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Old 11-28-2010, 08:38 AM   #1
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Default waitress that touches your on the arm a lot?

is she flirting for a tip? Cause a really cute one does at our weekly sunday football spot. Frankly way out of my league but it doesn't seem like something waitresses usually do.
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Old 11-28-2010, 08:39 AM   #2
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All your answers can be found here, go get 'er, stud.
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Old 11-28-2010, 08:43 AM   #3
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She wants you. Talking is flirting, but touching is invitation for sex.
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Old 11-28-2010, 08:53 AM   #4
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Next time you're there, adopt a stance of dominance, then grab her boob; it should go well.
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Old 11-28-2010, 08:54 AM   #5
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Old 11-28-2010, 08:55 AM   #6
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Depends on where she grew up. Some subculture pockets are very friendly, and touchy without it really meaning anything.
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Old 11-28-2010, 08:58 AM   #7
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it's called assault. you are within your rights to start stalking her.
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Old 11-28-2010, 08:59 AM   #8
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she wants you, go for it, whip out your wang!
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Old 11-28-2010, 09:04 AM   #9
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She's probably just brushing dandruff off your arm.
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Old 11-28-2010, 09:05 AM   #10
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Is trying to give you the herp.
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Old 11-28-2010, 09:40 AM   #11
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TTIUWOP

BTW, does she touch everyone, or just you?

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Old 11-28-2010, 09:43 AM   #12
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If money is involved in any way, shape, or form, always assume the woman is after your wallet and not you.

Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm going to the strip club. One of the girls there calls me sugar, gives me hugs, and makes frequent eye contact with me. I'm finally going to ask her out.
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Old 11-28-2010, 09:46 AM   #13
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These people always creep me out because I doubt I'll ever see them again and even if they were interested I'm too much of a pansy to make a move.
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Old 11-28-2010, 09:48 AM   #14
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how many touches are we talking here? shoulder area? lingering or really quick pokes? i'd have to see the way she was doing it to truly ascertain if she wants the hoagie
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Old 11-28-2010, 09:49 AM   #15
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If money is involved in any way, shape, or form, always assume the woman is after your wallet and not you.

this might not be the answer you're looking for, but it is the correct answer
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Old 11-28-2010, 09:49 AM   #16
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A waitress is out of your league?

Are you under indictment or awaiting sentencing for a felony or something?
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Old 11-28-2010, 09:55 AM   #17
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Next time you're there, adopt a stance of dominance, then grab her boob; it should go well.
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Old 11-28-2010, 09:56 AM   #18
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is she flirting for a tip? Cause a really cute one does at our weekly sunday football spot. Frankly way out of my league but it doesn't seem like something waitresses usually do.
Sorry to say, but she's most likely just a skilled waitress. Lightly touching a customer's arm has been shown to increase tips.
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Old 11-28-2010, 09:59 AM   #19
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A waitress is out of your league?

Are you under indictment or awaiting sentencing for a felony or something?
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Old 11-28-2010, 10:13 AM   #20
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$$$

Similar to how a stripper pretends to like you. She doesn't really like you, she wants your $$$

Same reason the cute hair stylist pretends to be interested in what you have to say.

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Old 11-28-2010, 10:17 AM   #21
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lol thought this was a trident thread.
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Old 11-28-2010, 11:24 AM   #22
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If money is involved in any way, shape, or form, always assume the woman is after your wallet and not you.

Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm going to the strip club. One of the girls there calls me sugar, gives me hugs, and makes frequent eye contact with me. I'm finally going to ask her out.
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Old 11-28-2010, 11:25 AM   #23
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If they put their hand on my arm, I put my hand on their thigh.
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Old 11-28-2010, 11:27 AM   #24
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i put my hand upon your hip, then i dip you dip we dip

god damn it. i hate that song and i hate the dancing baby even more. noooooooooooo
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Old 11-28-2010, 11:28 AM   #25
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Have you been going to Raisins again?
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