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Old 05-14-2009, 09:54 PM   #1
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Did the Little Mermaid wear an algebra?



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Old 05-14-2009, 09:56 PM   #2
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0/10.

Algebra. (Algae-bra)
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Old 05-14-2009, 10:00 PM   #3
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Q: What is the most erotic number?
A: 2110593!
Q: Why?
A: When 2 are 1 and don't pay at10tion, they'll know within 5 weeks whether or not, after 9 months, they'll be 3
That's not even a joke.

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Old 05-14-2009, 10:02 PM   #4
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Q: What is the most erotic number?
A: 2110593!
Q: Why?
A: When 2 are 1 and don't pay at10tion, they'll know within 5 weeks whether or not, after 9 months, they'll be 3
That's not even a joke.

Edit: Can't edit your OP and hide that easily
For a second, I thought you had managed to time warp a post that haven't even been made yet.
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Old 05-14-2009, 10:04 PM   #5
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There are 10 kinds of mathematicians. Those who can think binarily and those who can't...
Ban this guy. Thread jacker!
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Old 05-14-2009, 10:43 PM   #6
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Did the Little Mermaid wear an algebra?

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Old 05-14-2009, 10:52 PM   #7
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I've always enjoyed "actuaries do it with models" t-shirts (applies to a few professions)

What did the zero say to the eight....."nice belt"

And google gave me a real math joke:
An infinite crowd of mathematicians enters a bar.
The first one orders a pint, the second one a half pint, the third one a quarter pint...
"I understand", says the bartender - and pours two pints.
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Old 05-14-2009, 10:59 PM   #8
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There are 10 kinds of mathematicians. Those who can think binarily and those who can't...
God you butchered that. Your version just sounds retarded.

It actually goes:

"There are 10 kinds of people in this world. Those who know binary, and those who don't."
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Old 05-14-2009, 11:07 PM   #9
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And google gave me a real math joke:
An infinite crowd of mathematicians enters a bar.
The first one orders a pint, the second one a half pint, the third one a quarter pint...
"I understand", says the bartender - and pours two pints.
I like it
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Old 05-14-2009, 11:12 PM   #10
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Did the Little Mermaid wear an algebra?

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Old 05-14-2009, 11:17 PM   #11
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And google gave me a real math joke:
An infinite crowd of mathematicians enters a bar.
The first one orders a pint, the second one a half pint, the third one a quarter pint...
"I understand", says the bartender - and pours two pints.
I like it
it also means I can drink an infinite number of mathematicians under the table.
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Old 05-14-2009, 11:18 PM   #12
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Old 05-14-2009, 11:18 PM   #13
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I don't get it
its a geometric er.. rather an infinite geometric series

had to fix that
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Old 05-14-2009, 11:28 PM   #14
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I don't get it
its a geometric er.. rather an infinite geometric series

had to fix that
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1.999999999999... = 2
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Old 05-14-2009, 11:34 PM   #15
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What did the fat angle say to the skinny angle?




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Old 05-15-2009, 01:43 AM   #16
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I've always enjoyed "actuaries do it with models" t-shirts (applies to a few professions)

What did the zero say to the eight....."nice belt"

And google gave me a real math joke:
An infinite crowd of mathematicians enters a bar.
The first one orders a pint, the second one a half pint, the third one a quarter pint...
"I understand", says the bartender - and pours two pints.
lol that's a good one, although I am sure there can be a better punchline involving sum or series or something.
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Old 05-15-2009, 02:08 AM   #17
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There are 10 kinds of mathematicians. Those who can think binarily and those who can't...
That's not even really a math joke. It's a computer science joke.

Oh, and why do programmers always get christmas and halloween confused? Because Dec 25 = Oct 31!
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Old 05-15-2009, 06:41 AM   #18
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A guy at work used to have a t-shirt that said, "If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate."

Not math, but nerd.
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Old 05-15-2009, 06:47 AM   #19
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Reps to OP for lame joke and good thread.
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Even lamer:

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Becasue 7 8 (ate) 9.
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Quote:
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And google gave me a real math joke:
An infinite crowd of mathematicians enters a bar.
The first one orders a pint, the second one a half pint, the third one a quarter pint...
"I understand", says the bartender - and pours two pints.
I like it
it also means I can drink an infinite number of mathematicians under the table.
Some of those mathematicians are going to wind up disappointed. Once you get to the point of serving up only one alcohol molecule, well, the next guy won't be getting alcohol anymore.


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Old 05-15-2009, 11:38 AM   #22
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Quote:
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Quote:
Originally posted by: actuarial
And google gave me a real math joke:
An infinite crowd of mathematicians enters a bar.
The first one orders a pint, the second one a half pint, the third one a quarter pint...
"I understand", says the bartender - and pours two pints.
I like it
it also means I can drink an infinite number of mathematicians under the table.
Some of those mathematicians are going to wind up disappointed. Once you get to the point of serving up only one alcohol molecule, well, the next guy won't be getting alcohol anymore.

Now that's a geeky way to ruin a joke.
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Even lamer:

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Becasue 7 8 (ate) 9.
That's part of a BNL song on their Snacktime cd. My daughter loves the song.
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There are 10 kinds of mathematicians. Those who can think binarily and those who can't...
God you butchered that. Your version just sounds retarded.

It actually goes:

"There are 10 kinds of people in this world. Those who know binary, and those who don't."
lol binarily? I want to think binarily.
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obligatory joke:
Q: How did the math teacher deal with her constipation?

A: She worked it out with a pencil!

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