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01-13-2006, 02:32 PM
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Two electrons walk into a bar...
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Find one thread and build a bar around it.
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The bartender says.."what is this, a EE joke?"
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01-13-2006, 02:33 PM
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Two electrons walk into a bar...
0/10.
Motion for ban.
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01-13-2006, 02:34 PM
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Two electrons walk into a bar...
Too damn nerdy, even for this place.
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01-13-2006, 02:35 PM
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Two electrons walk into a bar...
not funny at all
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01-13-2006, 02:38 PM
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Two electrons walk into a bar...
impossible
electrons aren't attracted to each other and wouldn't be entering the bar together.
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01-13-2006, 02:39 PM
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Two electrons walk into a bar...
A neutron walks into a bar and orders a martini. When the bartender hands him the drink, the neutron asks, "How much do I owe you?"
The bartender replies, "For you ... no charge."
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01-13-2006, 02:41 PM
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Lifer
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Two electrons walk into a bar...
Quote:
Originally posted by: leftyman
A neutron walks into a bar and orders a martini. When the bartender hands him the drink, the neutron asks, "How much do I owe you?"
The bartender replies, "For you ... no charge."
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lol, now that was funny
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01-13-2006, 02:43 PM
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Two electrons walk into a bar...
A proton walks into a bar looking happy. The bartender asks "How are you?". The proton says "I'm positive."
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I respect a man who can roll a seemingly-innocent thread up to the edge of moral oblivion.....and kick it right over the edge.
-Fausto to me
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01-13-2006, 02:44 PM
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Two electrons walk into a bar...
Quote:
Originally posted by: Encryptic
A proton walks into a bar looking happy. The bartender asks "How are you?". The proton says "I'm positive."
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 Just as bad as the OP.
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01-13-2006, 02:45 PM
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Two electrons walk into a bar...
Quote:
Originally posted by: yosuke188
Quote:
Originally posted by: Encryptic
A proton walks into a bar looking happy. The bartender asks "How are you?". The proton says "I'm positive."
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Just as bad as the OP.
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Thanks, I'm here for the rest of the afternoon.
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01-13-2006, 02:46 PM
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Two electrons walk into a bar...
electron walks into bar, bartender says "how's the weather?"
electron says "cloudy"
booo....hiss.....boooooo
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01-13-2006, 02:52 PM
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Two electrons walk into a bar...
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Originally posted by: spidey07
electron walks into bar, bartender says "how's the weather?"
electron says "cloudy"
booo....hiss.....boooooo
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I'll give you credit for creativity. That's almost funny.
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01-13-2006, 02:53 PM
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Two electrons walk into a bar...
I tried.
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01-13-2006, 02:55 PM
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Two electrons walk into a bar...
wow.....just wow.
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01-13-2006, 02:56 PM
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Lifer
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Two electrons walk into a bar...
What about quantum mechanics? It should have been "2 electrons appeared in a bar out of thin air"
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01-13-2006, 02:56 PM
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Two electrons walk into a bar...
Quote:
Originally posted by: leftyman
A neutron walks into a bar and orders a martini. When the bartender hands him the drink, the neutron asks, "How much do I owe you?"
The bartender replies, "For you ... no charge."
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This one was actually funny.
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01-13-2006, 02:58 PM
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Two electrons walk into a bar...
Motion seconded.
All in favor? *ATOT raises hands*
All oppose? *WHAM* Motion passed.
BAN!
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