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Old 01-08-2009, 09:34 AM   #1
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I never understood that one...
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Old 01-08-2009, 11:03 AM   #2
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it wouldn't hurt

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it's sticky icky
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Old 01-08-2009, 11:04 AM   #4
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Kinda like "smash my head with a pillow"...
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Old 01-08-2009, 11:05 AM   #5
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It's verra sexy.
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Old 01-08-2009, 11:15 AM   #6
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Coming from "Mr. Pickle," I'm not the least bit surprised...
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"You are as sharp as a meatball."

I hope you understand that one.
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Old 01-08-2009, 11:30 AM   #8
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I thought it was bowling ball?
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Old 01-08-2009, 11:37 AM   #9
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"You are as sharp as a meatball."

I hope you understand that one.
I thought it was bowling ball?
So you've heard the phrase enough times to contest what kind of ball it is.

Congrats.
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Old 01-08-2009, 11:39 AM   #10
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"You are as sharp as a meatball."

I hope you understand that one.
I thought it was bowling ball?
So you've heard the phrase enough times to contest what kind of ball it is.

Congrats.
Oh I'm sorry, did I hurt your feelings again? Want me to unfurl your panties? I promise I will not make fun of your kind, much, anymore. It's alright, you're still a shiny apple in your mom's eyes.
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"You are as sharp as a meatball."

I hope you understand that one.
I thought it was bowling ball?
So you've heard the phrase enough times to contest what kind of ball it is.

Congrats.
Oh I'm sorry, did I hurt your feelings again? Want me to unfurl your panties? I promise I will not make fun of your kind, much, anymore. It's alright, you're still a shiny apple in your mom's eyes.
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Old 01-08-2009, 11:47 AM   #12
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Quote:
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"You are as sharp as a meatball."

I hope you understand that one.
I thought it was bowling ball?
So you've heard the phrase enough times to contest what kind of ball it is.

Congrats.
Oh I'm sorry, did I hurt your feelings again? Want me to unfurl your panties? I promise I will not make fun of your kind, much, anymore. It's alright, you're still a shiny apple in your mom's eyes.
Where have you ever in the history of these forums have you hurt my feelings before? Are you delusional? Oh, that's right, you're as sharp as a (insert type of) ball.
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Old 01-08-2009, 11:52 AM   #13
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"You are as sharp as a meatball."

I hope you understand that one.
I thought it was bowling ball?
So you've heard the phrase enough times to contest what kind of ball it is.

Congrats.
Oh I'm sorry, did I hurt your feelings again? Want me to unfurl your panties? I promise I will not make fun of your kind, much, anymore. It's alright, you're still a shiny apple in your mom's eyes.
Where have you ever in the history of these forums have you hurt my feelings before? Are you delusional? Oh, that's right, you're as sharp as a (insert type of) ball.
I wish you the best in life, as it's been cruel to you. May you go off and defend more of your ilk. The first time I hurt your feelings, was in your reply to my post in this thread. Evidently, you felt compel to answer to something totally unrelated to your own intelligence, speaks volume about your insecurity.

Anyways, take your teenage angst and half wit and whatever else you think you have and kindly go on your merry way.
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Old 01-08-2009, 11:55 AM   #14
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"You are as sharp as a meatball."

I hope you understand that one.
I thought it was bowling ball?
So you've heard the phrase enough times to contest what kind of ball it is.

Congrats.
Oh I'm sorry, did I hurt your feelings again? Want me to unfurl your panties? I promise I will not make fun of your kind, much, anymore. It's alright, you're still a shiny apple in your mom's eyes.
Where have you ever in the history of these forums have you hurt my feelings before? Are you delusional? Oh, that's right, you're as sharp as a (insert type of) ball.
I wish you the best in life, as it's been cruel to you. May you go off and defend more of your ilk. The first time I hurt your feelings, was in your reply to my post in this thread. Evidently, you felt compel to answer to something totally unrelated to your own intelligence, speaks volume about your insecurity.

Anyways, take your teenage angst and half wit and whatever else you think you have and kindly go on your merry way.
Yes, go ahead, backpedal, and then throw out your random insults in every direction to try and make your stupid post (all of them) look better.

PS. You're obviously a nutcase.

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Old 01-08-2009, 12:07 PM   #16
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First of, "sharp as a bowling ball" is a common expression, unless you're too stupid to realize that, or don't get out much (in your case I suspect both). Secondly, it's you that tried so hard to throw insult, or jab, or whatever you think that was clever.

Mate, I'm not going to waste anymore of my time with an obvious troll. Be gone.
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I thought it was bowling ball?
Nope its 'pigs arse'.
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Thread started weak but grew to win pretty fast.
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First of, "sharp as a bowling ball" is a common expression, unless you're too stupid to realize that, or don't get out much (in your case I suspect both). Secondly, it's you that tried so hard to throw insult, or jab, or whatever you think that was clever.

Mate, I'm not going to waste anymore of my time with an obvious troll. Be gone.
Whatever makes you feel better. I almost feel sorry for you. It's obvious that when they were passing out reading comprehension and cognitive skills, you got whatever little was left in the bottom of the bucket. SSSlow as a SSSnail...
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I learned quickly that the people that feels they have to poke at other people on the internet, in video games, etc... are usually teenagers with little to lose. Usually, unaccomplished, abused and unpopular kids with deep seated psychological problems; they try so hard with their online persona, trying to create an alter ego that they could never have in their life. I typically sympathize and often feel pity for them.

Prove me wrong.
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Old 01-08-2009, 12:28 PM   #21
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I learned quickly that the people that feels they have to poke at other people on the internet, in video games, etc... are usually teenagers with little to lose. Usually, unaccomplished, abused and unpopular kids with deep seated psychological problems; they try so hard with their online persona, trying to create an alter ego that they could never have in their life. I typically sympathize and often feel pity for them.

Prove me wrong.
I'm 28, I work as a PA for a good company, I hardly ever play video games, I go out with friends often (in fact, going out tonight to catch the game), and IT WASN'T FUCKING HARD TO MAKE YOU LOOK STUPID.

Seriously, just give up...
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Wow, 28, and still acts like a dipshit. Your problems are worse than you know.

Edit: try to get laid, it'll help. And you need more cowbells, not caps lock.
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The uncorrupted form of the expression is "(x) lashes with a wet noodle."

As opposed to lashes with a whip, i.e. it's a mock punishment that won't really hurt.

"If you don't brush your teeth it's 10 lashes with a wet noodle!"
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Wow, 28, and still acts like a dipshit. Your problems are worse than you know.

Edit: try to get laid, it'll help. And you need more cowbells, not caps lock.
Keep reaching into your little bag if insults as I knock down every little thing you say. You really are not good at this.

Try to get laid? I'm sure the only time you get any ass is when your finger rips through the toilet paper.

Edit: Be a good little monkey and think a while on your next reply, we have an audience to entertain here, and I wouldn't want your low IQ to ruin their experience.
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