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Old 09-13-2010, 08:44 AM   #1
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Default The object to your left is your weapon of choice in the upcoming zombie apocolypse.

What is it?

Inspired by the post here:

Looks like the best I have is a pair of scissors. I might be able to get two or three before I'm overwhelmed.
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Old 09-13-2010, 08:46 AM   #2
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Dust Off Duster.


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Old 09-13-2010, 08:46 AM   #3
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Old 09-13-2010, 08:47 AM   #4
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Really? That's all I get?

Maybe I get to call in an airstrike or something.

Wait, no. Pandora - I can start playing Thriller. Then I can walk away from the dancing zombie horde.
It's a long story... and trust me, no, you really don't have time.
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Old 09-13-2010, 08:47 AM   #5
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My iPhone 4

Looks like I won't be able to make a call for help to save my life
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Old 09-13-2010, 08:49 AM   #6
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Either a computer chair or my cat.

I'm gonna go with the cat. He is a Bengal so he should do some damage. I've felt it.
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Old 09-13-2010, 08:50 AM   #7
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Um, I have a small plastic water cup, a crappy old cell phone, a highlighter, and a small box of paper clips. I guess I'll use the cell phone? I'm screwed.
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Old 09-13-2010, 08:50 AM   #8
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After looking to my left and seeing what you guys have to yours, I have decided just to give into Zombification.

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Old 09-13-2010, 08:52 AM   #9
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It's either my cell phone or my english/swedish dictionary. I'd say my prospects are not looking good.
Wait, there is a red pen on the dictionary. That might be the best option.
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Old 09-13-2010, 08:53 AM   #10
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e^(i * pi) + 1 = 0
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Old 09-13-2010, 08:54 AM   #11
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Filing cabinet?

...I'm zombie food.
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Old 09-13-2010, 08:55 AM   #12
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I can either use A) a small steno notepad or B) an 18" long stainless steel ruler.
I choose B.
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Old 09-13-2010, 08:56 AM   #13
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Yea, um, I will be dead. My workphone is not allowed to be used for personal use.
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Old 09-13-2010, 08:56 AM   #14
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Well, I can either pummel them with a three hole punch or I can drop a small file cabinet on their heads
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Old 09-13-2010, 08:56 AM   #15
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How do zombeis do against a thousand small cuts?

I am the thread-killer.

Someone still mows the grass at Pine Point's cemetery.
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Old 09-13-2010, 08:56 AM   #16
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An empty cup pf coffee...damn it!
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Old 09-13-2010, 09:01 AM   #17
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A fat man. That should keep them busy for a while...
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Old 09-13-2010, 09:04 AM   #18
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If its anything like L4D2, I won't even get hurt in the apocalypse.
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Old 09-13-2010, 09:05 AM   #19
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I'd have to choose between a roll of Scotch Tape, a stapler, some paper clips, and a street sweeper... hey, the water cooler line can get competitive
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Old 09-13-2010, 09:06 AM   #20
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a (paper) coffee cup or my ipod.

I'm fucked.
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Old 09-13-2010, 09:08 AM   #21
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From nearest left to furthest left, I've got nothing.

PC Speaker, tower speaker (at least the small one can be thrown?), TV (good for one dead zombie), and a box fan (maybe another?).

There's a baseball over there somewhere... I've got a good arm but can't guarantee a shot to the face from afar, which is where I'd prefer to be with a baseball.
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Old 09-13-2010, 09:17 AM   #22
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I have a hammer, some hard drives, and an old dead precision laptop. I figure I could throw the hard drives and the laptop, then beat them with the hammer. I might survive longer than most of you
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Old 09-13-2010, 09:31 AM   #23
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my wife :/
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Old 09-13-2010, 09:33 AM   #24
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my wife :/
well that will give you afew seconds of running time..

to my left. 2 pads of paper and hammer. yeah im screwed.
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Old 09-13-2010, 09:35 AM   #25
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My keys are on the desk to my left. I'm getting the fuck out of here.
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