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01-17-2013, 08:58 PM
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Join Date: Sep 2007
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If You Own or Wish to Buy a Gun, You Suffer from Mental Illness
If you do not support gay marriage, you suffer from mental illness.
If you deny anthropological climate change, you suffer from mental illness.
If you disagree with a progressive income tax, you suffer from mental illness.
If you believe religion should be taught in the classroom, you suffer from mental illness.
If you believe Federal Reserve Bank conspiracy theories, you suffer from mental illness.
If you oppose a military attack on a hostile foreign nation, you suffer from mental illness.
Anyone who suffers from mental illness must not own a gun, for the sake of the children.
Troll/parody thread. -Admin DrPizza
Last edited by DrPizza; 01-18-2013 at 11:35 AM.
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01-17-2013, 09:03 PM
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Lifer
Join Date: Oct 2006
Location: Delaware
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Alright, you're either parodying someone, or you're a liberal who wants to attack Iran? 
Anyway, how about this one: If you blame inanimate objects for the actions of people, you suffer from a mental illness.
Last edited by irishScott; 01-17-2013 at 09:06 PM.
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01-17-2013, 09:20 PM
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Diamond Member
Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: Banana Republic
Posts: 3,040
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If you post in P&N, you suffer from mental illness.
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Quote:
Originally Posted by sdifox
Braznor for Timelord!
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01-17-2013, 09:22 PM
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Diamond Member
Join Date: Feb 2011
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Braznor
If you post in P&N, you suffer from mental illness.
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Probably true.
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DCal430's wisdom on gun laws
If the children or other family members will have access to the gun then they should be interrogated too.
We can also use teachers to enforce these rules, they can ask their students to be honest and if mommy and daddy are in violation of these rules.
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01-17-2013, 09:27 PM
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Diamond Member
Join Date: Feb 2006
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Sacrilege
If you do not support gay marriage, you suffer from mental illness.
If you deny anthropological climate change, you suffer from mental illness.
If you disagree with a progressive income tax, you suffer from mental illness.
If you believe religion should be taught in the classroom, you suffer from mental illness.
If you believe Federal Reserve Bank conspiracy theories, you suffer from mental illness.
If you oppose a military attack on a hostile foreign nation, you suffer from mental illness.
Anyone who suffers from mental illness must not own a gun, for the sake of the children.
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If you post as above...ditto.
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After thirty years of union busting, deregulation, tax breaks for the rich and etc. nearly duplicating the economic conditions preceeding the Great Depression, you wonder why we had another one? 90% tax on the rich, that made this country great! Then Kennedy dropped it to 70% and it's been down hill ever since. Conservative's worst nightmare come true; a second term Obama Presidency. Rush Limbaugh the American Osama Bin Laden.
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01-17-2013, 09:36 PM
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Diamond Member
Join Date: Apr 2012
Posts: 8,719
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Sacrilege
If you do not support gay marriage, you suffer from mental illness.
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I thought if you do not support gay marriage it meant you were a closet homosexual.
Are you saying being homosexual is a mental illness?
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01-17-2013, 09:50 PM
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Lifer
Join Date: Feb 2002
Posts: 13,215
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One of my bosses is gay, but I dont hate or fear him, I just dont agree with his lifestyle. Maybe you are use to dealing in absolutes because you are mentally ill.
Its my way or the highway!
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01-17-2013, 09:52 PM
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Lifer
Join Date: Oct 1999
Location: London, Ontario Canada
Posts: 19,431
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if you voted for Obama, you suffer from mental illness.
am I doing it right?
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My Rigs
When I was four I gave myself a needle and the whole hospital said I got shot when I was 22 and asian. I drove a black honda. - catchphrase
Compare your lives to mine and then kill yourselves
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01-17-2013, 09:57 PM
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Diamond Member
Join Date: Oct 1999
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I'm good with all that, when do i get my disability check?
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01-17-2013, 10:00 PM
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Elite Member
Join Date: Nov 1999
Posts: 49,357
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Sacrilege
If you do not support gay marriage, you suffer from mental illness.
If you deny anthropological climate change, you suffer from mental illness.
If you disagree with a progressive income tax, you suffer from mental illness.
If you believe religion should be taught in the classroom, you suffer from mental illness.
If you believe Federal Reserve Bank conspiracy theories, you suffer from mental illness.
If you oppose a military attack on a hostile foreign nation, you suffer from mental illness.
Anyone who suffers from mental illness must not own a gun, for the sake of the children.
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What is your attitude toward mental illness Are you having some issues your seeking help with?
Let's assume that all the symptoms you listed are indicators of a damaged brain and they all apply to you. Do you think that because you are mentally ill you can't get well? There is a tremendous stigma with some people, to think of themselves as defective. Stephan Hawkings, for example is.
The problem is that we torture ourselves over our defects because we were taught to hate them as children. This teaching and believing in it was the real mental illness. Imagine a child with enormous artistic ability being raised by folk who think art is sick. We have been indoctrinated to be upside down in the world, to hate what is good, etc, to reject what can be healthy and normal, etc. Try to love who you really are without regard who what you were taught was the only way and you won't care if you're mentally ill because you won't be. Good luck to you.
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The above is probably just my usual sarcasm and in no way reflects my real opinion (and,or) may include subtleties of sufficient rarity as to appear to the unsuspecting like total gibberish. It may not be so much a matter that I'm far out, but rather that you have never been anywhere.
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01-17-2013, 10:00 PM
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Lifer
Join Date: Nov 1999
Posts: 12,295
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Is the OP channeling Jeff Foxworthy?
I'll play...
If You Own or Wish to Buy Justin Bieber music, You Suffer from Mental Illness
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"Once you eliminate the impossible, whatever remains, no matter how improbable, must be the truth."
"brevity is the soul of wit."
schadenfreude is magically delicious
Last edited by UberNeuman; 01-17-2013 at 10:07 PM.
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01-17-2013, 10:07 PM
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Golden Member
Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: Oregon
Posts: 1,922
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Moonbeam
What is your attitude toward mental illness Are you having some issues your seeking help with?
Let's assume that all the symptoms you listed are indicators of a damaged brain and they all apply to you. Do you think that because you are mentally ill you can't get well? There is a tremendous stigma with some people, to think of themselves as defective. Stephan Hawkings, for example is.
The problem is that we torture ourselves over our defects because we were taught to hate them as children. This teaching and believing in it was the real mental illness. Imagine a child with enormous artistic ability being raised by folk who think art is sick. We have been indoctrinated to be upside down in the world, to hate what is good, etc, to reject what can be healthy and normal, etc. Try to love who you really are without regard who what you were taught was the only way and you won't care if you're mentally ill because you won't be. Good luck to you.
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.... As long as your thing isn't stringing people up by their intestines and finger painting with their blood.
We frown on that sort of thing.
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01-17-2013, 10:13 PM
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Diamond Member
Join Date: Oct 1999
Posts: 7,640
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I wouldn't say I'm suffering from it, Bob 
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01-17-2013, 11:07 PM
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Elite Member
Join Date: Nov 1999
Posts: 49,357
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Agent11
.... As long as your thing isn't stringing people up by their intestines and finger painting with their blood.
We frown on that sort of thing.
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What do you think would cause that behavior?
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The above is probably just my usual sarcasm and in no way reflects my real opinion (and,or) may include subtleties of sufficient rarity as to appear to the unsuspecting like total gibberish. It may not be so much a matter that I'm far out, but rather that you have never been anywhere.
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01-17-2013, 11:11 PM
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Golden Member
Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: Oregon
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You are the one telling people to be themselves, ignore what society tells them and be free.
I'm saying wear some pants and don't get too carried away.
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01-17-2013, 11:23 PM
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Platinum Member
Join Date: Dec 2001
Location: Orange County, CA
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01-18-2013, 12:05 AM
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No Lifer
Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: Literbike, CA
Posts: 61,748
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I own guns, many guns, including an "assault rifle"
I support gay marriage.
I do not deny anthropological climate change.
I think we need to pay for the government spending of the past, present and future whether we voted for it or not.
I don't believe religion should be taught in the classroom.
I believe in peace, not war.
I am pro choice.
Stick that in your preconceived notions pipe and smoke it... or shove it up your ass if you like.
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I've been on this forum for ten years now. I know they will never ever make me a mod while I'm alive. What I want is a key to the lifer bathroom... and a window.
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01-18-2013, 10:34 AM
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Elite Member
Join Date: Sep 2000
Location: 20850
Posts: 12,996
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Sacrilege
Anyone who suffers from mental illness must not own a gun, for the sake of the children.
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Most people who own guns probably shouldn't, just like most people who have the right to speak use it to spew stupidity rather than profound truths. Fortunately, the Bill of Rights in its majestic equality allows people to look like idiots exercising both their 1st and 2nd Amendment rights.
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“Light yourself on fire with passion and people will come from miles to watch you burn.”
― John Wesley
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01-18-2013, 11:30 AM
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Diamond Member
Join Date: Jan 2011
Posts: 3,755
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Sacrilege
If you do not support gay marriage, you suffer from mental illness.
If you deny anthropological climate change, you suffer from mental illness.
If you disagree with a progressive income tax, you suffer from mental illness.
If you believe religion should be taught in the classroom, you suffer from mental illness.
If you believe Federal Reserve Bank conspiracy theories, you suffer from mental illness.
If you oppose a military attack on a hostile foreign nation, you suffer from mental illness.
Anyone who suffers from mental illness must not own a gun, for the sake of the children.
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I support gay marriage
I'm unqualified to discuss anthropological climate change, so I can't confirm or deny it.
I disagree with the income tax.
I don't believe in public schooling, and don't care what private schools teach, let the market regulate them.
I believe the FRB shouldn't exist, and they operate purely to try and legitimize their own existence.
I don't support any preemptive attacks on hostile foreign nations.
Full fledged anarchist here. I suffer from severe anti-social behavior because my government indoctrination failed. The virus did not take.
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