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Old 07-30-2003, 12:08 PM   #1
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Default POLL: Does your computer chair smell like ass?

get up off your chair right now and sniff the seat.
does it smell like ass?

Sniff,sniff

There's only one ass I
smell around here...
you!

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Old 07-30-2003, 12:11 PM   #2
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Can you smell what the lock is cookin!
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Old 07-30-2003, 12:11 PM   #3
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Default RE: POLL: Does your computer chair smell like ass?

If I did that, I think some of my coworkers might be a bit disturbed.
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Old 07-30-2003, 12:11 PM   #4
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No, I wipe.
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Old 07-30-2003, 12:11 PM   #5
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Default RE:POLL: Does your computer chair smell like ass?

smells like fake leather
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Old 07-30-2003, 12:12 PM   #6
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Nope
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Old 07-30-2003, 12:12 PM   #7
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No, it doesn't smell like ass.
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Old 07-30-2003, 12:12 PM   #8
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Why the hell are you smelling what your ass sits on?
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Old 07-30-2003, 12:13 PM   #9
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Default RE:POLL: Does your computer chair smell like ass?

If you don't wipe your ass, it smells like poop... (note that FAT people, generally couldn't/wouldn't reach that part, so it smells ten times worse)

If you have a clean ass...it smells like nothing then.
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Old 07-30-2003, 12:13 PM   #10
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Default RE:POLL: Does your computer chair smell like ass?

i usually wear pants to work and don't sit on my chair nude....so....no it doesn't smell like ass...
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Old 07-30-2003, 12:14 PM   #11
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If you don't wipe your ass, it smells like poop... (note that FAT people, generally couldn't/wouldn't reach that part, so it smells ten times worse)

If you have a clean ass...it smells like nothing then.
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Old 07-30-2003, 12:14 PM   #12
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Weirdo.
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Old 07-30-2003, 12:15 PM   #13
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and......we've hit a new low in ATOT

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Old 07-30-2003, 12:15 PM   #14
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Is Lifer an idiot?

[x] Yes

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[_] Who is this loser anyway?
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Old 07-30-2003, 12:15 PM   #15
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I never understood the naked computing group on the forums. Thankfully, my seat has not suffered from BA.
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Old 07-30-2003, 12:16 PM   #16
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If you don't wipe your ass, it smells like poop... (note that FAT people, generally couldn't/wouldn't reach that part, so it smells ten times worse)

If you have a clean ass...it smells like nothing then.
Thanks, Captain Obvious.
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Old 07-30-2003, 12:17 PM   #17
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[x] Yes

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Old 07-30-2003, 12:18 PM   #18
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Default RE:POLL: Does your computer chair smell like ass?

I have a all leather chair, and I have a Foam seat pad that keeps my ass cool during the hot summer.

and no it doesn't smell like ass.
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Old 07-30-2003, 12:18 PM   #19
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Where is the "My chair has skid marks and smells like ass" option?
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Old 07-30-2003, 12:20 PM   #20
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use these chairs... smell of ass goes doesn't stay..
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Old 07-30-2003, 12:23 PM   #21
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use these chairs... smell of ass goes doesn't stay..
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Funny, I don't see any mention of their advances in the field of non-ass-smelling chair technology.
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Old 07-30-2003, 12:27 PM   #22
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Funny, I don't see any mention of their advances in the field of none-ass-smelling chair technology.
It's not their focus... but coincidentally, their mesh products seems to help void all the ass smelling problems...
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Old 07-30-2003, 12:28 PM   #23
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Default RE:POLL: Does your computer chair smell like ass?

I go out and buy Ass In a Bottle and spray it on my chair.
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Old 07-30-2003, 12:28 PM   #24
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[X] Yes

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[X] Who is this loser anyway?
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Old 07-30-2003, 12:30 PM   #25
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mine smells like.... err wait maybe i shouldnt reveal it.

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