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Old 11-03-2013, 11:03 PM   #26
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I'm curious as to whether you watched the video in the OP or the actual tape... That was not one of the details I noticed in the OP's video.
The actual tape is in the first link.
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Old 11-03-2013, 11:12 PM   #27
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Old 11-03-2013, 11:20 PM   #28
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WTF, that penis is weirder than I ever would have expected.

EDIT: And yeah, size-wise it looks only moderately above average at best. If you pause at 0:16 when the dude's hand is perpendicular to the other dude's dick, you can see it's not much longer than the fingers + an inch or two. Granted, being a black dude he may have a larger hand than average, but I'm betting it's around ~7". Girth-wise a pretty similar case.
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Old 11-04-2013, 06:13 AM   #29
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WTF, that penis is weirder than I ever would have expected.

EDIT: And yeah, size-wise it looks only moderately above average at best. If you pause at 0:16 when the dude's hand is perpendicular to the other dude's dick, you can see it's not much longer than the fingers + an inch or two. Granted, being a black dude he may have a larger hand than average, but I'm betting it's around ~7". Girth-wise a pretty similar case.
You take to that penis like most historians take to the Zapruder film.
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Old 11-04-2013, 07:51 AM   #30
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You take to that penis like most historians take to the Zapruder film.
Actually, his analysis was somewhat lacking from what I would expect him to perform.
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Old 11-04-2013, 08:17 AM   #31
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I wouldn't let that thing nowhere near my genitals.

Notice she didn't say anything about her mouth.
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Old 11-04-2013, 08:27 AM   #32
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why are so many dudes here watching videos of a dude blowing a dude?
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Old 11-04-2013, 08:27 AM   #33
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WTF, that penis is weirder than I ever would have expected.

EDIT: And yeah, size-wise it looks only moderately above average at best. If you pause at 0:16 when the dude's hand is perpendicular to the other dude's dick, you can see it's not much longer than the fingers + an inch or two. Granted, being a black dude he may have a larger hand than average, but I'm betting it's around ~7". Girth-wise a pretty similar case.
Ok, I just got done watching it for the 30th time and I think you may be right...
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Old 11-04-2013, 08:28 AM   #34
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Aw... lol at the "censored" pic. Whatever. Sucks for him though.
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Old 11-04-2013, 08:45 AM   #35
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why are so many dudes here watching videos of a dude blowing a dude?

http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=221NeZe...%3D221NeZe3cos

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Old 11-04-2013, 09:42 AM   #36
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Saw this earlier, came back to post a snarky remark, and now the article has been pulled.

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I wouldn't let that thing nowhere near my genitals.
I don't think that's something you'll ever need to worry about given these gentlemen's tastes.
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Old 11-04-2013, 09:43 AM   #37
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why are so many dudes here watching videos of a dude blowing a dude?
To see if we recognize anyone.
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Old 11-04-2013, 10:00 AM   #38
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I think the narrator of that gay ass YouTube clip is fucking gay to tell you the truth. At least he made a point that he was speacking thug sucking that guys cock. LMFAO!
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Old 11-04-2013, 02:26 PM   #39
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I think the narrator of that gay ass YouTube clip is fucking gay to tell you the truth. At least he made a point that he was speacking thug sucking that guys cock. LMFAO!
You sound like a homophobe. Where did daddy touch you?
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Old 11-04-2013, 02:31 PM   #40
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WTF, that penis is weirder than I ever would have expected.

EDIT: And yeah, size-wise it looks only moderately above average at best. If you pause at 0:16 when the dude's hand is perpendicular to the other dude's dick, you can see it's not much longer than the fingers + an inch or two. Granted, being a black dude he may have a larger hand than average, but I'm betting it's around ~7". Girth-wise a pretty similar case.
Our local cock expert has spoken.

I didn't watch the video nor do I have any intention of doing so.
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Old 11-04-2013, 03:00 PM   #41
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I'm also of the opinion that this is only an issue if he's taken a public anti-gay position.
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Old 11-04-2013, 03:13 PM   #42
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Glad someone got that, I've been advocating that book since 99 because it's hilarious, but even the Carey fans I know have yet to read it. I don't get it.
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Old 11-04-2013, 03:23 PM   #43
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I think the narrator of that gay ass YouTube clip is fucking gay to tell you the truth. At least he made a point that he was speacking thug sucking that guys cock. LMFAO!
I think that guy is hilarious, and I think you're trying too hard to sound like a moron.
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I'm also of the opinion that this is only an issue if he's taken a public anti-gay position.
Same.

I actually feel horrible for the guy in the OP now. The black community isn't really known for it's understanding for gay black men, and it's not like he pulled some Ted Haggard like shit to cause it either. Guy probably thinks his life is over
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why are so many dudes here watching videos of a dude blowing a dude?
does it make you uncomfortable?


is it because you wish it was you



seriously though, its a penis, in theory you see one all the time
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Old 11-04-2013, 04:02 PM   #46
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How do I get my wife to do this?
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Old 11-04-2013, 04:07 PM   #47
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How do I get my wife to do this?
I don't know....how big is your penis?
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Old 11-04-2013, 04:09 PM   #48
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Here's an idea. Gospel singer where most of your fanbase's religion doesn't approve of homosexual acts? Then if you MUST engage in them....no camera. No matter how much it gets you off.
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To blow hung black dudes?...just ask?
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How do I get my wife to do this?
She is.
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