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Old 07-14-2003, 02:23 AM   #1
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Default Why does the crotch always rip outta my boxers?

I swear.... Nothing more shocking than looking down while sitting in a chair and seeing a nut stare back at you when you least expect it....

Is this just me, or does everyones boxer crotch go easy?
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Old 07-14-2003, 02:25 AM   #2
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I guess you're just too big...
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Old 07-14-2003, 02:25 AM   #3
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LOL

Me too~!
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Old 07-14-2003, 02:26 AM   #4
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Default RE:Why does the crotch always rip outta my boxers?

I've noticed that the more expensive the boxers, the faster they rip. I used to have a bunch of silk boxers and some from Structure that I would wear and I had 2 pee holes (or whatever that lil hole is called) before too long. Since then I have been buying cheap ass Wal-Mart bundle packs and haven't lost one since.
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Old 07-14-2003, 02:27 AM   #5
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I've noticed that the more expensive the boxers, the faster they rip. I used to have a bunch of silk boxers and some from Structure that I would wear and I had 2 pee holes (or whatever that lil hole is called) before too long. Since then I have been buying cheap ass Wal-Mart bundle packs and haven't lost one since.
Haha... Ironic... These are all cotton boxers from Structure
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Old 07-14-2003, 02:28 AM   #6
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I've noticed that the more expensive the boxers, the faster they rip. I used to have a bunch of silk boxers and some from Structure that I would wear and I had 2 pee holes (or whatever that lil hole is called) before too long. Since then I have been buying cheap ass Wal-Mart bundle packs and haven't lost one since.
it's the other way for me. The more expensive the boxers, the better constructed they are.
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Old 07-14-2003, 02:29 AM   #7
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I've noticed that the more expensive the boxers, the faster they rip. I used to have a bunch of silk boxers and some from Structure that I would wear and I had 2 pee holes (or whatever that lil hole is called) before too long. Since then I have been buying cheap ass Wal-Mart bundle packs and haven't lost one since.
ditto
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Old 07-14-2003, 02:30 AM   #8
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I don't wear bowers, but I do wear out the crotch of my shorts quite often. Dress pants are the worst
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Old 07-14-2003, 02:31 AM   #9
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I can't believe some of you buy expensive boxers. I mean why spend $30 on a fancy pair of gotchies? Just go to walmart and buy a 3 pack for $5.
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Old 07-14-2003, 02:32 AM   #10
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Mine do that too.
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Old 07-14-2003, 02:35 AM   #11
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maybe all AT'rs are just really well hung?
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Old 07-14-2003, 02:36 AM   #12
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I can't believe some of you buy expensive boxers. I mean why spend $30 on a fancy pair of gotchies? Just go to walmart and buy a 3 pack for $5.
Some prefer different type of material. Some like silk, some like cotton, some like to go commando.
It's a preference

Depending on what I do and where I go I wear different ones.

i.e If i'm going to the gym, running etc... I wear the Fruit of the loom boxer briefs.
If i'm going out I wear the better stuff.
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Old 07-14-2003, 02:40 AM   #13
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maybe all AT'rs are just really well hung?
You know, you could be on to something.
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Old 07-14-2003, 02:43 AM   #14
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maybe all AT'rs are just really well hung?
You know, you could be on to something.
I can, unfortunately, picture a bunch of ATOT'rs doing some kind of lame "well hung" dance
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Old 07-14-2003, 02:43 AM   #15
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maybe all AT'rs are just really well hung?
You know, you could be on to something.
I can, unfortunately, picture a bunch of ATOT'rs doing some kind of lame "well hung" dance
Nope. Just you.
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Cuz LordJezo r0x0rz j0ur b0x0rz!

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maybe all AT'rs are just really well hung?
You know, you could be on to something.
I can, unfortunately, picture a bunch of ATOT'rs doing some kind of lame "well hung" dance
Wtf? No, you are not onto something anymore.
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maybe all AT'rs are just really well hung?
Or maybe were all fat, and the boxers are getting worn out because of our legs rubbing together
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Old 07-14-2003, 02:46 AM   #19
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I think its a little thing called friction. The friction created by your movement eventually wears out the material.
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maybe all AT'rs are just really well hung?
Or maybe were all fat, and the boxers are getting worn out because of our legs rubbing together
Or maybe its just everyone...
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Old 07-14-2003, 02:48 AM   #21
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Ralph Lauren Polo Boxers have always been good to me.
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Old 07-14-2003, 02:49 AM   #22
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Quit dry humping pillows and such and you won''t have that problem.

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Old 07-14-2003, 02:53 AM   #23
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Quit dry humping pillows and such and you won''t have that problem.

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But it feels so good.

Seriously though, I do sleep with a pillow between my legs. I wonder if it is some kind of subconscious thing that is trying to come out.
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Old 07-14-2003, 02:53 AM   #24
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Maybe he tried that and still has the problem?

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Quit dry humping pillows and such and you won''t have that problem.

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Maybe he tried that and still has the problem?
Well then, I say stop the dog from trying to lick his manhood.

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