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Old 07-25-2003, 09:18 AM   #1
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Default Adam's ribs *** JOKE ***

Sometimes women are overly suspicious of their husbands. When Adam stayed out very late for a few nights, Eve became upset. "You're running around with other women!" she charged.

"You're being unreasonable," Adam responded. "You're the only woman on earth."

The quarrel continued until Adam fell asleep, only to be awakened by someone poking him in the chest. It was Eve.

"What do you think you're doing?" Adam demanded.

"Counting your ribs," said Eve.
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Old 07-25-2003, 09:20 AM   #2
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i dont get it
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Old 07-25-2003, 09:21 AM   #3
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grrrooooooaaaaannnn

gigapet, well, Eve was made from a rib from Adam, eh? If there were other women, he'd be missing more ribs.
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Old 07-25-2003, 09:21 AM   #4
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Old 07-25-2003, 09:22 AM   #5
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EXPLAINING JOKES MAKES THEM FUNNIER!!!
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Old 07-25-2003, 09:23 AM   #6
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grrrooooooaaaaannnn

gigapet, well, Eve was made from a rib from Adam, eh? If there were other women, he'd be missing more ribs.
oh ok......i guess you have to know the bible for it to be funny......thanks for explaining it.
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Old 07-25-2003, 09:23 AM   #7
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that was pretty weak. A 3 at best.
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Old 07-25-2003, 09:23 AM   #8
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Sorry to thread-jack but, has anyone ever heard of the BBQ joint called Adam's Ribs?

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Old 07-25-2003, 11:33 AM   #9
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Old 07-25-2003, 11:36 AM   #10
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I like the one about the little boy who learned about Adam and Eve in Sunday School, and he ran all the way home to tell his mother what he had learned. When he got home, his side hurt form running. The boy told his mother, "You'd better call the doctor. I think I'm having a wife."
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Old 07-25-2003, 11:53 AM   #11
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I like the one about the little boy who learned about Adam and Eve in Sunday School, and he ran all the way home to tell his mother what he had learned. When he got home, his side hurt form running. The boy told his mother, "You'd better call the doctor. I think I'm having a wife."
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Old 07-25-2003, 11:59 AM   #12
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After Adam had been in the Garden of Eden for awhile, God talked with him and asked how he was doing?? Adam said he really liked being in the garden, but that it was loney. God looked at him and asked if he wanted a companion, besides the animals in the garden. Adam happily responded, saying that a companion would be great. God asked him what he wanted in a companion?? Adam said he wanted someone who would be fun, interesting, smart; an equal. God looked at him for several minutes before saying "if you want all of that in a companion, I will have to take one of your legs to make that person". Adam was dismayed at this and after several long minutes he asked God "what can i get for a rib?".
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