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01-23-2013, 11:46 AM
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Golden Member
Join Date: Nov 2011
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Beyonce can't sing. She has a history.
She did not show up to the rehearsals either. Just another pretty face that can dance but cant sing without expensive hardware, Digital signal processors and a slew of specially trained professionals to process her voice into something usable for the masses.
http://www.foxnews.com/entertainment...aylor-did-not/
Kelly Clarkson, James Taylor sang live at inauguration, even if Beyonce did not
http://theurbandaily.com/178891/ouch...t-really-sing/
Radio shock jock Howard Stern came up on the board feed of a Beyonce performance from the Today Show. During Bey’s live performance the audience heard polished pre-recorded tracks and the sound engineers heard what sounded like a hyena giving birth.
Somebody leaked the unedited audio of what the former Destiny’s Child lead singer sounds like when she’s not being monitored and, of course, Howard Stern and his crew had a field day with it. I’m sure she can really sing if she wanted to but damn- just hum next time. She tried getting into it like the audience could really hear her. Good thing they couldn’t. If you can’t tell Beyonce is singing along to “If I Were a Boy”.
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01-23-2013, 11:53 AM
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Diamond Member
Join Date: Jul 2005
Posts: 8,300
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Knowing how crappy her stuff sounds even after extensive processing and 'fixing', I can only imagine how bad the 'real' singing is. <shudder>
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01-23-2013, 11:54 AM
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Lifer
Join Date: May 2004
Location: Land of Ahs
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Yeah...better to talk about this crap than the important stuff that happened on Monday.
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01-23-2013, 11:54 AM
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#4
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Super Moderator PC Gaming Elite member
Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: London Fields
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Gorgeous woman though.
KT
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01-23-2013, 11:58 AM
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Diamond Member
Join Date: Feb 2010
Posts: 8,526
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Quote:
Originally Posted by KeithTalent
Gorgeous woman though.
KT
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Yup, that's all we need.
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01-23-2013, 12:06 PM
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#6
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Diamond Member
Join Date: Mar 2011
Posts: 5,540
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Are you guys serious?
I'm not even a particular fan of Beyonce (or any pop music), but even I know she can actually SING.
This isn't Britney Spears.
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01-23-2013, 12:10 PM
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Lifer
Join Date: Jan 2000
Location: I'm from the internet
Posts: 10,473
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Didn't know that she lip synced. How'd she get that gig anyway, so why not real singers like Mariah Carey or Alicia Keys?
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01-23-2013, 12:12 PM
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Lifer
Join Date: Jul 2000
Location: pistol wavin' new haven
Posts: 29,901
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everyone lip synchs why is this news
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01-23-2013, 12:14 PM
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Diamond Member
Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: Washington DC
Posts: 8,220
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She has a history of being gorgeous.
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01-23-2013, 12:15 PM
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Golden Member
Join Date: Apr 2009
Location: Waldorf, MD
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Hugo Drax
......... the sound engineers heard what sounded like a hyena giving birth.
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LMAO that was awesome.
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01-23-2013, 12:15 PM
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Diamond Member
Join Date: Mar 2005
Posts: 7,309
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at least it's not like bollywood where they lip sync to other people's vocals.
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01-23-2013, 12:27 PM
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Diamond Member
Join Date: Aug 2005
Posts: 4,416
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Does she have Michael Jackson's disease? She seems to be getting whiter with age
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01-23-2013, 01:06 PM
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Diamond Member
Join Date: Feb 2005
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Quote:
Originally Posted by IceBergSLiM
everyone lip synchs why is this news
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Here's the soundboard (actual) audio of Beyonce singing on the Today Show.
WOW THAT'S BAD!
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01-23-2013, 01:11 PM
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Senior Member
Join Date: Nov 2012
Posts: 944
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IF YOU LIKE IT THAN YOU SHUDA PUTTA HURF DURFA
IF YOU LIKE IT THAN YOU SHUDA PUTTA HURF DURFA
IF YOU LIKE IT THAN YOU SHUDA PUTTA HURF DURFA
IF YOU LIKE IT THAN YOU SHUDA PUTTA HURF DURFA
IF YOU LIKE IT THAN YOU SHUDA PUTTA HURF DURFA
Oh oh ah oh oh ah oh oh oh.
Oh oh ah oh oh ah oh oh oh.
Oh oh ah oh oh ah oh oh oh.
Oh oh ah oh oh ah oh oh oh.
This bitch is talented.
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01-23-2013, 01:11 PM
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Super Moderator PC Gaming Elite member
Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: London Fields
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Quote:
Originally Posted by SKORPI0
Didn't know that she lip synced. How'd she get that gig anyway, so why not real singers like Mariah Carey or Alicia Keys? 
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Hmm, agreed. Those two have far better voices.
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Originally Posted by s0me0nesmind1
IF YOU LIKE IT THAN YOU SHUDA PUTTA HURF DURFA
IF YOU LIKE IT THAN YOU SHUDA PUTTA HURF DURFA
IF YOU LIKE IT THAN YOU SHUDA PUTTA HURF DURFA
IF YOU LIKE IT THAN YOU SHUDA PUTTA HURF DURFA
IF YOU LIKE IT THAN YOU SHUDA PUTTA HURF DURFA
Oh oh ah oh oh ah oh oh oh.
Oh oh ah oh oh ah oh oh oh.
Oh oh ah oh oh ah oh oh oh.
Oh oh ah oh oh ah oh oh oh.
This bitch is talented.
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KT
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01-23-2013, 01:14 PM
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Diamond Member
Join Date: Jun 2007
Location: San Jose, USA
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Quote:
Originally Posted by SphinxnihpS
Here's the soundboard (actual) audio of Beyonce singing on the Today Show.
WOW THAT'S BAD!
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Holy crap, she's tone deaf!
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01-23-2013, 01:15 PM
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Lifer
Join Date: Oct 1999
Posts: 14,313
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Hugo Drax
She did not show up to the rehearsals either. Just another pretty face that can dance but cant sing without expensive hardware, Digital signal processors and a slew of specially trained professionals to process her voice into something usable for the masses.
http://www.foxnews.com/entertainment...aylor-did-not/
Kelly Clarkson, James Taylor sang live at inauguration, even if Beyonce did not
http://theurbandaily.com/178891/ouch...t-really-sing/
Radio shock jock Howard Stern came up on the board feed of a Beyonce performance from the Today Show. During Bey’s live performance the audience heard polished pre-recorded tracks and the sound engineers heard what sounded like a hyena giving birth.
Somebody leaked the unedited audio of what the former Destiny’s Child lead singer sounds like when she’s not being monitored and, of course, Howard Stern and his crew had a field day with it. I’m sure she can really sing if she wanted to but damn- just hum next time. She tried getting into it like the audience could really hear her. Good thing they couldn’t. If you can’t tell Beyonce is singing along to “If I Were a Boy”.
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She seems to be hitting a high note here, your wrong, chick is talented
http://images.starpulse.com/pictures...CSH-033132.jpg
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01-23-2013, 01:15 PM
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Lifer
Join Date: Oct 2009
Location: S.C.
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Quote:
Originally Posted by SphinxnihpS
Here's the soundboard (actual) audio of Beyonce singing on the Today Show.
WOW THAT'S BAD!
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01-23-2013, 01:17 PM
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Lifer
Join Date: Mar 2001
Location: Podunk
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Kelly Rowland > Beyonce
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01-23-2013, 01:18 PM
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Senior Member
Join Date: Dec 2003
Posts: 593
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Quote:
Originally Posted by SphinxnihpS
Here's the soundboard (actual) audio of Beyonce singing on the Today Show.
WOW THAT'S BAD!
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This is seriously bad. She's not even remotely in tune. I'm having a really hard time believing that this is not a prank by Howard Stern et al...
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01-23-2013, 01:22 PM
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Lifer
Join Date: Dec 2000
Location: The Berkshires
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overexposed
cooked off
she needs to disappear for 5 yrs+ and make a comeback
or just disappear
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01-23-2013, 01:23 PM
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No Lifer
Join Date: Dec 2000
Location: Northern IL
Posts: 58,319
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Quote:
Originally Posted by sixone
Yeah...better to talk about this crap than the important stuff that happened on Monday. 
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what? we can't talk about more then one subject?
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01-23-2013, 01:27 PM
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Lifer
Join Date: Oct 2009
Location: S.C.
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Quote:
Originally Posted by waggy
what? we can't talk about more then one subject? 
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What else happened on Monday?
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01-23-2013, 01:53 PM
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Diamond Member
Join Date: Jul 2012
Location: Woodbridge, VA
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She can actually sing, what are you on about?
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/xix...acapella_music
Whitney Houston Lip Synched her National Anthem in 91 too.
Is she talentless too?
And actually, the lip sync is just a backup. They can still sing up there.
If you are really going to go off what that stupid Band Spokesperson chick said..you should atleast note that the committee already shot down her statements because it was actually the band that was not performing live because Beyonce couldn't rehearse with them and that the band had no idea if she was singing live or not.
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Last edited by SheHateMe; 01-23-2013 at 01:55 PM.
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01-23-2013, 01:54 PM
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THAT guy
Join Date: Aug 2002
Posts: 2,516
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Quote:
Originally Posted by s0me0nesmind1
IF YOU LIKE IT THAN YOU SHUDA PUTTA HURF DURFA
IF YOU LIKE IT THAN YOU SHUDA PUTTA HURF DURFA
IF YOU LIKE IT THAN YOU SHUDA PUTTA HURF DURFA
IF YOU LIKE IT THAN YOU SHUDA PUTTA HURF DURFA
IF YOU LIKE IT THAN YOU SHUDA PUTTA HURF DURFA
Oh oh ah oh oh ah oh oh oh.
Oh oh ah oh oh ah oh oh oh.
Oh oh ah oh oh ah oh oh oh.
Oh oh ah oh oh ah oh oh oh.
This bitch is talented.
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The way she moves in that video... damn...
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