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12-07-2012, 12:58 PM
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Golden Member
Join Date: Sep 2007
Location: Overland Park, KS
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Ketchup - Shake before use
I’m an avid Ketchup user. I’m just so tired of turning up the bottle and getting a table spoon of vinegar on my plate before the real ketchup comes out. The only instructions on the bottle are:
Shake well before first use, and For best results, refrigerate after opening.
Shouldn’t you shake well before every use? After the vinegar comes out of the Ketchup, it tends to change the flavor or the rest of the Ketchup.
I’m making reference to the Heinz Ketchup 36 oz side. Anything else is subpar.
Enquiring minds want to know!
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12-07-2012, 01:00 PM
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Diamond Member
Join Date: Mar 2005
Posts: 7,309
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i hate ketchup pre cum
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12-07-2012, 01:00 PM
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Diamond Member
Join Date: Apr 2010
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Inquiring*
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12-07-2012, 01:03 PM
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Lifer
Join Date: Nov 2004
Location: Somewhere over the rainbow
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I'd shake it down the drain, rinse the bottle, and put it out for recycling. I'd then get a bottle of Tabasco,or perhaps some other brand depending on exact use, and make my food delicious instead of crappy.
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12-07-2012, 01:24 PM
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Lifer
Join Date: Jul 2011
Location: Raleigh. NC
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Printer Bandit
i hate ketchup pre cum
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12-07-2012, 01:26 PM
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Diamond Member
Join Date: Oct 2004
Location: Victoria/Vancouver
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i prefer cock sauce to ketchup, but it also does need a good shake before use.
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12-07-2012, 01:28 PM
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Lifer
Join Date: Sep 2001
Posts: 30,023
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as an avid ketchup user, why the fuck are you reading instructions on how to use it?
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12-07-2012, 01:30 PM
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Diamond Member
Join Date: Jun 2000
Location: Sacramento
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This problem is why I stick with catsup.
-KeithP
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12-07-2012, 01:36 PM
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Diamond Member
Join Date: Oct 2005
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Heinz 57 in the glass bottle > all other ketchups
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12-07-2012, 01:40 PM
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Diamond Member
Join Date: Apr 2006
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Quote:
Originally Posted by KeithP
This problem is why I stick with catsup.
-KeithP
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I can't find catsup any more.  
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12-07-2012, 01:43 PM
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Lifer
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: Burlington, ON
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Quote:
Originally Posted by purbeast0
as an avid ketchup user, why the fuck are you reading instructions on how to use it?
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12-07-2012, 02:14 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2006
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1. Strap ketchup bottle to body
2. Do a passionate tango with a beautiful woman
3. Enjoy your freshly shaken ketchup
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12-07-2012, 02:16 PM
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Lifer
Join Date: Aug 2001
Location: Long Island
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Schfifty Five
Heinz 57 in the glass bottle > all other ketchups
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that's like ordering something in blister packages on purpose!!!
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12-07-2012, 02:18 PM
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Lifer
Join Date: Feb 2001
Location: Flushing, NY
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I never shake. Maybe I should?
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12-07-2012, 02:21 PM
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Lifer
Join Date: Nov 2004
Location: Somewhere over the rainbow
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Quote:
Originally Posted by rh71
that's like ordering something in blister packages on purpose!!!
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Squeeze bottles suck. I'll take glass jars/bottles every time if given the chance. My solution for slow ketchup is to not use it. For those that insist, it builds patience and character. Ketchup users could certainly use more of the latter :^D
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12-07-2012, 05:10 PM
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Lifer
Join Date: Jan 2001
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Quote:
Originally Posted by gothamhunter
Inquiring*
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I believe that using either "enquiry" or "inquiry" depends upon the nature of the query. 
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should have != should of
should have = should've
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12-07-2012, 05:16 PM
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Diamond Member
Join Date: Sep 2005
Posts: 7,266
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i always shake. it prevents the dribbles.
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12-07-2012, 05:37 PM
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Lifer
Join Date: Jun 2004
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Quote:
Originally Posted by TecHNooB
i always shake. it prevents the dribbles.
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Naw, then you're just playing with it.
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12-07-2012, 05:41 PM
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Golden Member
Join Date: Sep 2009
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Quote:
Originally Posted by bigrash
I never shake. Maybe I should?
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Shake it 3 times and you are playing with it.
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12-07-2012, 06:11 PM
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Diamond Member
Join Date: Nov 2001
Location: Lancaster, KY
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Quote:
Originally Posted by TecHNooB
i always shake. it prevents the dribbles.
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LOL!
You aren't 50 yet, are you?
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