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Old 03-18-2011, 01:30 AM   #1
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Exclamation Is there a way to make my nipples stay hard?

I've found that having hard nipples increases my aesthetics, especially when I wear tight shirts. Makes my pecs look even more awesome than usual

The only problem is that the only way I've found to make my nipples hard is to either be cold or to rub them. I don't want to be cold all of the time and I can't go around rubbing my nipples all day because people would think I'm strange.

Is there some kind of medication I can take to make my nipples perma-hard?

****UPDATE**** 4/23/2012 SOLUTION HAS BEEN FOUND SEE THIS POST: http://forums.anandtech.com/showpost...7&postcount=59
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Old 03-18-2011, 01:31 AM   #2
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Old 03-18-2011, 01:35 AM   #5
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prosthetics?
Interesting, I didn't consider that.
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Old 03-18-2011, 01:35 AM   #6
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You're turning into techs with all these retarded threads.
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Nipple Viagra! There are probably millions of poseurs and guidos out there who think hard nipples "increases their aesthetics". Completely untapped market! Forwarding this thread to Pfizer...
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Old 03-18-2011, 01:39 AM   #9
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BTW, TTIWWP.

Take off shirt. Hold up sign with the words, "nipple Viagra," so we know it's really you. Take pic.

Show us what you're working with.
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Old 03-18-2011, 01:46 AM   #11
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Nipple Viagra! There are probably millions of poseurs and guidos out there who think hard nipples "increases their aesthetics". Completely untapped market! Forwarding this thread to Pfizer...
Chicks love hard nipples.
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lol i too have contemplated this
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I've found that having hard nipples increases my aesthetics, especially when I wear tight shirts. Makes my pecs look even more awesome than usual

The only problem is that the only way I've found to make my nipples hard is to either be cold or to rub them. I don't want to be cold all of the time and I can't go around rubbing my nipples all day because people would think I'm strange.

Is there some kind of medication I can take to make my nipples perma-hard?
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turn on the ac and/or ice cubes
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Chicks love hard nipples.
i have actually found this to be true more often than not.
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let me guess?

you were dropped on your head when you were a baby. several times.
I have a genius level IQ. My mental functions are in working order, thanks for your concern.
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I seriously doubt this.

To settle it; we must Kung Fu fight!!!!!!
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I seriously doubt this.
My mom had me tested... for that and some other stuff too but I came out mostly normal
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My mom had me tested... for that and some other stuff too but I came out mostly normal
minus the extreme handsomeness you mean right?
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minus the extreme handsomeness you mean right?
Oh, by normal I mean I'm not insane/retarded. I'm obviously gifted in every category, from looks to intelligence to personality to posting on ATOT.
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Old 03-18-2011, 02:33 AM   #22
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put Ben Gay on your nipples,,,,,,,,
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I've found that having hard nipples increases my aesthetics, especially when I wear tight shirts. Makes my pecs look even more awesome than usual

The only problem is that the only way I've found to make my nipples hard is to either be cold or to rub them. I don't want to be cold all of the time and I can't go around rubbing my nipples all day because people would think I'm strange.

Is there some kind of medication I can take to make my nipples perma-hard?
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I thought you were correcting the use of 'aesthetics' in the op with this question.
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