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Old 04-12-2011, 10:53 AM   #1
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Default Ideas for lunch thief revenge...

OK, I need some good ideas on what to do to a lunch thief. However, there are some issues. Here are my issues...

#1 They are frozen dinners (healthy choice). #2 No idea who is doing it.

So what ideas would you use to accomplish 2 goals. Get revenge and also figure out who it is.

BTW these are healthy choice frozen steamers.

I know others have posted these kind of things, but I have always seen idea's for refrigerated food not frozen. So how about frozen?

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Old 04-12-2011, 10:55 AM   #2
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After reading the name of what's being stolen I believe the choice is obvious.



Leave him some healthy choice steamers..
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Old 04-12-2011, 10:55 AM   #3
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Let some thaw and go bad, but not visibly, then re-freeze and take to work.
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Old 04-12-2011, 10:55 AM   #4
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Is this in the workplace? Meaning, someone is stealing your lunch out of the fridge?
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If it was fresh food in the refrigerator but to being packaged frozen diners?
Then the best revenge would be learning English.
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Old 04-12-2011, 10:57 AM   #6
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Then the best revenge would be learning English.
Oh who gives a shit. I am not trying to write an essay here.
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Old 04-12-2011, 10:57 AM   #7
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Old 04-12-2011, 10:57 AM   #8
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Leave him some hot pockets.
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Old 04-12-2011, 10:58 AM   #9
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Is this in the workplace? Meaning, someone is stealing your lunch out of the fridge?
Technically, my wife's. But yes someone is stealing her frozen healthy choices out of the freezer.
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Old 04-12-2011, 10:59 AM   #10
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ipecac
Frozen sealed dinner. That is where the problem comes in that is different than usual.
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Frozen sealed dinner. That is where the problem comes in that is different than usual.
Which is why my suggestion is your only option.
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Old 04-12-2011, 11:00 AM   #12
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Let some thaw and go bad, but not visibly, then re-freeze and take to work.
I think that could work. However, the downside is I don't know if it will help figure out who it was.
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Old 04-12-2011, 11:00 AM   #13
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Oh who gives a shit. I am not trying to write an essay here.
too bad that I couldn't understand it because it makes no sense. Even orally it wouldn't make sense.
I had to make it up from the issues you listed.

Anyway what kind of people/situation are we talking about?
colleagues at the work place or flat-mates?

EDIT: okay it's a workplace
if it has sauce or something, put some water-resistant food-grade color or something like this if it exists.
Or just buy a lock and chain it so that it's impossible to open without making a mess.
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Frozen sealed dinner. That is where the problem comes in that is different than usual.
Inject, from the bottom, maybe? Peel and reseal?

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I think that could work. However, the downside is I don't know if it will help figure out who it was.
Thaw it, use a needle to inject ipecac into it and shake it all up, then refreeze.
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,.... I think it wants advice on which HD TV set it should buy,...
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Thaw it, use a needle to inject ipecac into it and shake it all up, then refreeze.
We will see, I think the thaw and refreeze will have to do. The problem otherwise is the steamer is a plastic "bowl" that is inside a cardboard box. Wouldn't be able to get in unnoticed.

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LOL, just saw that. If it was a meatball I would agree
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Easy! Just put the hottest flavoured chilli on the planet in it, you'll find out the moment he eats it.
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Ohh....yeah.

Inject puree of bhut jolokia.
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Easy! Just put the hottest flavoured chilli on the planet in it, you'll find out the moment he eats it.
Sealed frozen dinner... Or were you implying injection like the other posters?
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Sealed frozen dinner... Or were you implying injection like the other posters?
I absolutely was.
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Inject a very small amount of Visine into it. Watch the person "run" to the bathroom constantly for the next day or so.
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Inject a very small amount of Visine into it. Watch the person "run" to the bathroom constantly for the next day or so.
do not do this:
http://www.snopes.com/medical/myths/visine.asp
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