noooo!...someone invented camelflage

[brainhulk]

http://thegloss.com/fashion/guess-wh...p-conceal-904/

Ladies, have you ever caught a glimpse of yourself in the mirror at the gym only to realize that your vagina is split down the middle by your pants to reveal an unseemly cameltoe?

Of course you have. We all have. But as of now, we need suffer no more, because a woman named Shannon — who calls herself a “cameltoe advocate,” by which I think she means anti-cameltoe advocate — has designed and patented the one and only CAMELFLAGE PANTY.

The Camelflage panty is exactly what it sounds like, but I really couldn’t do a better job describing it that Shannon does on her website, so here you go:

Cute tight little yoga pants, front row, right by the big mirrors for the whole class to check out my yoga poses, and something else…the dreaded…”cameltoe.” That’s where the idea for Camelflage was conceived…I designed a patent pending women’s panty that has a built in flexible, breathable, insert to smooth out her “Labia Majora” AKA “cameltoe.” Covering the insert is a Sportek wicking fabric that pulls moisture away from your body and keeps you dry.

On the one hand, I love that she actually says “labia majora,” because who ever calls the various parts of a woman’s vagina by their correct terms in such specific detail? At the same time, I don’t think it needs to be capitalized, and I also don’t think it needs to be in quotations, because it actually is the labia majora.

Anyway, this is really a delight. I hope things work out for Shannon, and also I hope that a lot of women are spared the utter humiliation of an errant ‘toe thanks to this fancy new design.

[Newbian]

Somebody needs to kill this person off and stop production asap.

[CPA]

My guess is that most women like to show off their cameltoe.

[SagaLore]

Originally Posted by CPA

My guess is that most women like to show off their cameltoe.

start a competing product that enhances cameltoe

[amdhunter]

I LOVE Labia Majoras.

[destrekor]

[Sinsear]

Originally Posted by Newbian

Somebody needs to kill this person off and stop production asap.

Probably be a hate crime because the person to create it is obviously gay (or a woman)

[MedicBob]

WOW. If you build it they will buy it.

[wirednuts]

cameltoe is a good thing. for everybody.

[destrekor]

Originally Posted by Sinsear

Probably be a hate crime because the person to create it is obviously gay (or a woman)

Likely the worst kind of woman - a hardcore feminist activist.

[GagHalfrunt]

I can't believe women wear yoga pants in public unless they like cameltoe. It's the same as plunging necklines, short skirts, tight jeans, sideboob, exposed whale tails, etc. Women like to pretend they're shocked when men check them out, but most would absolutely die if we didn't. Many Many women dress to make men look at them and a nice cameltoe is just part of the ensemble.

[wirednuts]

Originally Posted by GagHalfrunt

Women like to pretend they're shocked when men check them out, but most would absolutely die if we didn't.

not all women are like that, but yes many many many of them are. ive dated a few... the ones who spend hours everyday in the bathroom getting pretty and dolled up, you better notice them in public or else they just feel horrible about themselves. its kinda sad, but its how it is

[mmntech]

First the Catholic schools get rid of skirts, thus eliminating joy for an entire generation of teenage boys, now this?! The world has one mad, mad I tell you.

[amdhunter]

Originally Posted by wirednuts

cameltoe is a good thing. for everybody.

[twinrider1]

Tonight.....on a very special Shark Tank.



Seriously, they need to get the camelflage lady on there.

[Pr0d1gy]

Thank God. Yes, I am the camel toe nazi. Sorry, I just don't need to see your stuff anymore than you would want me walking around in Speedos.

[Jeff7]

I feel bad about posting this, but...oh well.

(Related vids may be slightly NSFW.)

[destrekor]

Originally Posted by Pr0d1gy

Thank God. Yes, I am the camel toe nazi. Sorry, I just don't need to see your stuff anymore than you would want me walking around in Speedos.

Let's consider this here:

unless you are disgusted by ALL genitals, most people DO find attraction to the opposite sex's "package", when it is attached to an attractive specimen.

Do I want to see cameltoe on, well, a hippo as showcased above? No. Is the woman in shape/fit, and attractive? If so, I can find no reasons to complain.

I imagine many women find an attractive male in speedos to be, well, an attractive look. Put any kind of spandex on a chubby and/or fat and/or unattractive man, I imagine they are not at all pleased to witness such a thing.

Or do you not find any of that attractive, at all? I guess I can understand a certain disgust if most of the genitals you have seen are just godawful looking, but that's not the case for every individual.

[sactoking]

I find it amusing that the "after" photo doesn't really demonstrate the product because, clearly, the pants are just stretched tighter so there's no extra material in the crotch.

[SunnyD]

Ladies, have you ever caught a glimpse of yourself in the mirror at the gym only to realize that your vagina is split down the middle by your pants to reveal an unseemly cameltoe?

Read this line from the article to yourself.

Now read it again, imagining Vince saying that at the start of an infomercial.

Originally Posted by amdhunter

That's not cameltoe bro... that's ReversiAss.

[BabaBooey]

Originally Posted by amdhunter

That's her gut not her coochie.....

[Matthiasa]

Originally Posted by destrekor

Likely the worst kind of woman - a hardcore feminist activist.

The most feminist, actually equal rights for all, person I know regularly likes art, of nude women, on Facebook.
Which means well nude women showing up in my news feed.

/cue Facebook hate.

[Pr0d1gy]

Originally Posted by destrekor

Let's consider this here:

unless you are disgusted by ALL genitals, most people DO find attraction to the opposite sex's "package", when it is attached to an attractive specimen.

Do I want to see cameltoe on, well, a hippo as showcased above? No. Is the woman in shape/fit, and attractive? If so, I can find no reasons to complain.

I imagine many women find an attractive male in speedos to be, well, an attractive look. Put any kind of spandex on a chubby and/or fat and/or unattractive man, I imagine they are not at all pleased to witness such a thing.

Or do you not find any of that attractive, at all? I guess I can understand a certain disgust if most of the genitals you have seen are just godawful looking, but that's not the case for every individual.

You're severely overthinking it. Women's pants don't need to be up in their hoo hoos dude. I know you're trying to play the PC guy or whatever but this is usually bad for everyone, like dudes in speedos. And trust me for everyone who looks good in them there are 50 guys who look like ass but think they look good. You theory is invalid.

[Lemon law]

I think of all those old master's paintings featured 16'th century men wearing cod pieces on the front of their pants. If those men were not afraid to flaunt their sex, and even stuff a sock in it to enhance, why should 21'th century ladies be afraid to flaunt their sex.

Its why I have invented and its patient pending, special panties for women who are camel toe challenged. Always guaranteed to show a camel toe through the baggiest of dresses and pants. And because it wicks moisture through to fabric where it condenses on top, it usually shows a wet spot outline when temperatures exceed 75 F.

[NetWareHead]

Originally Posted by SunnyD

That's not cameltoe bro... that's ReversiAss.

Originally Posted by BabaBooey

That's her gut not her coochie.....

Thats not a camel-toe. I believe it was described as "moose knuckle"

edit: oh and mandatory vomit at that pic