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Old 11-06-2012, 03:58 PM   #1
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Default Can you imagine being married to Rachael Ray?

We'd constantly hump like friggin' rabbits and I'd still manage to put on 50 pounds.
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Old 11-06-2012, 04:00 PM   #3
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It would be great, be then she would start talking....

If I were married to her or Fran Drescher, I'd end up jabbing ice picks into my ears.
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I love Rachael's voice.
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Cute face but built like a linebacker. Would not bang.
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Old 11-06-2012, 04:06 PM   #6
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I think shes cute. She isnt a supermodel but more of a girl next door...i would definitely hit.
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Old 11-06-2012, 04:07 PM   #7
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this, 1000x this
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I like how she parlayed her career.
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Old 11-06-2012, 04:10 PM   #9
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I'd hit it. Chubby brunettes, I'm down.
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Old 11-06-2012, 04:16 PM   #10
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"TAKE YOUR EVOO AND THEN MAKE SURE YOU HAVE YOUR GB READY...."

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that and her voice is just too damn raspy, ugh it makes me cringe
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Old 11-06-2012, 04:33 PM   #13
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she has the perfect thickness and can cook a good meal in less than 30 minutes. any guy would be lucky to have her
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Her weight goes way up and way down all the time.
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I love Rachael's voice.
She sounds like she's been smoking since she was a fetus.
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Can't talk with her mouth full.
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I'm calling dibs. Get away from her.
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Yep, she'd take the George Costanza rule to new heights for me.
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Her show is still in standard def, which tells me she's not as attractive close up as some may seem to think she is.
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hell yeah. she is hot and can cook.

i lover her personality.
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