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Old 05-12-2009, 03:04 PM   #1
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Don't know if if these actually happened, I got it in the mail and some of them are really funny, #7 really cracked me up.


1. Pat Glenn, weight-lifting commentator - 'And this is Gregoriava from Bulgaria. I saw her snatch this morning and it was amazing!'

2. New Zealand Rugby Commentator - 'Andrew Mehrtens loves it when Daryl Gibson comes inside him. '

3. Ted Walsh - Horse Racing Commentator - 'This is really a lovely horse. I once rode her mother.'

4. Harry Carpenter at the Oxford-Cambridge boat race 1977 - 'Ah, isn't that nice. The wife of the Cambridge President is kissing the Cox of the Oxford crew.'

5. US PGA Commentator - 'One of the reasons Arnie (Arnold Palmer) is playing so well is that, before each tee shot, his wife takes out his balls and kisses them ... Oh, my god! What have I just said?'

6. Carenza Lewis about finding food in the Middle Ages on 'Time Team Live' said: 'You'd eat beaver if you could get it.'

7. A female news anchor who, the day after it was supposed to have snowed and didn't, turned to the weatherman and asked, 'So Bob, where's that eight inches you promised me last night?' Not only did HE have to leave the set, but half the crew did too, because they were laughing so hard.

8. Steve Ryder covering the US Masters: 'Ballesteros felt much better today after a 69 yesterday.'

9. Clair Frisby talking about a jumbo hot dog on Look North said: 'There's nothing like a big hot sausage inside you on a cold night like this.'

10. Mike Hallett discussing missed snooker shots on Sky Sports: 'Stephen Hendry jumps on Steve Davis's misses every chance he gets.'

11. Michael Buerk on watching Phillipa Forrester cuddle up to a male astronomer for warmth during BBC1's UK eclipse coverage remarked: 'They seem cold out there, they're rubbing each other and he's only come in his shorts.'

12. Ken Brown commentating on golfer Nick Faldo and his caddie Fanny Sunneson lining-up shots at the Scottish Open: 'Some weeks Nick likes to use Fanny, other weeks he prefers to do it by himself.'
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13. Everything Tobias Fünke ever said on Arrested Development
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Old 05-12-2009, 03:11 PM   #3
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#7 is old as the hills. #4 is the funniest, though.
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Old 05-12-2009, 03:45 PM   #4
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actually, that's pronounced "fyoon-kay".
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Old 05-12-2009, 04:34 PM   #6
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Old 05-12-2009, 04:37 PM   #7
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Gotta love the episode where Michael tells him to record himself :laugh:.
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7. A female news anchor who, the day after it was supposed to have snowed and didn't, turned to the weatherman and asked, 'So Bob, where's that eight inches you promised me last night?' Not only did HE have to leave the set, but half the crew did too, because they were laughing so hard.
This story has made the rounds as an urban legend, but I actually saw it. The female anchor's name was Madeline McFadden. She was at KCNC in Denver in the 1980's.

She was talking to the weatherman, Larry Green, and asked him about the eight inches that he had promised her the night before. He had an awkward look on his face, but went on to his weather forecast. There was some muffled laughter, but no one got up and left.

She had many flubs, but I enjoyed when she pronounced the former German currency, the Deutschmark, as douche mark.


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7. A female news anchor who, the day after it was supposed to have snowed and didn't, turned to the weatherman and asked, 'So Bob, where's that eight inches you promised me last night?' Not only did HE have to leave the set, but half the crew did too, because they were laughing so hard.
This story has made the rounds as an urban legend, but I actually saw it. The female anchor's name was Madeline McFadden. She was at KCNC in Denver in the 1980's.

She was talking to the weatherman, Larry Green, and asked him about the eight inches that he had promised her the night before. He had an awkward look on his face, but went on to his weather forecast. There was some muffled laughter, but no one got up and left.

She had many flubs, but I enjoyed when she pronounced the former German currency, the Deutschmark, as douche mark.

Just imagine the possible comebacks that he could have come up with...
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The massive use of the word "Teabagging" during the tea party protests.
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I'm afraid I prematurely shot my wad on what was supposed to be a dry run if you will, so I'm afraid I have something of a mess on my hands.

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Old 05-12-2009, 05:59 PM   #13
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I'm afraid I prematurely shot my wad on what was supposed to be a dry run if you will, so I'm afraid I have something of a mess on my hands.

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this would have been the easiest post to check for a repost on...

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