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Old 02-20-2003, 02:11 PM   #1
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Old 02-20-2003, 02:13 PM   #2
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It shrinks your testicles to 50% their original size within weeks. It's up to you whether that's bad or not.
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Old 02-20-2003, 02:13 PM   #3
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Turn the bottle around. See that list of numbers? That's called NUTRITION INFORMATION.

Read it; it answers your question.
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Old 02-20-2003, 02:13 PM   #4
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I know this: it's good fo' yo' mouth!
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Old 02-20-2003, 02:14 PM   #5
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I know this: it's good fo' yo' mouth!
that stuff tastes horrible. real mayo is much much better.
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Old 02-20-2003, 02:14 PM   #6
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EDIT: oops. I don't know why those posts seem like a good idea at the time.
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Old 02-20-2003, 02:14 PM   #7
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Mayo's better
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Old 02-20-2003, 02:19 PM   #8
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Miracle Whip is crap.


You should be using Hellman's which is real mayonnaise.
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Old 02-20-2003, 02:26 PM   #9
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Short of drinking liquified bacon, there's not much that's worse for your health than mayo. Screw it though, I'd rather die 5 years sooner than live without Helmann's
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Old 02-20-2003, 02:29 PM   #10
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no , it is good tasting, so it is good for you
eat all you want, they will make more
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Old 02-20-2003, 02:31 PM   #11
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Short of drinking liquified bacon, there's not much that's worse for your health than mayo. Screw it though, I'd rather die 5 years sooner than live without Helmann's

The last 5 years of your life are the ones where you wear diapers and other people wipe your butt for you anyway. Not worth prolonging the agony by not eating lots of mayo.



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Old 02-20-2003, 02:32 PM   #12
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I don't like condiments that have to be blasted with ultrasonic waves to keep from seperating.
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Old 02-20-2003, 02:34 PM   #13
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Miracle Whip makes a great lubricant..
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Old 02-20-2003, 02:35 PM   #14
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I didn't know that's fake mayo.
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Old 02-20-2003, 02:42 PM   #15
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Miracle Whip makes a great lubricant..
That hints towards my original post And no I haven't tried it though.

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Old 02-20-2003, 02:46 PM   #16
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BLAH!!! Holy crap that would be nasty. Of course it might only be slightly different from putting tartar sauce on fish.
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Old 02-20-2003, 02:49 PM   #17
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I thought Miracle Whip was mayonaise? What is the difference? Is it kind of like the difference between butter and margerine?
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Old 02-20-2003, 03:07 PM   #18
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Miracle Whip is tangy. It tastes like mayonaise that has gone bad.
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Old 02-20-2003, 03:57 PM   #19
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The reason I posted this is because I was under the impression that miracle whip was better for your health...

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Old 02-20-2003, 03:59 PM   #20
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Read the damed label... it's pure fat. Of course it's bad for your health. That goes for mayo too...

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