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Old 01-13-2006, 02:32 PM   #1
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Old 01-13-2006, 02:33 PM   #2
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0/10.

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Old 01-13-2006, 02:34 PM   #3
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Too damn nerdy, even for this place.
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Old 01-13-2006, 02:35 PM   #4
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not funny at all
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Old 01-13-2006, 02:38 PM   #5
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impossible

electrons aren't attracted to each other and wouldn't be entering the bar together.
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Old 01-13-2006, 02:39 PM   #6
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Default Two electrons walk into a bar...

A neutron walks into a bar and orders a martini. When the bartender hands him the drink, the neutron asks, "How much do I owe you?"







The bartender replies, "For you ... no charge."
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Old 01-13-2006, 02:41 PM   #7
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A neutron walks into a bar and orders a martini. When the bartender hands him the drink, the neutron asks, "How much do I owe you?"







The bartender replies, "For you ... no charge."
lol, now that was funny
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Old 01-13-2006, 02:43 PM   #8
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A proton walks into a bar looking happy. The bartender asks "How are you?". The proton says "I'm positive."

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Old 01-13-2006, 02:44 PM   #9
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A proton walks into a bar looking happy. The bartender asks "How are you?". The proton says "I'm positive."

Just as bad as the OP.
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Old 01-13-2006, 02:45 PM   #10
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A proton walks into a bar looking happy. The bartender asks "How are you?". The proton says "I'm positive."

Just as bad as the OP.
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Old 01-13-2006, 02:46 PM   #11
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electron walks into bar, bartender says "how's the weather?"

electron says "cloudy"


booo....hiss.....boooooo
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Old 01-13-2006, 02:52 PM   #12
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booo....hiss.....boooooo

I'll give you credit for creativity. That's almost funny.
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Old 01-13-2006, 02:53 PM   #13
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I tried.
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Old 01-13-2006, 02:55 PM   #14
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wow.....just wow.
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Old 01-13-2006, 02:56 PM   #15
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Default Two electrons walk into a bar...

What about quantum mechanics? It should have been "2 electrons appeared in a bar out of thin air"
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Old 01-13-2006, 02:56 PM   #16
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Motion seconded.

All in favor? *ATOT raises hands*

All oppose? *WHAM* Motion passed.

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