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Old 10-28-2009, 07:27 AM   #1
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Default Tiger Balm soothes your achey muscles and flatulent... flatulence...

So I got some "Tiger Balm" for my legs still achey from Monday's hike. It seems like just an Asian version of Icy Hot. Petroleum jelly with camphor, menthol and other things to make it sufficiently smell like old people medicine. Still...

Tiger Balm:

Indications: Effective in reliving headaches, stuffy nose, inects bites, itchiness, muscular aches and pains, sprains and flatulence.

Directions: Apply TIGER BALM gently on the affected areas.


Ummmmm.... How's that work for flatulence then? Anyone want to volunteer? You can keep the bottle...
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Old 10-28-2009, 07:28 AM   #2
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Default Tiger Balm soothes your achey muscles and flatulent... flatulence...

I hate the smell of that stuff, my wife use to try to use it on me for aches, but I couldn't stand the stench.
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Old 10-28-2009, 07:33 AM   #3
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Default Tiger Balm soothes your achey muscles and flatulent... flatulence...

yea my witch doctor of a grandma has that and various other "herbal" remedies around all the time. She always insists coating myself in it will cure my ails.
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Old 10-28-2009, 07:33 AM   #4
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I love tiger balm. Problem is it stains clothes so I now use Vicks instead.
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Old 10-28-2009, 07:35 AM   #5
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Default Tiger Balm soothes your achey muscles and flatulent... flatulence...

I love Tiger Balm. It's my goto sore muscle medication. I have no idea about the farting though :^D
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Old 10-28-2009, 07:57 AM   #6
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I guess you are supposed to rub it all over your asshole. Just be sure noone is watching or they might take it as an invitation to the rape party.
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Old 10-28-2009, 08:24 AM   #7
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Wouldn't that burn like hell?
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I guess you are supposed to rub it all over your asshole. Just be sure noone is watching or they might take it as an invitation to the rape party.
At least you wont be sore.
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It would take your mind off the farts :^P
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I guess you are supposed to rub it all over your asshole. Just be sure noone is watching or they might take it as an invitation to the rape party.
At least you wont be sore.
Maybe that's how it stops flatulence. When the burning starts you naturally squeeze your asshole nice and tight.
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Old 10-28-2009, 08:41 AM   #11
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This thread has started to sink to a new level.

And it started with farting!
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Default Tiger Balm soothes your achey muscles and flatulent... flatulence...

Your avatar is fitting since apples are extraordinary fart-producing fruits (at least when mixed with All Bran).
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Default Tiger Balm soothes your achey muscles and flatulent... flatulence...

Makes you fart like only a tiger can.
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Default Tiger Balm soothes your achey muscles and flatulent... flatulence...

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I guess you are supposed to rub it all over your asshole. Just be sure noone is watching or they might take it as an invitation to the rape party.
At least you wont be sore.
Maybe that's how it stops flatulence. When the burning starts you naturally squeeze your asshole nice and tight.
This just adds more value to Tiger Balm -
Can be used as anal lube.
They should advertise it like that.
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