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Old 02-26-2012, 08:54 AM   #1
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Red face Fat, naked woman stomps Volvo wagon in Noe Valley

Definitely NSFW image if you dare at the bottom of this link of her in mid-stomp:

http://sfist.com/2012/02/24/large_na..._on_car_in.php

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John Knight woke up Wednesday morning thinking he would finally take his car in to get it fixed. He went to sleep that night with his car in worse condition than before and an image in his head that he'll probably never forget.

The 25-year-old said he was driving his dark blue Volvo station wagon down Church Street through San Francisco's Noe Valley neighborhood about 10:30 a.m. when he came across a strange scene.

At the intersection of 24th Street, a heavyset woman stood wrapped in a blanket, surrounded by medical personnel. A J-Church train was stopped, with passengers crowding and trying to see what was happening.

Suddenly, the woman whipped the blanket off and threw it at the medics, revealing that the only item of clothing she had on was a pair of closed-toe shoes, Knight said. And then she turned around and noticed Knight, still stopped and now shocked behind the wheel, about 50 feet away.

"She walks directly to me," he said. "She walks up the hood of my car. And she begins stomping on my windshield, completely naked."

The woman, whom Knight estimated to weigh about 250 pounds, cracked his windshield with the first stomp. She got a couple more in before plainclothes officers pulled her off and handcuffed her as she screamed and wailed, Knight said.

Sgt. Michael Andraychak, a police spokesman, confirmed that officers responded at about 9:38 a.m. to reports of a woman at 24th and Church, yelling, screaming and taking her clothes off. She had already been on a J-Church train, naked and causing a ruckus, he said.

After officers pulled her off of Knight's windshield, she was transported to a hospital for evaluation. Andraychak said there was no indication she was arrested and that he could not name her.

Knight said he had his windshield replaced Thursday morning for about $300. He said police followed him back to his Noe Valley home and took a report from him, but he does not plan on filing charges against the woman.

Instead of getting his transmission fixed as planned, Knight said, he spent Wednesday morning on the phone with his insurance provider.

"I told them my windshield was smashed and they asked if it was on the side of a street or in a parking lot," he said. "I told them, 'No, a naked woman just got on my hood and stomped on it.' They didn't really know what to make of it."

Read more: http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/articl...#ixzz1nV3TYKqK
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Old 02-26-2012, 08:59 AM   #2
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Old 02-26-2012, 09:06 AM   #3
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lol
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The look on the driver's face in the photo is priceless.
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Old 02-26-2012, 09:24 AM   #4
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x2.

The look on the driver's face in the photo is priceless.
Oh wow, I hadn't realized that they got a picture of her actually stomping the car.
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Old 02-26-2012, 09:47 AM   #5
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What has been seen....ugh!
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Old 02-26-2012, 09:50 AM   #6
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Does she know the fat naked man in the walmart who stole socks ?
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Old 02-26-2012, 09:53 AM   #7
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Kill it with fire.
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Old 02-26-2012, 09:57 AM   #9
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Old 02-26-2012, 11:21 AM   #10
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Old 02-26-2012, 11:33 AM   #11
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Fuck, that photo is barf-worthy.
You should have put a [NSFW] tag on your post.
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Old 02-26-2012, 11:36 AM   #12
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she walked over 50 feet to his car? Why not drive off when it was evident that she was heading his way.
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she walked over 50 feet to his car? Why not drive off when it was evident that she was heading his way.
judging by the picture of her he was more than likely blinded
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Old 02-26-2012, 11:48 AM   #14
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Old 02-26-2012, 11:53 AM   #15
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she walked over 50 feet to his car? Why not drive off when it was evident that she was heading his way.
Who in the fuck would ever think that a fat, naken woman in sneakers would walk up the hood of your car and stomp the shit out of the windshield? Then, who in the hell would drive backwards down the street to escape with police officers right there?
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Who in the fuck would ever think that a fat, naken woman in sneakers would walk up the hood of your car and stomp the shit out of the windshield? Then, who in the hell would drive backwards down the street to escape with police officers right there?
Yeah, because obviously the police officers had the situation well in control.
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Yeah, because obviously the police officers had the situation well in control.
You've obviously never tried to round up a 250 lb. crazy person who is naked with an audience standing by with video cameras at the ready. One misstep and this turns into an ATOT post about police brutality of a fat, naked, helpless woman.

Let's say driver does realize what's going on and starts to back up down the street and then causes an accident, now he's liable and you dumb fucks would be sitting here talking about what a dumb ass he was and how he just should have stayed there and let the fat bitch stomp his car for the "lulz".

It's a "no win" situation with the ATOT prognosticators. Your otherworldliness precedes you! Go forth and solve the world's problems with your innate knowledge and experience oh great one!
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And that, my friends, is why I miss my days as a paramedic in San Francisco. Just when you think you are having a boring day, "bam" goes the windshield.
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You've obviously never tried to round up a 250 lb. crazy person who is naked with an audience standing by with video cameras at the ready. One misstep and this turns into an ATOT post about police brutality of a fat, naked, helpless woman.

Let's say driver does realize what's going on and starts to back up down the street and then causes an accident, now he's liable and you dumb fucks would be sitting here talking about what a dumb ass he was and how he just should have stayed there and let the fat bitch stomp his car for the "lulz".

It's a "no win" situation with the ATOT prognosticators. Your otherworldliness precedes you! Go forth and solve the world's problems with your innate knowledge and experience oh great one!
I feel that your ATOT rage is misdirected at me. Furthermore, if you dislike everyone here so much, there's the door. ->
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Fuck, that photo is barf-worthy.
You should have put a [NSFW] tag on your post.
WTF, I put a big NSFW in the first friggin' sentence. How blind can you be?
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Old 02-26-2012, 12:29 PM   #21
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Am I the only one that thinks that picture would make a great album cover.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7qDgCmzh5ao

Ah, just a normal day in San Francisco.
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WTF, I put a big NSFW in the first friggin' sentence. How blind can you be?
I meant in the thread title.
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I meant in the thread title.
As if "Fat, Naked" woman in the title wasn't enough? And then the NSFW in the first sentence wasn't enough? And the linked story even had NSFW at the top.

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Why don't naked women attack my car.
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Old 02-26-2012, 12:52 PM   #25
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Imagine the driver's view of that situation...

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