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Old 09-18-2012, 11:12 AM   #1
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Default Can u order an uncircumcized white phally thing?

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Old 09-18-2012, 11:13 AM   #2
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And the rest of my day spent wondering...
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Old 09-18-2012, 11:16 AM   #3
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I was wondering where the nef thread went.
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Old 09-18-2012, 11:32 AM   #4
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Thread Question Answer: Color is difficult to control, but uncircumcised is the default configuration. You will need after market mods.
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Old 09-18-2012, 11:56 AM   #5
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Old 09-18-2012, 11:56 AM   #6
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You're pissed because you can't find an uncircumcised dildo? And it has to be white? I'm sitting here, trying to imagine what in the . . . oh, nevermind.
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Old 09-18-2012, 12:11 PM   #7
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I've seen uncircumcised dildos before. the one I'm thinking of was white and modeled after an eastern European porn star.

never saw one in person, but they do exist.
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Old 09-18-2012, 03:23 PM   #8
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spacing....
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Old 09-18-2012, 03:28 PM   #9
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make sense will someday you.
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Old 09-18-2012, 03:30 PM   #10
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Posting in a Spaceman thread.
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Old 09-18-2012, 03:32 PM   #11
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I find this thread curiously refreshing.
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Old 09-18-2012, 03:34 PM   #12
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Threading in a spacepost man!

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Old 09-18-2012, 03:43 PM   #13
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Old 09-18-2012, 03:47 PM   #14
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Old 09-18-2012, 03:54 PM   #15
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NSFW...

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“Movable Foreskin! The authentic molded cock of Bel Ami star, Lukas Ridgeston. Lukas produces a full erection for the mold for all to enjoy. This is the first cock with a completely functioning foreskin shaft for all those who like it uncut."

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God I love this guy.
There was a time when I had to advocate repeatedly for him vs. some other mods who were convinced he was a "normal" just having us all on in a deliberately trollish manner.

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Old 09-18-2012, 04:06 PM   #17
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Umm so where do I pick up said sausage?
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Old 09-18-2012, 04:08 PM   #18
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“Movable Foreskin! The authentic molded cock of Bel Ami star, Lukas Ridgeston. Lukas produces a full erection for the mold for all to enjoy. This is the first cock with a completely functioning foreskin shaft for all those who like it uncut."
it's the only one I've ever heard of.

but I've never seen it, so I can't vouch for its quality.
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This mother fucker is so crazy I worry he might run for president next time around!
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