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Old 02-24-2005, 08:08 AM   #1
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Beating or breast for naughty pupils

A Zimbabwean schoolteacher has been suspended for allegedly giving pupils the choice of being caned or suckling her breasts. The woman faces a disciplinary hearing after one of the pupils reported the 'punishment' to his parents, reports the Herald.

The boy claimed he was asked to choose between suckling the teacher's breasts or receiving 100 strokes of the cane for being noisy.

According to the paper, the boy chose to suckle the teacher's breasts - as did 14 others.

The headmaster of the Harare school summoned the teacher to respond to the allegations. The teacher allegedly admitted forcing the children to suckle her breasts but could not give reasons why she had done so.

Harare provincial education director Tomax Doba confirmed the incident and said that his office had been furnished with a report from the school.

"We received a report from the school and the report says it happened," Doba said. "We have already advised them to make a police report and the teacher is likely to face child abuse charges."

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Old 02-24-2005, 08:10 AM   #2
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After I read the title, I said to myself, "Oh no, not Florida again."

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Old 02-24-2005, 08:10 AM   #3
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Old 02-24-2005, 08:11 AM   #4
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haha, 15 kids chose the breasts...i'm sure they had a REAL dilemma there.

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Old 02-24-2005, 08:11 AM   #5
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Old 02-24-2005, 08:12 AM   #6
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Need some :camera:'s of the teacher...
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Old 02-24-2005, 08:12 AM   #7
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Caning or Sucking on tits....hmmm, gimme a second...
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lol......bewbs!!! I get to take the bewbs to the bushes first!
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Old 02-24-2005, 08:16 AM   #9
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Caning or Sucking on tits....hmmm, gimme a second...
Good thing it wasn't a male teacher. :Q

I want to see pictures of said breasts. This was in zimbabwe, and if you've ever watched the discovery channel of those tribal women running around bare chested, then you would understand the punishment.
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Caning or Sucking on tits....hmmm, gimme a second...
Good thing it wasn't a male teacher. :Q

I want to see pictures of said breasts. This was in zimbabwe, and if you've ever watched the discovery channel of those tribal women running around bare chested, then you would understand the punishment.
Hahah...man boobs.... reminds me of family guy episode with stewie.
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As soon as I read "Zimbabwean" I immediately threw anything involving logic or sensibility out the door.

Compared to other stuff that happens over there, this is pretty mild.
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As soon as I read "Zimbabwean" I immediately threw anything involving logic or sensibility out the door.

Compared to other stuff that happens over there, this is pretty mild.
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As soon as I read "Zimbabwean" I immediately threw anything involving logic or sensibility out the door.

Compared to other stuff that happens over there, this is pretty mild.

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They really need to start adapting some of these punishment ideas here in the US. My education would have definitely been enhanced.
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Haha, yeah. You don't even have to think about that one
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Sweet Jebus!! 100 strokes with a cane for being noisy?!?!? OUCH!
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They really need to start adapting some of these punishment ideas here in the US. My education would have definitely been enhanced.
*thinks of former female teachers*
*shudders uncontrollably*

95% of mine were 60+ years old.
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*thinks of former female teachers*
*shudders uncontrollably*

95% of mine were 60+ years old.
I had a couple hotties, but yeah, most were old and fugly.

Who would wanna suck a breast that dangled to the ladies ankles?

Maybe the teacher was like Ms Chokesondicks on Southpark?
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For kids that were "punished", they look pretty happy.
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Mmmm. Breast milk goodness. Take your reglan teacher lady!!

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i nominate this thread for best thread title of the year award
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In Zimbabwe you get to suck tits as punishment, but in America Chris Rock is suggesting the Toss-Salad Man instead...

Guess I'll be moving back to Africa
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