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Old 02-18-2003, 02:19 AM   #1
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Default A letter to tech support regards Boyfriend 5.0 and Husband 1.0..

Dear Tech Support:

Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a
slowdown in the overall performance, particularly in the Flowers and
Jewelry applications that had operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0. In
addition,Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5
and Personal Attention 6.5, but self-installed undesirable programs such
as NFL 5.0 and NBA 3.0. And now Conversation 8.0 no longer runs and
Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system.

I've tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.
What can I do?

Signed,
Desperate


Dear Desperate:

First keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an entertainment package, while
Husband 1.0 is an beta version operating system. Try entering the command
CI THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME and download Tears 6.2 to install Guilt 3.0. If all
works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the
applications Jewelry 2.0 and Flowers 3.5. But remember, overuse can cause
Husband 1.0 to default to GrumpySilence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0 or Beer 6.1.
Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will create Snoringloudly.wav files.
Whatever you do, DO NOT install Mother-in-law 1.0 or reinstall another
Boyfriend program. These are not supported applications and will crash
Husband 1.0 even with Lawyer 2.2.0 running in the background.

In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have a limited
memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider
additional software to improve memory and performance. I personally
recommend Hot Food 3.0 and Lingerie 6.9. Good Luck!!

Sincerely,
Tech Support 10.1



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Why would he trust *YOU* - you type like you're from Nigeria. This whole thing sounds pretty fishy to me.
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Old 02-18-2003, 02:20 AM   #2
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That is pretty cool
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Old 02-18-2003, 02:21 AM   #3
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Old 02-18-2003, 02:21 AM   #4
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lol Funnay.
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Old 02-18-2003, 02:21 AM   #5
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ahhhaahha i saw this b4..worth a 2nd read...hehehe funny...creative
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Old 02-18-2003, 02:24 AM   #6
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That was funny the first time I read it, like 4 years ago.
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Old 02-18-2003, 02:34 AM   #7
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First time I saw this version, many years since I saw the one with gf and wife though. Funny though.
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Old 02-18-2003, 03:21 AM   #8
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I really prefer this version to the other one.



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Old 02-18-2003, 04:02 AM   #9
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classic!
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Old 02-18-2003, 04:08 AM   #10
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I am sorry, but Husband 1.0 is incompatible with Baby RC2 build 3. Please patch Husband 1.0 to 1.12 with Father patch 0.93. Once Baby 1.0 is gold, Husband 1.0 will no longer be supported. Please upgrade to Husband XP, with the free Father 1.0 upgrade.
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Old 02-18-2003, 04:18 AM   #11
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hahah father 1.0 going GOLD
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Why would he trust *YOU* - you type like you're from Nigeria. This whole thing sounds pretty fishy to me.
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Old 02-25-2003, 04:56 AM   #12
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need to bump it to make ppl laugh..
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Old 02-25-2003, 05:28 AM   #13
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Thanks for bumping it
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Old 02-25-2003, 07:35 AM   #14
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