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11-04-2012, 06:14 PM
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No Lifer
Join Date: Feb 2001
Location: Corner of EPIC and ÅWESOME ST.
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Alky's thread.
Joined OKCupid yesterday. Chatting with 4 chicks now that are totally fuckable and not fatties.
I need to divorce my wife. I feel like a jerk about it since she only lacks in the sex department and it's the holidays coming up that she really loves.
But I have to move on. I have fought this for the last four years and let my injuries and weight gain let me stay unfocused. Now I am pretty close to buff and getting major attention. I crave that.
Split off from the good news thread. Alky craves attention (see above.) We already know. -Admin DrP
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11-05-2012, 01:36 AM
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Diamond Member
Join Date: Oct 2008
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+++ this space for rent +++
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Originally Posted by alkemyst
Joined OKCupid yesterday. Chatting with 4 chicks now that are totally fuckable and not fatties.
I need to divorce my wife. I feel like a jerk about it since she only lacks in the sex department and it's the holidays coming up that she really loves.
But I have to move on. I have fought this for the last four years and let my injuries and weight gain let me stay unfocused. Now I am pretty close to buff and getting major attention. I crave that.
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I do not believe you.
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Quick question: Megablocks are just as good as Legos, right?
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11-05-2012, 06:00 AM
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No Lifer
Join Date: Feb 2001
Location: Corner of EPIC and ÅWESOME ST.
Posts: 69,964
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Quote:
Originally Posted by DixyCrat
I do not believe you.
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because you are still a fat boy.
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Re-becoming monster.
12/23/12 196lbs 01/28/13 188lbs
10/08/12 215lbs 11/09/12 204lbs
08/05/12 237lbs 09/24/12 225lbs
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11-05-2012, 06:34 AM
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Elite Member
Join Date: Mar 2000
Location: Kaliforniastan
Posts: 43,980
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getting major attention. I crave that
That's because you have no self worth. It's evident by all your attention whore threads. Your self esteem is so low that you crave validation from others.
You have an undiagnosed mental condition. Seek help.
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11-05-2012, 06:52 AM
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Platinum Member
Join Date: Dec 2010
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11-05-2012, 07:04 AM
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Lifer
Join Date: Apr 2002
Location: Columbus of Ohio
Posts: 21,128
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Quote:
Originally Posted by oldsmoboat
You have an undiagnosed mental condition.
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I think ATOT has diagnosed him numerous times. 
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I know I was born and I know that I'll die.
The in between is mine. I am mine.
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11-05-2012, 07:11 AM
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Diamond Member
Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: Halifax, Nova Scotia, Canada.
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Quote:
Originally Posted by alkemyst
Joined OKCupid yesterday. Chatting with 4 chicks now that are totally fuckable and not fatties.
I need to divorce my wife. I feel like a jerk about it since she only lacks in the sex department and it's the holidays coming up that she really loves.
But I have to move on. I have fought this for the last four years and let my injuries and weight gain let me stay unfocused. Now I am pretty close to buff and getting major attention. I crave that.
Split off from the good news thread. Alky craves attention (see above.) We already know. -Admin DrP
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Potentially epic thread, please tell us more.
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11-05-2012, 07:20 AM
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Lifer
Join Date: Sep 2002
Location: Denver, CO
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Please divorce your wife...it is the best thing you could do for her.
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11-05-2012, 07:20 AM
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Diamond Member
Join Date: Nov 2002
Location: London, UK
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Quote:
Originally Posted by oldsmoboat
getting major attention. I crave that
That's because you have no self worth. It's evident by all your attention whore threads. Your self esteem is so low that you crave validation from others.
You have an undiagnosed mental condition. Seek help.
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11-05-2012, 07:30 AM
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Lifer
Join Date: Apr 2000
Posts: 18,260
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Originally Posted by PricklyPete
Please divorce your wife...it is the best thing you could do for her.
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This times eleventybillion!
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Monkey see Monkey do
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11-05-2012, 07:31 AM
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Lifer
Join Date: Jun 2001
Location: Newnan, GA, USA
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I can't believe such self-centered people still exist and actually brag about it like it's a character strength. Shame on you for signing up. Shame on you for ever marrying if you weren't truly committed to your spouse and not your needs. You aren't special because you like attention. Most people do. At least some of us have self control and do what's right.
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Me too. -Braindead AOLer
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11-05-2012, 07:32 AM
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Lifer
Join Date: Jan 2001
Location: NW Ohio
Posts: 32,466
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He needs to set up a webcam so we can just sit and watch his awesomeness all day long.
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Also, from now on, I shall refer to you as "Peaches."
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11-05-2012, 07:37 AM
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Diamond Member
Join Date: Aug 2000
Posts: 8,552
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I just want to post in the first page of a thread about sandwiches.
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11-05-2012, 07:38 AM
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Lifer
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: UK
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Do you and the wife get on well otherwise?
Surely this is something that you can both work out.
Has she always had a low sex drive? Is she on any medication that may affect her sex drive? (ironically the pill can kill sex drive in some women)
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11-05-2012, 07:41 AM
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Diamond Member
Join Date: Nov 2007
Location: Tampa, FL
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I'd actually really like to see an endocrine panel on you, those supplements might have sent you into some sort of imbalance (pretty common actually in middle aged men on the GNC diet)
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You act like the government knows more than anyone else. Our government is full of retards that know nothing.
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11-05-2012, 07:46 AM
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Lifer
Join Date: Jan 2005
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Originally Posted by Fritzo
He needs to set up a webcam so we can just sit and watch his awesomeness all day long.
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Of him sitting at home drinking 50-60 beers over the weekend and creating threads about how awesome his life is?
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11-05-2012, 07:49 AM
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Diamond Member
Join Date: Feb 2007
Location: Northern New Jersey
Posts: 4,530
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11-05-2012, 07:49 AM
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Lifer
Join Date: Sep 2007
Location: Indianapolis
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Quote:
Originally Posted by sjwaste
I just want to post in the first page of a thread about sandwiches.
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Oh yeah? I also wanted to go ahead and post that I like cheese. How about you?
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11-05-2012, 07:50 AM
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Banned
Join Date: Jul 2010
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I'm guessing all 4 of these lovely girls are white.
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11-05-2012, 07:55 AM
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Elite Member
Join Date: Dec 2001
Posts: 23,197
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Quote:
Originally Posted by airdata
I'm guessing all 4 of these lovely girls have herpes.
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11-05-2012, 07:57 AM
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Diamond Member
Join Date: Aug 2000
Posts: 8,552
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Quote:
Originally Posted by IndyColtsFan
Oh yeah? I also wanted to go ahead and post that I like cheese. How about you?
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Put it on a sandwich or start your own thread, buddy.
PS. I like cheese.
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11-05-2012, 08:01 AM
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Diamond Member
Join Date: Nov 2001
Location: Madhouse on Madison
Posts: 4,029
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Won't a divorce mess up the sale of your home?
And are you still getting your wife the $25,000 rolex she wants? What about your cars? Even if they are in your name, she will have a right to them.
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11-05-2012, 08:01 AM
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Diamond Member
Join Date: Jan 2011
Posts: 4,869
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You're either a master troll or completely pathetic. Either way, get of the computer and do something with your life.
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11-05-2012, 08:05 AM
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Lifer
Join Date: Sep 2001
Location: ATX
Posts: 11,945
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Divorce wife == get rid of upside down house?
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11-05-2012, 08:06 AM
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Diamond Member
Join Date: Aug 2000
Posts: 8,552
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Quote:
Originally Posted by randomrogue
You're either a master troll or completely pathetic. Either way, get of the computer and do something with your life.
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Can you monetize trolling?
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