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Old 05-09-2008, 03:11 PM   #26
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Never heard of her or her site but I may have come across thumbnails of her on TGP sites.

Edit: Mmm Google images don't look familiar either. Guess I was out of the loop on this one.
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Never heard of her... some of you guys spend too much time looking for this kind of stuff
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i have no idea who this person is :/
I guess it's time to do some "research," eh?
nah i dont really care
porn's lost its charm for ya?
not that porn anyway, maybe he's into midget/goat porn now.
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Actually, I'm not. Re-read my post, Scenario 1 there is entirely possible. I don't care how open you're raised to be about sex, however, that's still going to be extremely weird and uncomfortable having your mom tell you that.
I disagree. If a child is raised their whole lives to think that every type of sex is natural and OK, they aren't going to view their mom telling them that she deepthroats cock on the internet as all the big a deal. That's going to be normal to them.

I liken it to my own upbringing; I was raised by lesbians. In the 70s, before I was born, a lot of young lesbians were living in the same house, and basically they all slept with everyone else. It was just a big lesbian orgy house. By the time I was born, they had settled down with partners and calmed down a bit, but I was raised with stories about their past. Didn't phase me at all; I figured it was normal. My friends couldn't fathom what it was like to be raised by lesbians, let alone crazy free-love orgy lesbians, but since it was what I had grown up with, I didn't think it was the slightest bit odd. Indeed, religion seemed stranger to me than a lesbian orgy.

So I maintain that the kid will simply feel that depraved sex acts are normal and fine and have absolutely no issues with it. S/he's going to wonder why everyone else seems to be making such a big deal out of it.
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Actually, I'm not. Re-read my post, Scenario 1 there is entirely possible. I don't care how open you're raised to be about sex, however, that's still going to be extremely weird and uncomfortable having your mom tell you that.
I disagree. If a child is raised their whole lives to think that every type of sex is natural and OK, they aren't going to view their mom telling them that she deepthroats cock on the internet as all the big a deal. That's going to be normal to them.

I liken it to my own upbringing; I was raised by lesbians. In the 70s, before I was born, a lot of young lesbians were living in the same house, and basically they all slept with everyone else. It was just a big lesbian orgy house. By the time I was born, they had settled down with partners and calmed down a bit, but I was raised with stories about their past. Didn't phase me at all; I figured it was normal. My friends couldn't fathom what it was like to be raised by lesbians, let alone crazy free-love orgy lesbians, but since it was what I had grown up with, I didn't think it was the slightest bit odd. Indeed, religion seemed stranger to me than a lesbian orgy.

So I maintain that the kid will simply feel that depraved sex acts are normal and fine and have absolutely no issues with it. S/he's going to wonder why everyone else seems to be making such a big deal out of it.
Maybe you're right, but that doesn't make this unfortunate kid's social journey any less bumpy. If he thinks people getting fifth-based on the internet is cool, that's fine, but his friends are going to DESTROY him when they find out.
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Old 05-09-2008, 03:20 PM   #31
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I heard a radio interview of her and her husband on the net where the interviewer asked about that question. The guy got a little upset, but the radio interviewer calmed him down and said it was a legit question. The couple agreed and then basically said that they'd tell their kid something like: "sometimes, when mommies and daddies love each other they do things physically to make each other happy... it's a normal part of being in love etc etc..."
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Call me when Dawn Allison (of Dawn's Place) gets pregnant and her boobs get their own postal code (she's Canadian).:laugh:
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I heard a radio interview of her and her husband on the net where the interviewer asked about that question. The guy got a little upset, but the radio interviewer calmed him down and said it was a legit question. The couple agreed and then basically said that they'd tell their kid something like: "sometimes, when mommies and daddies love each other they do things physically to make each other happy... it's a normal part of being in love etc etc..."
Well yeah, that's the standard sex talk. I think they're going to have to modify a bit though to make sure he understands that his parents didn't follow the societal norms in that regard. "Now SOMETIMES, Junior, when mommies and daddies really really really love each other, they make movies of themselves giving each other a special hug, and let millions of people watch them for money. Also, for the love of GOD, don't download any porn that says "deep throat" from Limewire. You'll thank me later"
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Two pages and no one has pointed out the great pun in the thread title.


ATOT, you are slipping.
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Old 05-09-2008, 03:27 PM   #35
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Two pages and no one has pointed out the great pun in the thread title.


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Eh? Did you even read the first response?

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I was Wiki-wandering and somehow ended up at Heather Harmon's Wikipedia entry, and apparently she got out of the industry because she had a kid back in '05. Heather Harmon, for those who don't know, was probably the first big internet porn star.

Can you imagine how much it's going to suck for that kid when he finds out? I really only see three possibilities here:

#1. Harmon and her husband sit him or her down for the most epically awkward, horrible "Birds and the Bees" discussion in the history in the universe

#2. Kid is at school and a friend runs up to him and goes "Hey I was surfing around on Limewire and CHECK OUT WHAT I FOUND!!

#3. Kid is surfing Limewire on his own and downloads a video, then turns white as a sheet and goes "...Mom?" when they see who's in it.

Seriously, that chick did some pretty degraded stuff. When her kid finds out, they're going to snap like a twig. That's the kind of incident that people look at 20 years later to figure out why the person became a serial murderer.

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hes one of the 25 post per page people :roll:
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What struck me was her numerous anal scenes, where her husband would say stuff like "Now suck it after it was just in your ass", followed by her immediately complying.

Maybe I'm just old fashioned, that's still probably wouldn't be something I'd want to see my mom doing on the internet for 3 years.
by the time her kid grows up to search the internet for pron, atm will be so commonplace it won't phase him at all. it'll be passe.
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Old 05-09-2008, 03:29 PM   #39
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ATOT, you are slipping.
Eh? Did you even read the first response?

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The answer to your first question is obviously no.

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ATOT, you are slipping.


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hes one of the 25 post per page people :roll:
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On the bright side, if there's ever a crisis where the kid needs Heather to blow a telephone pole, he's good.
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ATOT, you are slipping.
The only thing I noticed about the title was "Heater Harmon." I figured Heater must be a wrestler or a baseball pitcher or something... when I read the article, I figured out it was Heather Harmon, and I was up to speed.
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ATOT, you are slipping.
The only thing I noticed about the title was "Heater Harmon." I figured Heater must be a wrestler or a baseball pitcher or something... when I read the article, I figured out it was Heather Harmon, and I was up to speed.
Whoops, didn't realize I'd misspelled her name, my B. I also made it a bit more clear how Heather payz da billz.
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i have no idea who this person is :/
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nah i dont really care
porn's lost its charm for ya?
Meh, even sex has lost most of it's charm for me. And yeah, her kid's gonna love finding this out later on.
you're getting old?
Not too old, I'm just 38. But:

1. My wife had a hysterectomy in 2001, that kind of started off the decline.
2. My wife had a stroke last year, which really put the kibosh on sex.
3. I divert all my physical energy into triathlon training and work now. By the time for bed, I don't have much left in me for nookie.

It's not ideal, but it's my life and I'm making the best of it. And things might change for the better soon, my wife is recovering well and is well on her way to being her old self once again. :beer:
hysterectomy in 2001?!?!

how old is your wife?
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I disagree. If a child is raised their whole lives to think that every type of sex is natural and OK, they aren't going to view their mom telling them that she deepthroats cock on the internet as all the big a deal. That's going to be normal to them.

I liken it to my own upbringing; I was raised by lesbians. In the 70s, before I was born, a lot of young lesbians were living in the same house, and basically they all slept with everyone else. It was just a big lesbian orgy house. By the time I was born, they had settled down with partners and calmed down a bit, but I was raised with stories about their past. Didn't phase me at all; I figured it was normal. My friends couldn't fathom what it was like to be raised by lesbians, let alone crazy free-love orgy lesbians, but since it was what I had grown up with, I didn't think it was the slightest bit odd. Indeed, religion seemed stranger to me than a lesbian orgy.

So I maintain that the kid will simply feel that depraved sex acts are normal and fine and have absolutely no issues with it. S/he's going to wonder why everyone else seems to be making such a big deal out of it.
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hysterectomy in 2001?!?!

how old is your wife?
She's 34 now, 35 in August. She had tumors and precancerous cells and they had no choice but to remove it all.
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how old is your wife?
She's 34 now, 35 in August. She had tumors and precancerous cells and they had no choice but to remove it all.
i'm glad she's on the upswing, and doing better now (read your previous post)
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Thank mosh. She got her fiestiness back first - much to the rue of the rest of us in the house. It's good to have her back.
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Hummmm....Wifey = #1. Nice face and big natural boobs FTW.

Warning, don't google Wifey at work. It is NSFW.
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