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Old 08-04-2006, 03:52 PM   #51
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Harry Kerry and Jeff Goldblum

Lohan Potter Skit
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Old 08-04-2006, 03:55 PM   #52
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The one with Chevy Chase and Richard Pryor where they start throwing racial insults at each other.

That whole episode was brilliant, but that sketch in particular stands out.


Interviewer: "Dog".

Mr. Wilson: "Tree".

Interviewer: "Fast".

Mr. Wilson: "Slow".

Interviewer: "Rain".

Mr. Wilson: "Snow".

Interviewer: "White".

Mr. Wilson: "Black".

Interviewer: "Bean".

Mr. Wilson: "Pod".

Interviewer: [ casually ] "Negro".

Mr. Wilson: "Whitey".

Interviewer: "Tarbaby".

Mr. Wilson: [ silent, sure he didn't hear what he thinks he heard ] What'd you say?

Interviewer: [ repeating ] "Tarbaby".

Mr. Wilson: "Ofay".

Interviewer: "Colored".

Mr. Wilson: "Redneck".

Interviewer: "Junglebunny".

Mr. Wilson: [ starting to get angry ] "Peckerwood!"

Interviewer: "Burrhead".

Mr. Wilson: [ defensive ] "Cracker!"

Interviewer: [ aggressive ] "Spearchucker".

Mr. Wilson: "White trash!"

Interviewer: "Jungle Bunny!"

Mr. Wilson: [ upset ] "Honky!"

Interviewer: "Spade!

Mr. Wilson: [ really upset ] "Honky Honky!"

Interviewer: [ relentless ] "N***er!"

Mr. Wilson: [ immediate ] "Dead honky!" [ face starts to flinch ]

Interviewer: [ quickly wraps the interview up ] Okay, Mr. Wilson, I think you're qualified for this job. How about a starting salary of $5,000?

Mr. Wilson: Your momma!

Interviewer: [ fumbling ] Uh.. $7,500 a year?

Mr. Wilson: Your grandmomma!

Interviewer: [ desperate ] $15,000, Mr. Wilson. You'll be the highest paid janitor in America. Just, don't.. don't hurt me, please..

Mr. Wilson: Okay.

Interviewer: [ relieved ] Okay.

Mr. Wilson: You want me to start now?

Interviewer: Oh, no, no.. that's alright. I'll clean all this up. Take a couple of weeks off, you look tired.


I also liked the Bad News Bees
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Old 08-04-2006, 03:57 PM   #53
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Old 08-04-2006, 03:58 PM   #54
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Old 08-04-2006, 04:04 PM   #55
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Super Fire Hot Wings (wish I could find a clip of this)
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Old 08-04-2006, 04:09 PM   #56
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Chris Farley + Patrick Swayze - Chippendales Auditions :laugh:

The one overly affectionate italian waiters episode where Sandler throws a lady on the table, spreads her legs high and starts to grind her - I hear that one was supposed to be edited, but it was down to the wire, so Sandler didn't know the censors killed it and went ahead and did it.

Matt Foley is great

The All-Drugs Olympics gives me a chuckle

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Old 08-04-2006, 04:10 PM   #57
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Old 08-04-2006, 04:11 PM   #58
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Anyone remember 'The Napster Hearings'?

Board Member: "So, Neil, what do you do now?"
Neil: "I'm a Pet Shop Boy"
Board Member: "Oh! I didn't know you were still together."
Neil: "We're not, I work in an actual pet shop"

or Right Said Fred, who was destitute and admitted to being "too sexy to afford a home"
Oh yeah - Corey Hart.

"What happened to you?"
"I wore my sunglasses at night and got into a car accident."

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Old 08-04-2006, 04:19 PM   #59
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I don't use "soap" and shower "regularly"... what was that char that Farley played? He started flying off the news desk from doing the finger quotes. Good stuff.



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Oh come on! Nobody's mentioned the Male Synchronized Swimming bit w/ Martin Short & Harry Shearer?!
I love that one. Martin short was so fcking retarded in it. I love the pointing part.
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Old 08-04-2006, 04:22 PM   #60
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Blue Oyster Cult - Behind The Music
Lindsey Lohan in Harry Potter
I don't use "soap" and shower "regularly"... what was that char that Farley played? He started flying off the news desk from doing the finger quotes. Good stuff.
Heh - Bennett Brauer was his name. Text
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Old 08-04-2006, 04:24 PM   #61
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Old 08-04-2006, 04:24 PM   #62
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Buckwheat Shot (and Buckwheat Dead). The genius behind this skit was that it was ran like a news program interrupting SNL every 10 minutes or so with updates. The funniest part was everytime they replayed the clip of him getting shot, the number of gunshots was different. Oh, and for you youngsters, Eddie Murphy played Buckwheat, the underrated Joe Piscopo played Ted Koppel.
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Old 08-04-2006, 04:26 PM   #63
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Canteen Boy! Nothing funnier than a pedophile scoutmaster!
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Old 08-04-2006, 04:27 PM   #64
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CPA reminded me of another one - Buckwheat Sings, with Eddie Murphy. :laugh:

:music: Unce.. tice.. fee times a lady. :music:
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This just got linked in another thread and it got me thinking. What are the best SNL skits ever?

I'll throw out a few suggestions:

Blue Oyster Cult - Behind The Music
Schmidt's Gay Beer Ad
Jesse Jackson Reads "Green Eggs And Ham"
James Brown Celebrity Hot Tub
Samurai Delicatessan
Refridgerator Repair Man
Bass-O-Matic Ad
Chris Farley & Patrick Swayze audition for Chippendale's

For me, the CLEAR winner is the Reverend Jesse Jackson reading "Green Eggs & Ham". If you have not seen it, it is the REAL Jesse Jackson doing nothing other than reading the book as a tribute to Theodore Geissel (AKA Dr. Seuss) the week that he died. He reads the story as a Souther Baptist Minister and it is quite simply a riot.

edit: crappy version of Green eggs bit...
Pete's Schweaty Balls beats all of those hands down. Schmidt's Gay Beer was probably the next funniest.
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CPA reminded me of another one - Buckwheat Sings, with Eddie Murphy. :laugh:

:music: Unce.. tice.. fee times a lady. :music:
lol, there was never a bad Buckwheat skit.
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Of recent years, the "Cork Soakers" made me laugh out loud.
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Anyone remember 'The Napster Hearings'?

Board Member: "So, Neil, what do you do now?"
Neil: "I'm a Pet Shop Boy"
Board Member: "Oh! I didn't know you were still together."
Neil: "We're not, I work in an actual pet shop"

or Right Said Fred, who was destitute and admitted to being "too sexy to afford a home"
Oh yeah - Corey Hart.

"What happened to you?"
"I wore my sunglasses at night and got into a car accident."

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Old 08-04-2006, 04:51 PM   #69
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Van down by the river, with David Spade, Chris Farley, Christina Applegate.
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Old 08-04-2006, 06:26 PM   #71
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Tracy Morgan & Britney Spears - Tracy is "Woodrow" and he sings to her in a sewer.....

"Little TV sets, goin' off inside my ear
Spaceman floating by
Firecracker beer
Chased a demon's lightning
Music hits your eye
Up and down the sidewalk
Take a Doo Doo Pie
I Love You"


I also enjoyed all the skits with Fallon doing the boston teens stuff....."NOMAR"

As mentioned above....Sean William Scott/Will Ferrell in the USA undies
"If you haven't seen a bulge at this point of your life, I feel sorry for you"

Celeb Jeopardy was great....."I've got to ask you about the Penis Mightier."

Debbie Downer w/ Lindsay Lohan.....that skit always cracks me up

And my last mention was the one where Ferrell works in a GAP like store and whips out a tiny cell phone....cant remember it but was classic
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