ask someone to pay back money?

    "Dear sir or madame. At the time I lent you $30, i thought you looked like an intelligent person. As such, you must have realized by now that it would be very difficult for you to walk without knees. In light of this fact, now would be a good time for you to make a $30 donation to my "save your...