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Old 07-16-2006, 01:22 AM   #26
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Default What would you do if you caught your roommate masturbating?

1. Catches roommate....
2. Videotapes it.
3. Profit.
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Old 07-16-2006, 01:24 AM   #27
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Old 07-16-2006, 01:25 AM   #28
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Video tape for either gender. You can blackmail both, or at least enjoy the tape of the female (or the male if you're into that)

If it's in the darkness while he thinks I'm asleep, I would do one of two things. First, I would pretend that I'm masturbating, only I'd be really loud about it. Make noises. It's impossible for a man to masturbate in the same room as another man masturbating unless he's secretly gay. Second option is to start audibly crying. It's impossible for a man to masturbate in the same room as another man crying, unless he's secretly gay (with interesting interests)
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Old 07-16-2006, 01:26 AM   #29
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my roommate acted like he didn't notice when he walked in on me. I'm still waiting for him to bring it up
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Old 07-16-2006, 01:27 AM   #30
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Old 07-16-2006, 01:28 AM   #31
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i have caught her masturbating... it ruled because she's hot.

she didn't say anything about it... i went back to my room and beat the hell off.

i make jokes about her toys from time to time just to make her uncomfortable
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Old 07-16-2006, 01:29 AM   #32
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If it was a female roommate, I would set it up so she catches me masturbating. Then it wouldn't be awkward around her because we'd be on equal footing.
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Old 07-16-2006, 02:56 AM   #33
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Im going to be moving in with 3 roomates for college, and this is a big fear as i really dont need to see them doing that.
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Old 07-16-2006, 03:02 AM   #34
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Video tape for either gender. You can blackmail both, or at least enjoy the tape of the female (or the male if you're into that)

If it's in the darkness while he thinks I'm asleep, I would do one of two things. First, I would pretend that I'm masturbating, only I'd be really loud about it. Make noises. It's impossible for a man to masturbate in the same room as another man masturbating unless he's secretly gay. Second option is to start audibly crying. It's impossible for a man to masturbate in the same room as another man crying, unless he's secretly gay (with interesting interests)
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MartyMcfly just denies it ever happened when he walked in on me. Of course, he kicked my door in, but thats another story...
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Old 07-16-2006, 03:07 AM   #36
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MartyMcfly just denies it ever happened when he walked in on me. Of course, he kicked my door in, but thats another story...
A) I maintain, until my dying day, that the door was not fully closed as all i did was kick it.
B) I also maintain you were not masturbating because you were just sitting there reading text. Maybe it was even ATOT at the time.

And besides, let's entertain the notion that you were. I didn't see it and didn't even know you were doing it until you brought it up later on that evening. So even if it did happen, which again, I maintain it didn't, I didn't "catch" you doing it or see anything.
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MartyMcfly just denies it ever happened when he walked in on me. Of course, he kicked my door in, but thats another story...
A) I maintain, until my dying day, that the door was not fully closed as all i did was kick it.
B) I also maintain you were not masturbating because you were just sitting there reading text. Maybe it was even ATOT at the the time.

And besides, let's entertain the notion that you were. I didn't see it and didn't even know you were doing it until you brought it up later on that evening. So even if it did happen, which again, I maintain it didn't, I didn't "catch" you doing it or see anything.
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MartyMcfly just denies it ever happened when he walked in on me. Of course, he kicked my door in, but thats another story...
A) I maintain, until my dying day, that the door was not fully closed as all i did was kick it.
B) I also maintain you were not masturbating because you were just sitting there reading text. Maybe it was even ATOT at the the time.

And besides, let's entertain the notion that you were. I didn't see it and didn't even know you were doing it until you brought it up later on that evening. So even if it did happen, which again, I maintain it didn't, I didn't "catch" you doing it or see anything.
I didn't bring it up later that evening. I brought it up when I came out of my room yelling down the hall that you did indeed walk in on me masterbating at my moment of climax. Like it or not, I climaxed when I saw your face.

And the door was closed, you kicked it in fool!
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MartyMcfly just denies it ever happened when he walked in on me. Of course, he kicked my door in, but thats another story...
That must have been awkard. Was the Doc there too?
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MartyMcfly just denies it ever happened when he walked in on me. Of course, he kicked my door in, but thats another story...
A) I maintain, until my dying day, that the door was not fully closed as all i did was kick it.
B) I also maintain you were not masturbating because you were just sitting there reading text. Maybe it was even ATOT at the the time.

And besides, let's entertain the notion that you were. I didn't see it and didn't even know you were doing it until you brought it up later on that evening. So even if it did happen, which again, I maintain it didn't, I didn't "catch" you doing it or see anything.
I didn't bring it up later that evening. I brought it up when I came out of my room yelling down the hall that you did indeed walk in on me masterbating at my moment of climax. Like it or not, I climaxed when I saw your face.

And the door was closed, you kicked it in fool!
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MartyMcfly just denies it ever happened when he walked in on me. Of course, he kicked my door in, but thats another story...
A) I maintain, until my dying day, that the door was not fully closed as all i did was kick it.
B) I also maintain you were not masturbating because you were just sitting there reading text. Maybe it was even ATOT at the the time.

And besides, let's entertain the notion that you were. I didn't see it and didn't even know you were doing it until you brought it up later on that evening. So even if it did happen, which again, I maintain it didn't, I didn't "catch" you doing it or see anything.
I didn't bring it up later that evening. I brought it up when I came out of my room yelling down the hall that you did indeed walk in on me masterbating at my moment of climax. Like it or not, I climaxed when I saw your face.

And the door was closed, you kicked it in fool!
Again, I didn't see anything. Since I didn't see anything, I didn't catch you doing it. If I DID see something, i wouldn't waste my time denying it 2-3 years later.

The doors on the dorms aren't easy to kick in. It wasn't closed.
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