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Juddog
07-30-2013, 09:59 AM
Who would win - a pack of 10 male, full grown, gorillas, versus a single full grown african lion?

The arena area consists of a 50 foot diameter steel cage, with bars that are 1 1/2" thick, cage is 30 feet high, and bars are roughly 6 inches apart. The arena floor consists of packed dirt, generally dry, interspersed with a few trees that are 25 feet tall (oak saplings).

The gorillas are all in their prime age, without any physical blemishes, as is the african lion. No outside interference is allowed (no fire hoses, people yelling, etc.). The fight starts off with the 10 gorillas being raised into the arena via a floor platform, in a cage, which then drops once the platform is fully raised. The lion is likewise raised into a similar cage, 25 feet away from the cage where the gorillas were raised in.

The gorillas are all part of the same pack, therefore already have an established hierarchy with an alpha male as their leader.

purbeast0
07-30-2013, 10:02 AM
came in here expecting a video.

left disappointed :(

sixone
07-30-2013, 10:02 AM
Draw. The gorillas would climb the walls of the cage and the trees. They're too smart to take on the lion directly.

Nintendesert
07-30-2013, 10:03 AM
Kodiak wins. Everyone knows this.

shortylickens
07-30-2013, 10:04 AM
came in here expecting a video.

left disappointed :(

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silverpig
07-30-2013, 10:06 AM
The poacher.

Zeze
07-30-2013, 10:08 AM
Aren't gorillas pretty fvcking beastly to begin with? I would suspect 2 or 3 could handle a lion, nevermind 10.

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/5/50/Male_gorilla_in_SF_zoo.jpg

One gorilla weighs 550 lbs. One lion weighs about 300 on average. I think Gorilla's would gangbang this poor helpless lion.

WaTaGuMp
07-30-2013, 10:13 AM
Chuck Norris could still fuck them all up.

Juddog
07-30-2013, 10:14 AM
Chuck Norris could still fuck them all up.

Chuck Norris in turn would get fucked up by Bruce Lee.

lozina
07-30-2013, 10:15 AM
It all depends on fear. If gorillas have a fear of lions then forget it, they will panic and be easy pickings. If they do not have a fear of lions, then the lion can kiss it's ass goodbye

Fear is a powerful force. If you've seen the shows for example where a small cheetah or lioness hunts after a young wilderbeast amongst a herd of thousands of them they all run away from her in panic and the young gets killed. If they didnt fear her and just charged her especially in a concerted effort they would own the day.

dank69
07-30-2013, 10:18 AM
5 or 10 gorillas? Make up your mind.

Zeze
07-30-2013, 10:19 AM
5 or 10 gorillas? Make up your mind.

lol, this. Confused the hell out of me and I had to re-read.

PingviN
07-30-2013, 10:32 AM
A lion would probably not attack even one, full grown gorilla, so I'm guessing it'd be a draw.

maddogchen
07-30-2013, 10:32 AM
i think the other 5 gorillas jump out to ambush and finish off the lion after he's taken on the first 5

Juddog
07-30-2013, 10:34 AM
lol, this. Confused the hell out of me and I had to re-read.

My apologies, fixed the OP.

JTsyo
07-30-2013, 10:37 AM
Aren't gorillas pretty fvcking beastly to begin with? I would suspect 2 or 3 could handle a lion, nevermind 10.

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/5/50/Male_gorilla_in_SF_zoo.jpg

One gorilla weighs 550 lbs. One lion weighs about 300 on average. I think Gorilla's would gangbang this poor helpless lion.

this, gorillas are bigger, smarter and more aggressive in a pack than the lion.

Nintendesert
07-30-2013, 10:38 AM
My apologies, fixed the OP.



It will take a hell of a lot more than that to fix the OP. ;)

Juddog
07-30-2013, 10:38 AM
Alright how about the same condition, except it's two gorillas versus one lion?

MontyAC
07-30-2013, 10:38 AM
Caesar will win.

http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Guardian/Archive/Search/2011/8/12/1313148469309/Andy-Serkis-as-Caesar-in--007.jpg

DrunkenSano
07-30-2013, 10:39 AM
Neither wins because the gorillas aren't fast enough to catch the fleeing lion.

Juddog
07-30-2013, 10:41 AM
Caesar will win.

http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Guardian/Archive/Search/2011/8/12/1313148469309/Andy-Serkis-as-Caesar-in--007.jpg

Caesar was a chimpanzee, not a gorilla.

boochi
07-30-2013, 10:43 AM
The OP has to be the dumbest son of a bitch alive for posting such a asinine question. The lion would be dead inside two minutes.

BurnItDwn
07-30-2013, 10:43 AM
One of the groups of 5 gorillas would stand near the monolith and it would happen to learn weapons techniques. This group of 5 gorillas would kill one of the other gorillas with weapons. Then, they would train their pet lion to use for hunting the other 4 enemy gorillas.

Legios
07-30-2013, 10:48 AM
Lions suffocate their prey in a pack, 1 or 2 gorillas might get a mauling but the numbers would win out.

Juddog
07-30-2013, 10:50 AM
The OP has to be the dumbest son of a bitch alive for posting such a asinine question. The lion would be dead inside two minutes.

"[a]n asinine question".

PingviN
07-30-2013, 11:20 AM
Alright how about the same condition, except it's two gorillas versus one lion?

A lion wouldn't attack two full grown gorillas. If it did, it'd be dead.

Gorillas win

JTsyo
07-30-2013, 11:36 AM
For those that wanted a video. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tJYW3jkC75A)

Zeze
07-30-2013, 11:43 AM
Alright how about the same condition, except it's two gorillas versus one lion?

I'd still bet on gorillas. Each weighs nearly twice that of the lion.

Look at the pic again. Look at that disgusting forearm power. And the brute force of the weight would rape the poor lion. Gorillas bite too.

Let's assume everyone is fully determined to fight to the death. Gorillas would pound the lion. Maybe 1 gorilla would die from the lion's powerful claw swipe, but they would also manage to just trample and roflstomp the 300 lb lion. It'll be like a mid-game farm PA getting owned by Axe and Tidehunter.

I think 1v1 would be a more interesting debate.... in my ignorant speculation anyway.

stag3
07-30-2013, 11:48 AM
came in here expecting a video.

left disappointed :(


wtf, expected video too

swanysto
07-30-2013, 11:50 AM
A Lion could maybe take one Gorilla, but anymore than that, and it probably wouldn't even attack.

Vic Vega
07-30-2013, 11:55 AM
Lion would die.

Gorillas has some insane strength.

Red Storm
07-30-2013, 11:55 AM
After seeing videos of chimpanzee gangs going on roams patrolling their territory, finding "enemy" chimps, hunting them down and not just killing them but tearing their limbs and balls off, I have no doubt that a gorilla would totally fuck a lion up.

OILFIELDTRASH
07-30-2013, 11:57 AM
I'd take the gorilla if it was 1 on 1. You get a gorilla in rage mode and it's swinging with the force of a sledgehammer it would kill the lion with a punch.

Blackjack200
07-30-2013, 11:59 AM
I'd still bet on gorillas. Each weighs nearly twice that of the lion.

Wikipedia has adult male lions at 330-500 lbs. and adult male gorillas at 300-400 lbs. (And Wikipedia is never wrong.)

So expect the lion to weigh a little more than an individual gorilla. I don't know what would happen in a 2v1 scenario but 10v1 is a joke.

WaTaGuMp
07-30-2013, 11:59 AM
Chuck Norris in turn would get fucked up by Bruce Lee.

Don't be silly, Bruce is dead.

Vic Vega
07-30-2013, 12:04 PM
http://youtu.be/4amRA0jl0qI

Silverback rips a damn tree down almost effortlessly.

soulcougher73
07-30-2013, 12:10 PM
Hell 2 gorillas might rip a lion apart. 10 is sure death for the lion.

KeithTalent
07-30-2013, 12:10 PM
Even 1v1 I think Mr. Gorilla would win. Tough mofos.

KT

Schfifty Five
07-30-2013, 12:14 PM
Um, the obvious answer is, Silver Prime would win.

PingSpike
07-30-2013, 12:19 PM
I thought gorilla packs only had one male generally? The lion is bad ass of course, I remember watching that video where one killed like 20 hyena's in a row but they were all running away while he ripped them apart from behind. I also saw a video where a pack took down a full grown elephant but they were desperate due to a drought when they did it. And that's to many damn gorillas though, its ridiculous.

Alienwho
07-30-2013, 12:22 PM
One Gorilla could likely take out a lion. 10 Gorillas, are you kidding me?

edro
07-30-2013, 12:25 PM
For those that wanted a video. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tJYW3jkC75A)

Nice!

HamburgerBoy
07-30-2013, 12:26 PM
Silver Prime always bets on lions, right? So the purpose of this thread is to come up with the most ridiculous hypothetical possible stacked against the lion, and see if he would still defend it?

zinfamous
07-30-2013, 12:34 PM
Caesar was a chimpanzee, not a gorilla.

chimps can still rip your arms out of your socket. they are crazy strong
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what about 10 gorilla-sized hedgehogs vs the Lion? :hmm:

zinfamous
07-30-2013, 12:35 PM
Don't be silly, Bruce is dead.

Bruce Lee's corpse would still destroy Chuck Norris.

WelshBloke
07-30-2013, 12:36 PM
chimps can still rip your arms out of your socket. they are crazy strong
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what about 10 gorilla-sized hedgehogs vs the Lion? :hmm:

What about 10, 000 hedgehog sized gorillas?

WaTaGuMp
07-30-2013, 12:40 PM
I could beat up any member on ATOT, that's all I am gonna say.

HamburgerBoy
07-30-2013, 12:56 PM
I could beat up any member on ATOT, that's all I am gonna say.

1 WaTaGuMp vs 10 TridenT-sized alkemysts?

Blackjack200
07-30-2013, 01:07 PM
Are Froot Loops involved?

HamburgerBoy
07-30-2013, 01:14 PM
Are Froot Loops involved?

TridenT-sized alkemysts, not alkemyst-sized TridenTs. All ten have been adequately battle-honed by our moms and are in prime fighting condition.

Juddog
07-30-2013, 01:28 PM
TridenT-sized alkemysts, not alkemyst-sized TridenTs. All ten have been adequately battle-honed by our moms and are in prime fighting condition.

Hahahaha, spit coffee on my monitor!

vailr
07-30-2013, 02:18 PM
Lions are carnivores, gorillas are vegetarians. As long as each have been adequately fed their normal mealtime food, they may (for a while) just respectfully decline any kind of physical confrontation. Who knows what happens afterwards?, however.
Ancient Rome's Colosseum likely had something similar actually occur. Emperor Nero was infamous for staging all kinds of gruesome animal fights, even mock naval battles on an artificial lake inside the Colosseum, etc.

dank69
07-30-2013, 02:22 PM
Lions are carnivores, gorillas are vegetarians. As long as each have been adequately fed their normal mealtime food, they may (for a while) just respectfully decline any kind of physical confrontation. Who knows what happens afterwards?, however.
Ancient Rome's Colosseum likely had something similar actually occur. Emperor Nero was infamous for staging all kinds of gruesome animal fights, even mock naval battles on an artificial lake inside the Colosseum, etc.Just pretend they've all been given Bath Salts and play the game!

alkemyst
07-30-2013, 03:32 PM
For those that wanted a video. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tJYW3jkC75A)

Is that something your parents put together?

zinfamous
07-30-2013, 03:54 PM
What about 10, 000 hedgehog sized gorillas?

see, now we're through the looking glass here, people.

Silver Prime
07-30-2013, 04:23 PM
It all depends on fear. If gorillas have a fear of lions then forget it, they will panic and be easy pickings. If they do not have a fear of lions, then the lion can kiss it's ass goodbye

Fear is a powerful force. If you've seen the shows for example where a small cheetah or lioness hunts after a young wilderbeast amongst a herd of thousands of them they all run away from her in panic and the young gets killed. If they didnt fear her and just charged her especially in a concerted effort they would own the day.


Would ten really be enough?

Numbers means little to nothing when your geno social trait is wired to run...
http://pictures-of-cats.org/wp-content/uploads/images/lion-vs-tiger-lion-wins-most-times-21628743.jpg
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m9fzXmcUgGI

Gorillas run and are preyed on by leopards, basicaly a 120 pound cat...
http://carnivoraforum.com/topic/9381679/1/

The lion on average is a 420 pound cat and can reach as high as 700 pounds as its prime in the wild, yet in captivity the largest gorilla was 806 pounds, about 200 pounds lighter than the largest lion...dont belive lions can get large? Check my sig under the valhala lions. But its ranges have the lion as the bigger animal on average, since most gorillas stay around 350 pounds as quite large.

As for the ambush tactics every king kong fan boust out about leopard vs gorilla, it means little to nothing since there are an aray of accounts where there was a fight within close quarters both and ready even in captivity...

Leopard rips off gorillas arm.
http://www.google.com/search?q=panther+kills+gorilla&hl=en&ie=UTF-8&tbs=ar%3A1&tbm=nws&ei=itkQUcikOLGxigLvvIGoCg&sa=N

You never heard of a leopard ambushing and killing a male lion have you? Holding grounds with many lions, but killing a one. (Male) Nope.
The gorllias are not wired to work together when all are males, most likely the ten gorillas will kill each other off while the lion takes out a few himself.

I'm dissapointed in you Judog...very dissapointed.

WaTaGuMp
07-30-2013, 04:24 PM
You people need to realize, I am not joking around when it comes to fighting. I know Karate, and 7 other different Japanese words.

Nintendesert
07-30-2013, 04:26 PM
Silver Prime admits it! Gorillas and Kodiaks win!

BudAshes
07-30-2013, 04:33 PM
Gorillas are friendly creatures that eat plants, I doubt they'd do much against a lion unless they had sticks. A couple sticks and the lions will run for it: http://dsc.discovery.com/tv-shows/human-planet/videos/stealing-meat-from-lions.htm. Don't try that against a kodiak bear though. As the superior animal to the lion they would just eat you.

zinfamous
07-30-2013, 04:33 PM
what about 10,000 flea-sized Predators vs Lion?

Nintendesert
07-30-2013, 04:39 PM
what about 10,000 flea-sized Predators vs Lion?



Are they armed with the Black Death or Lime disease?

WelshBloke
07-30-2013, 04:40 PM
10,000 spoons vs 1 knife?

Silver Prime
07-30-2013, 04:42 PM
Gorillas are friendly creatures that eat plants, I doubt they'd do much against a lion unless they had sticks. A couple sticks and the lions will run for it: http://dsc.discovery.com/tv-shows/human-planet/videos/stealing-meat-from-lions.htm. Don't try that against a kodiak bear though. As the superior animal to the lion they would just eat you.

lol Let some other speices wielding guns for a hundred years shoot your kind, then see if you are reluctant to attack the person who you saw looks like the type/kind that killed your grandpapa.

Bet you would be weary.

And I hope you arnt too butt hurt in me getting the last word on B vs L.

I'm glad it was closed, there was no sense anyway, you wouldent have brought any direct evidence. Even more so on me last word.

mmm he he ha haa XD

edro
07-30-2013, 04:42 PM
What if the lion is high on catnip?

zinfamous
07-30-2013, 04:43 PM
10,000 spoons vs 1 knife?

are these Welsh rules for Knifey Spoony?

:hmm:

Nintendesert
07-30-2013, 04:43 PM
lol Let some other speices wielding guns for a hundred years shoot your kind, then see if you are reluctant to attack the person who you saw looks like the type/kind that killed your grandpapa.

Bet you would be weary.

And I hope you arnt too butt hurt in me getting the last word on B vs L.

I'm glad it was closed, there was no sense anyway, you wouldent have brought any direct evidence. Even more so on me last word.

mmm he he ha haa XD



Obviously lions have genetic memory. Impressive. Now each generation can remember the ass kicking the Kodiak and Gorilla will give the lion.

zinfamous
07-30-2013, 04:44 PM
Are they armed with the Black Death or Lime disease?

doubtful. But they are armed with shoulder-mounted lasers, wrist blades, and thermonuclear devices.

Nintendesert
07-30-2013, 04:45 PM
doubtful. But they are armed with shoulder-mounted lasers, wrist blades, and thermonuclear devices.



Hard to top a case of the Chipotles.

Silver Prime
07-30-2013, 04:47 PM
Obviously lions have genetic memory. Impressive. Now each generation can remember the ass kicking the Kodiak and Gorilla will give the lion.

Its not genetic, its a re-acuring event. Oh? Thats why you failed to show just 1?

Ha!

You had your chance, and you missed it; so let it go.

WelshBloke
07-30-2013, 04:50 PM
are these Welsh rules for Knifey Spoony?

:hmm:

No. You'll have to bring your own beer. :p

zinfamous
07-30-2013, 04:53 PM
No. You'll have to bring your own beer. :p

http://www.beer-pages.com/images/old-crafty-hen.jpg

WelshBloke
07-30-2013, 05:01 PM
http://www.beer-pages.com/images/old-crafty-hen.jpg

Thank you very much. What will you be drinking? :cool:

BudAshes
07-30-2013, 05:02 PM
lol Let some other speices wielding guns for a hundred years shoot your kind, then see if you are reluctant to attack the person who you saw looks like the type/kind that killed your grandpapa.

Bet you would be weary.

And I hope you arnt too butt hurt in me getting the last word on B vs L.

I'm glad it was closed, there was no sense anyway, you wouldent have brought any direct evidence. Even more so on me last word.

mmm he he ha haa XD

Hah, so you admit you fear my intellect and superior knowledge of zoology. Next time you won't be so lucky as to have the mods bail you out.

Sheik Yerbouti
07-30-2013, 05:10 PM
are these Welsh rules for Knifey Spoony?

:hmm:

:awe:

Silver Prime
07-30-2013, 05:11 PM
Hah, so you admit you fear my intellect and superior knowledge of zoology. Next time you won't be so lucky as to have the mods bail you out.

Whaw...Howlees.

Broheim
07-30-2013, 05:17 PM
lions are pussies that get pushed around by 20 lbs furry critters, 10 silverbacks would fuck a lion up.

Silver Prime
07-30-2013, 05:20 PM
:awe:

Your avatar + this song...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DZN_8M4OpMo

= Pure win.

zinfamous
07-30-2013, 05:54 PM
Thank you very much. What will you be drinking? :cool:

http://www.winotripping.com/images/thevine/simpler-times-beer.jpg

Slew Foot
07-30-2013, 06:04 PM
LOL, the gorillas would ass rape the singe lion so hard.

Silver Prime
07-30-2013, 06:26 PM
LOL, the gorillas would ass rape the singe lion so hard.

How about you show a single gorilla killing anything formidable in fact anything at all, a leopard attacks and raids gorillas when they still are in groups, and they still scatter.

A lion would be God to them.

Number1
07-30-2013, 06:37 PM
King Kong vs. Lion (http://www.markdroberts.com/htmfiles/resources/kingkongvsaslan.htm)

http://www.markdroberts.com/images/Kong-vs-Aslan-4.jpg

In this "documentary", King Kong defeats Aslan the lion easily.

I hope this resolves the OP's question.

Monkey wins.

Silver Prime
07-30-2013, 06:40 PM
King Kong vs. Lion (http://www.markdroberts.com/htmfiles/resources/kingkongvsaslan.htm)

http://www.markdroberts.com/images/Kong-vs-Aslan-4.jpg

In this "documentary", King Kong defeats Aslan the lion easily.

I hope this resolves the OP's question.

Monkey wins.

ha ha ha, nice.

Silver Prime
07-30-2013, 06:52 PM
http://img-nex.theonering.net/images/scrapbook/orig/17358_orig.jpg

Seems we have a little butt hurt syndrome going around.

http://www.markdroberts.com/htmfiles/resources/kingkongvsaslan.htm

So wheres the part of the documentary Kong kills aslan? XD XD Whaw man, the shere butt-hurtness going around.

Wouldent matter anyway; Aslan in the book could open dimensional rifts and collapse them, create tidal waves, cure and heal any wound, come back from the dead by just the thought of him...while Kong, got tooken out by some petty air plane bullets, bitch slapped by a bunch of bats, and was down scaled so bad he could have fit in the palm of godzillas hand.

lol

alkemyst
07-30-2013, 07:13 PM
Silver Prime, is English even your third language?

Red Squirrel
07-30-2013, 07:19 PM
I would think 10 gorillas, but it would probably be a pretty crazy battle and not an easy win. The gorillas would win with numbers though. Even 5 would probably also win.

Though, the sheer fact that Chuck Norris' name was mentioned, the lion and the gorillas would already be dead when the cage is raised, and it would be a draw.

BudAshes
07-30-2013, 07:20 PM
Silver Prime, is English even your third language?

Alkemyst knows bad grammar from many, many years of experience.

Number1
07-30-2013, 07:32 PM
http://img-nex.theonering.net/images/scrapbook/orig/17358_orig.jpg

Seems we have a little butt hurt syndrome going around.

http://www.markdroberts.com/htmfiles/resources/kingkongvsaslan.htm

So wheres the part of the documentary Kong kills aslan? XD XD Whaw man, the shere butt-hurtness going around.

Wouldent matter anyway; Aslan in the book could open dimensional rifts and collapse them, create tidal waves, cure and heal any wound, come back from the dead by just the thought of him...while Kong, got tooken out by some petty air plane bullets, bitch slapped by a bunch of bats, and was down scaled so bad he could have fit in the palm of godzillas hand.

lol

Nicely done, LOL

Now let me quote my link:

"Ultimately, the captured person is saved from certain death by the sacrificial intervention of the animal king."

animal king = LION.

"Conversely, Aslan sacrifices himself for the sake of another."

this, my friend means that the lion dies. Any questions?

zinfamous
07-30-2013, 08:33 PM
I would think 10 gorillas, but it would probably be a pretty crazy battle and not an easy win. The gorillas would win with numbers though. Even 5 would probably also win.

Though, the sheer fact that Chuck Norris' name was mentioned, the lion and the gorillas would already be dead when the cage is raised, and it would be a draw.

We've already determined that Bruce Lee's corpse would easily take care of that wuss Chuck Norris, so he isn't even in the picture.



new matchup:

10 gorilla-sized Silver Primes vs the Lion?

:hmm:

Silver Prime
07-30-2013, 08:44 PM
Nicely done, LOL

Now let me quote my link:

"Ultimately, the captured person is saved from certain death by the sacrificial intervention of the animal king."

animal king = LION.

"Conversely, Aslan sacrifices himself for the sake of another."

this, my friend means that the lion dies. Any questions?


Anyone can plain as day see he is just comparing the emotions he gets from two movies, that site aint even a cross over match up, its just some mook talking about what movie he saw at the time, and explaining his take on it...Aslan dies, in his movie, not from Kong; he was killed by the witch, or did you not even see the movie or read the book?

Which if you read the book or seen the flick, aslan can revive himself just by someone beliving, it was taken by an abstract of god, the embodyment of his love was his son jesus christ hence if you belive in jesus and his father you will be granted into heaven; ergo the lion signifies jesus in what is growing through out many cultures who understand the bible, Aslan, Babr, leo; leon, the lion of judah, singh, leeu, leao, asad, lowen, leone and more all are names for the lion which in the bible it states the lion is the most powerful amoungs beast almost all nationalitys and cultures has the lion as the highest animal held in healdry, next to there own dietys and or the only one true god.

Not to mention this person sounds retarded saying animals dont have emotions and cant love...somebody should slap the shit out of him.

The things you come up with makes you look incredibly ignorant.

But hey, like gandi said, there will always be ignorant people. lol

WelshBloke
07-31-2013, 05:15 AM
http://www.winotripping.com/images/thevine/simpler-times-beer.jpg

Hmmmmm, so the fight is...

100 shitty lagers vs 3 decent beers.

100 shitty lagers win!

Sulaco
07-31-2013, 05:24 AM
I feel dumber having even read the OP.

BudAshes
07-31-2013, 12:17 PM
Anyone can plain as day see he is just comparing the emotions he gets from two movies, that site aint even a cross over match up, its just some mook talking about what movie he saw at the time, and explaining his take on it...Aslan dies, in his movie, not from Kong; he was killed by the witch, or did you not even see the movie or read the book?

Which if you read the book or seen the flick, aslan can revive himself just by someone beliving, it was taken by an abstract of god, the embodyment of his love was his son jesus christ hence if you belive in jesus and his father you will be granted into heaven; ergo the lion signifies jesus in what is growing through out many cultures who understand the bible, Aslan, Babr, leo; leon, the lion of judah, singh, leeu, leao, asad, lowen, leone and more all are names for the lion which in the bible it states the lion is the most powerful amoungs beast almost all nationalitys and cultures has the lion as the highest animal held in healdry, next to there own dietys and or the only one true god.

Not to mention this person sounds retarded saying animals dont have emotions and cant love...somebody should slap the shit out of him.

The things you come up with makes you look incredibly ignorant.

But hey, like gandi said, there will always be ignorant people. lol

I love this guy.

Juddog
07-31-2013, 01:50 PM
I feel dumber having even read the OP.

Yet you continue to troll my posts with retarded comments. Hypocrite much?

Number1
07-31-2013, 02:04 PM
Anyone can plain as day see he is just comparing the emotions he gets from two movies, that site aint even a cross over match up, its just some mook talking about what movie he saw at the time, and explaining his take on it...Aslan dies, in his movie, not from Kong; he was killed by the witch, or did you not even see the movie or read the book?

Which if you read the book or seen the flick, aslan can revive himself just by someone beliving, it was taken by an abstract of god, the embodyment of his love was his son jesus christ hence if you belive in jesus and his father you will be granted into heaven; ergo the lion signifies jesus in what is growing through out many cultures who understand the bible, Aslan, Babr, leo; leon, the lion of judah, singh, leeu, leao, asad, lowen, leone and more all are names for the lion which in the bible it states the lion is the most powerful amoungs beast almost all nationalitys and cultures has the lion as the highest animal held in healdry, next to there own dietys and or the only one true god.

Not to mention this person sounds retarded saying animals dont have emotions and cant love...somebody should slap the shit out of him.

The things you come up with makes you look incredibly ignorant.

But hey, like gandi said, there will always be ignorant people. lol

At the end of the day the lion is dead and the monkey lives. What else is there to discuss about a movie called "Aslam vs King kong". And if Kong asked the witch to kill the Lion, good for him.

Monkey WINS.

Silver Prime
07-31-2013, 03:21 PM
At the end of the day the lion is dead and the monkey lives. What else is there to discuss about a movie called "Aslam vs King kong". And if Kong asked the witch to kill the Lion, good for him.

Monkey WINS.

Whaw, howlees.

If you say so bro, the fact is...the TS was only playing a charade in trying to see if I would come out an play and have hundreds of people insult me because the hypothetical would sound too unreal for the lion to win,...He hates the fact that I back the lion most of the time, and i do it with class, not to mention made himself look stupid since it back fired and more people are insulting him an not me lol.

To bad for him, stacking up the scenario he put cant possibly have the out come he wanted, because no where in history has goirllas show cooperation in fighting off a single predator or just animal, they would rather turn against them selves...since this tard put all males, even there was a head hancho, the others would still fight for rank, the lion would just kick it and let them kill each other off, and kill a few if any comes up to him. Since...

-The lion is stronger
-The lion is bigger, larger and heaviver on average and at max
-The lion is faster in dexterity, agility and pure speed
-The lion has knowledge in killing and is a expert at it
-Supreme acrobatics, Jump 10 feet high, climb trees fairly well
-The lion is more durable (Mane)
-The lion is more agressive and fights more often=More fighting experince
-The lion can kill animals that dwarf the gorilla
-The lion has a harder bite and bigger cainines toppled with a larger skull
-Claws that are retractable


All the hear say about gorilla power is complete bullshit with no proof, they dont have 10x the strength of man like mostly every Kong fan wishes, they are only slightly stronger than a strong man, 10x would be absurd, take the facts of strong men competitions (The ones who fly kegs over there heads) the comp's have men squating a 1,000 pounds; if the gorilla could be 10x stronger that would be 10 x 1,000=Gorilla can lift 10,000 pounds, the size of a school bus. XD XD Yeah right. Not even 3 x which would be only 3,000 pounds the weight of a average size truck, so what people are suggesting is that if I was to lower a truck using a crane, onto a gorillas back, would he be able to support the weight?

The gorilla would be splattered.

Gorillas are 2x stronger than a strong man at best, and thats being generous since I dought a gorilla can throw a harley davidson bike clear over his head, which is only 1,200 pounds or so.

They hardly fight as much as lions; if so, match all the 100s of videos of lions fighting on youtube, and abstracts, books, and anecdotes...yet theres hardly any proof of gorillas fighting on video or any other form of evidence, and when they do fight its never how most people in-vision a Kong-like ape would fight, they look rather stupid and un-experinced in breaking anything.

The gorillas wouldn't banned up to fight the lion, or else gorillas would have been documented tearing leopards to shreds any time a leopard raids and decimates a gorilla village, or any other animal in fact...the lion against these 10 gorillas in a everland korea type enviorment would just day by day the lion will have a good food source for a month of fresh ape meat to get fat from.

SP33Demon
07-31-2013, 04:56 PM
http://m.brobible.com/files/uploads/made/files/uploads/images/Music/rap/rick-ross-fat_480_280_c1_c_t_0_0.jpeg

Number1
07-31-2013, 05:26 PM
Whaw, howlees.

If you say so bro, the fact is...the TS was only playing a charade in trying to see if I would come out an play and have hundreds of people insult me because the hypothetical would sound too unreal for the lion to win,...He hates the fact that I back the lion most of the time, and i do it with class, not to mention made himself look stupid since it back fired and more people are insulting him an not me lol.

To bad for him, stacking up the scenario he put cant possibly have the out come he wanted, because no where in history has goirllas show cooperation in fighting off a single predator or just animal, they would rather turn against them selves...since this tard put all males, even there was a head hancho, the others would still fight for rank, the lion would just kick it and let them kill each other off, and kill a few if any comes up to him. Since...

-The lion is stronger
-The lion is bigger, larger and heaviver on average and at max
-The lion is faster in dexterity, agility and pure speed
-The lion has knowledge in killing and is a expert at it
-Supreme acrobatics, Jump 10 feet high, climb trees fairly well
-The lion is more durable (Mane)
-The lion is more agressive and fights more often=More fighting experince
-The lion can kill animals that dwarf the gorilla
-The lion has a harder bite and bigger cainines toppled with a larger skull
-Claws that are retractable


All the hear say about gorilla power is complete bullshit with no proof, they dont have 10x the strength of man like mostly every Kong fan wishes, they are only slightly stronger than a strong man, 10x would be absurd, take the facts of strong men competitions (The ones who fly kegs over there heads) the comp's have men squating a 1,000 pounds; if the gorilla could be 10x stronger that would be 10 x 1,000=Gorilla can lift 10,000 pounds, the size of a school bus. XD XD Yeah right. Not even 3 x which would be only 3,000 pounds the weight of a average size truck, so what people are suggesting is that if I was to lower a truck using a crane, onto a gorillas back, would he be able to support the weight?

The gorilla would be splattered.

Gorillas are 2x stronger than a strong man at best, and thats being generous since I dought a gorilla can throw a harley davidson bike clear over his head, which is only 1,200 pounds or so.

They hardly fight as much as lions; if so, match all the 100s of videos of lions fighting on youtube, and abstracts, books, and anecdotes...yet theres hardly any proof of gorillas fighting on video or any other form of evidence, and when they do fight its never how most people in-vision a Kong-like ape would fight, they look rather stupid and un-experinced in breaking anything.

The gorillas wouldn't banned up to fight the lion, or else gorillas would have been documented tearing leopards to shreds any time a leopard raids and decimates a gorilla village, or any other animal in fact...the lion against these 10 gorillas in a everland korea type enviorment would just day by day the lion will have a good food source for a month of fresh ape meat to get fat from.

I think you're taking this shit far too seriously but I gotta hand it to you, you put up a hell of an argument. :thumbsup:

LOL

Silver Prime
07-31-2013, 05:37 PM
I think you're taking this shit far too seriously but I gotta hand it to you, you put up a hell of an argument. :thumbsup:

LOL

lol Nah, its just the basics...No biggie.

BudAshes
07-31-2013, 05:49 PM
lol Nah, its just the basics...No biggie.

aww he's blushing.

moonbogg
07-31-2013, 05:57 PM
I think one gorilla has a good chance against a lion. Gorillas are absurdly strong and very aggressive, but lions are so fast and they have those claws...hmm, maybe two gorillas would do it, but 10 is extreme overkill.

Silver Prime
07-31-2013, 06:06 PM
aww he's blushing.

Come now, all I have provided was the basics, the credit will go to the real biologist, trainers; experts and zoologist for sharing there info, it just shows how pathetic people like you can be since the data is all over the web, and it takes minutes to look it up.

The problem with guys like you is; your not only insanely ignorant, you are extremely bias and fall into asshole mode because of it either way it will come back 10x fold worse twards you, I go only by what the data emits, not wishful thinking.

I dont need to degrade any animal, since I always put it in forms of educational means an try and stick with factual implimations, I dont insult the animals, I humilate guys like you who do...guys who over hype the one they favor so bad its beyound fictional; its retarded. Kinda like how you hounded the Kodiak bear vs african lion thread and used others opinions who dont know anything on subject and took it in as fact in why a bear should win...lol

Why dont you go and be like Judog make up more idiotic threads of mis-matchs...or should I say; emit ways to make your self look stupid, you think the Kodiak reigns supreme right? Go an make a Fighting bull vs Kodiak bear and see how supreme he really is.

BudAshes
07-31-2013, 06:14 PM
Come now, all I have provided was the basics, the credit will go to the real biologist, trainers; experts and zoologist for sharing there info, it just shows how pathetic people like you can be since the data is all over the web, and it takes minutes to look it up.

The problem with guys like you is; your not only insanely ignorant, you are extremely bias and fall into asshole mode because of it either way it will come back 10x fold worse twards you, I go only by what the data emits, not wishful thinking.

I dont need to degrade any animal, since I always put it in forms of educational means an try and stick with factual implimations, I dont insult the animals, I humilate guys like you who do...guys who over hype the one they favor so bad its beyound fictional; its retarded. Kinda like how you hounded the Kodiak bear vs african lion thread and used others opinions who dont know anything on subject and took it in as fact in why a bear should win...lol

Why dont you go and be like Judog make up more idiotic threads of mis-matchs...or should I say; emit ways to make your self look stupid, you think the Kodiak reigns supreme right? Go an make a Fighting bull vs Kodiak bear and see how supreme he really is.
I love you too :wub:

zinfamous
07-31-2013, 07:59 PM
Hmmmmm, so the fight is...

100 shitty lagers vs 3 decent beers.

100 shitty lagers win!

:D

Silver Prime
07-31-2013, 08:15 PM
:D

Actualy....2 years or so back, my anty gave us a pair of 12 cases of beer from around the world, she worked for a distributing company, we tasted each different case of its pair, and they were so horible we had a hard time in finishing some, we left them there for months until my neighbor asked to have a few every so often...we ended up buying Budweiser instead of drinking the free random shiit loger/beer, and laughing every time a commercial of one of those brands was aired on Tv acting like it was good, since people dont know that quality beats quanity to those who it matters to.

XD XD

Edit:

And I've tasted around 50 different types of bear so far, and I can honestly say my ranking of top 5 would be...

1st Place: Budweiser
2nd: Corona
3rd: Heineken
4th: Stienlager
5th: Rolling rock

The rest are shit, and I'd only drink others if some one else pay'd for it, unless I know exactly how it taste; I might even refuse the drink even if it was from a hot dame, (Happen a few times already at bars near U.H) I asked them to swap the beer, because I already know its crap. Corona would be almost a tie at 1st, but since I can get in a case of Bud to every clear C 12 pack, then bud is at number 1, not to mention I punish bud more then any other beer, its sorta of the beer of choice, and its title written on the bottles label says...

The King of beers.
https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/8/81/A_bottle_of_Budweiser.JPG/450px-A_bottle_of_Budweiser.JPG

lol

readymix
07-31-2013, 08:24 PM
lions are members of seal team six, end of story.

zinfamous
07-31-2013, 08:49 PM
And I've tasted around 50 different types of bear so far, and I can honestly say my ranking of top 5 would be...

1st Place: Budweiser
2nd: Corona
3rd: Heineken
4th: Stienlager
5th: Rolling rock

The rest are shit, and I'd only drink others if some one else pay'd for it, unless I know exactly how it taste; I might even refuse the drink even if it was from a hot dame, (Happen a few times already at bars near U.H) I asked them to swap the beer, because I already know its crap. Corona would be almost a tie at 1st, but since I can get in a case of Bud to every clear C 12 pack, then bud is at number 1, not to mention I punish bud more then any other beer, its sorta of the beer of choice, and its title written on the bottles label says...

The King of beers.

lol

wow...and I thought your science and logic was pure shit.

it seems your beer taste is just outright abysmal.

D:

Silver Prime
07-31-2013, 08:58 PM
wow...and I thought your science and logic was pure shit.

it seems your beer taste is just outright abysmal.

D:

pah, Ive seen the beers you've mentioned, so you shouldn't talk, on a note, I'm not alone, growing up here in oahu, I've seen almost every one with Budweiser as there beer of choice, even at college at UH thousands of off island people prefer bud, in fact Bud is one of the leading beer companys around the world, so what the fuck are you talking about.

My science I link too, are unmatched in quanity and quality on those subjects I debate on, none have been disputed by anyone, and my sig proves it... an my logic is still alot higher then some dumb fucking red neck inbred named Zinfamous...who has no teeth left and had his dad blew a tranny. (as stated by you)

XD

BudAshes
07-31-2013, 10:37 PM
pah, Ive seen the beers you've mentioned, so you shouldn't talk, on a note, I'm not alone, growing up here in oahu, I've seen almost every one with Budweiser as there beer of choice, even at college at UH thousands of off island people prefer bud, in fact Bud is one of the leading beer companys around the world, so what the fuck are you talking about.

My science I link too, are unmatched in quanity and quality on those subjects I debate on, none have been disputed by anyone, and my sig proves it... an my logic is still alot higher then some dumb fucking red neck inbred named Zinfamous...who has no teeth left and had his dad blew a tranny. (as stated by you)

XD

McDonalds is everywhere, so it is the best food too.

*edit* also tone down the language. I know you want to get banned because you are tired of getting destroyed by my seamless logic but I'd prefer you didn't.

zinfamous
07-31-2013, 11:02 PM
pah, Ive seen the beers you've mentioned, so you shouldn't talk, on a note, I'm not alone, growing up here in oahu, I've seen almost every one with Budweiser as there beer of choice, even at college at UH thousands of off island people prefer bud, in fact Bud is one of the leading beer companys around the world, so what the fuck are you talking about.

My science I link too, are unmatched in quanity and quality on those subjects I debate on, none have been disputed by anyone, and my sig proves it... an my logic is still alot higher then some dumb fucking red neck inbred named Zinfamous...who has no teeth left and had his dad blew a tranny. (as stated by you)

XD

hahaha.

either you're pure trolling, or you truly are dumber than a bag of hammers.

no one can possibly be this bad at context. jesus h christ, dude.

alkemyst
08-01-2013, 12:20 AM
hahaha.

either you're pure trolling, or you truly are dumber than a bag of hammers.

no one can possibly be this bad at context. jesus h christ, dude.

In all fairness, Budweiser has long controlled the top 2 beers sold.

Last year Coors took the number 2 spot from them.

Bud Light is still #1, no matter how you queer beer types want to deny that.

Coors Light is #2.

I used to drink Guinness Stout (Extra Stout, real deal shit). Even put up their labels as a border to my home gym.

Now I just milk Mich Ultras.

Silver Prime
08-01-2013, 12:34 AM
In all fairness, Budweiser has long controlled the top 2 beers sold.

Last year Coors took the number 2 spot from them.

Bud Light is still #1, no matter how you queer beer types want to deny that.

Coors Light is #2.

I used to drink Guinness Stout (Extra Stout, real deal shit). Even put up their labels as a border to my home gym.

Now I just milk Mich Ultras.

Bud light I would have thought would be a alt beer as for Budweiser, so It counts in there as Bud, all the old timers eventualy switch to bud light because they like the taste but cant handle or just dont wanna get as drunk as when they were younger...as they say; bud-light...All-night, just like me with Bud-platinum...its a bit too heavy, I get hang overs as I did with my younger days with Budweiser, so I'm inbetween with Bud as a safety net.

But as for Coor's and Michalos Ultra...they are definitely in the top 10 along with some of the 40's beers like Mickeys, old english, real steel 244.

alkemyst
08-01-2013, 01:17 AM
Bud light I would have thought would be a alt beer as for Budweiser, so It counts in there as Bud, all the old timers eventualy switch to bud light because they like the taste but cant handle or just dont wanna get as drunk as when they were younger...as they say; bud-light...All-night, just like me with Bud-platinum...its a bit too heavy, I get hang overs as I did with my younger days with Budweiser, so I'm inbetween with Bud as a safety net.

But as for Coor's and Michalos Ultra...they are definitely in the top 10 along with some of the 40's beers like Mickeys, old english, real steel 244.

I am thinking you are playing devil's advocate. Mickeys and Old English don't top charts. Ghetto beer.

If your are talking world beers, 2013 data

Snow Beer/SABMiller
Tsingtao/Tsingtao Brewery Company Ltd
Budweiser/AB InBev
Yanjing Beer/Beijing Yanjing Beer Group Corporation
Bud Light/AB InBev
Corona Extra/AB InBev
Skol/Carlsberg Breweries
Heineken/Heineken International
Coors Light/Molson Coors
Brahma/AB InBev

Love our American Brewery folks making the list!

For American Beers 2012, top 10+
Bud Light
Budweiser
Coors Light
Miller Lite
Natural Lite
Busch Lite
Busch
Mich Ultra
Miller High Life
Keystone Lite
Bud Light Lime
Ice House
Pabst Blue Ribbon
Bud Ice Light
Yuengling
Bud Light Platinum
Steel Reserve
Blue Moon
Coors

Best "perceived" American brands (may be from non-drinkers though)
Samuel Adams
Budweiser
Dos Equis
Bud Light
Corona
Heineken
Guinness
Stella Artois
Yuengling
Coors Light

Personally beer is a cheap arena, like pizza and hamburgers/hot dogs. Yet many people want to turn beer into wines/champagnes, pizza and the hamburgers/hot dogs into Filets, T-Bones, Lobster, Caviar and Sushi.

Silver Prime
08-01-2013, 01:59 AM
I am thinking you are playing devil's advocate. Mickeys and Old English don't top charts. Ghetto beer.

If your are talking world beers, 2013 data

Snow Beer/SABMiller
Tsingtao/Tsingtao Brewery Company Ltd
Budweiser/AB InBev
Yanjing Beer/Beijing Yanjing Beer Group Corporation
Bud Light/AB InBev
Corona Extra/AB InBev
Skol/Carlsberg Breweries
Heineken/Heineken International
Coors Light/Molson Coors
Brahma/AB InBev

Love our American Brewery folks making the list!

For American Beers 2012, top 10+
Bud Light
Budweiser
Coors Light
Miller Lite
Natural Lite
Busch Lite
Busch
Mich Ultra
Miller High Life
Keystone Lite
Bud Light Lime
Ice House
Pabst Blue Ribbon
Bud Ice Light
Yuengling
Bud Light Platinum
Steel Reserve
Blue Moon
Coors

Best "perceived" American brands (may be from non-drinkers though)
Samuel Adams
Budweiser
Dos Equis
Bud Light
Corona
Heineken
Guinness
Stella Artois
Yuengling
Coors Light

Personally beer is a cheap arena, like pizza and hamburgers/hot dogs. Yet many people want to turn beer into wines/champagnes, pizza and the hamburgers/hot dogs into Filets, T-Bones, Lobster, Caviar and Sushi.

As for me branding them, they use to get me ripper than most other beers in half the time; so they are top tier for me atleast and thanks for the correction, its steal reserve, not real steal, XD XD, as for world wide sales; eventualy everyone will like what they like, so I'm glad I see alot of Bud up there, but as I mentioned, I count all Bud stamped beer just Bud (Usually).

The rest I like to a degree, samuel adams winter is the only good one, all the rest like wheat and october sucks. Awesome list to know what I like is considred top tier to most since I was only bluffing with saying stuff like the world likes Bud...XD XD XD.

But mostly every one here only drinks them Bud=Brown bottles or Heiniken=Green bottles, its sort of a rivalry down here, wasent playing about UH though; you could bank some serious cash in the bottle/can 5 cent refund with the brown bottles people leave around after they drink...

but I stick with good oh Bud. ^_^

Paladin3
08-01-2013, 02:07 AM
Assuming all the animals are acting according to their normal nature, the only way this fight would even occur would be for the lion to be outrageously hungry and desperate enough to go after one of the gorillas.

If the lion attacked from ambush or ran down its target, it would have to succeed in first getting a throat hold on the gorilla, and then be able to hold out against the bashing the gorilla would be giving it for a good 1-2 minutes while it attempts to suffocate the prey. I'm not sure a lion could put up with that amount of abuse, so I'd give the fight to the gorilla, who will do enough damage to the lion to either escape or possibly even kill it.

Now, if instead we assume all these animals have all been to MMA camp and are extremely aggressive (not to mention smarter than the average bear) then the lion has zero chance. The gorillas will run him down, surround him and take turns pummeling him as they run by, never once grappling with the lion to give him a chance to use his claws, rake or bite attack.

Wait...did someone say something about beer?

WelshBloke
08-01-2013, 02:22 AM
Personally beer is a cheap arena, like pizza and hamburgers/hot dogs. Yet many people want to turn beer into wines/champagnes, pizza and the hamburgers/hot dogs into Filets, T-Bones, Lobster, Caviar and Sushi.

Up to you if you want to drink cheap, mass produced beer but don't pretend that your reasons for drinking it are any different to someone who drinks cheap fizzy "wine" instead of champagne.

alkemyst
08-01-2013, 02:25 AM
Up to you if you want to drink cheap, mass produced beer but don't pretend that your reasons for drinking it are any different to someone who drinks cheap fizzy "wine" instead of champagne.

You are missing the argument.

Beer is supposed to be cheap. Now Blokes are failed into thinking it's a penthouse drink.

Personally I don't like most of the Champagnes. I like Martini-Rossi Asti.

BudAshes
08-01-2013, 02:27 AM
You are missing the argument.

Beer is supposed to be cheap. Now Blokes are failed into thinking it's a penthouse drink.

Personally I don't like most of the Champagnes. I like Martini-Rossi Asti.

He's not missing it, it's just fucking stupid like everything else you have ever said on this forum. lol.

WelshBloke
08-01-2013, 02:38 AM
... Beer is supposed to be cheap. Now Blokes are failed into thinking it's a penthouse drink.

No, cheap beer is supposed to be cheap, in the same way cheap wine is supposed to be cheap.

Personally I don't like most of the Champagnes. I like Martini-Rossi Asti.

Well there we are then, you don't have any functioning tastebuds. :p

alkemyst
08-01-2013, 02:41 AM
He's not missing it, it's just fucking stupid like everything else you have ever said on this forum. lol.

He has to brew his own beer. That is fucking stupid.

You hate me because I am always right and you are wishing to be beyond me.

I contribute a lot to this forum since I know we have members here that live in reality.

Just completed a trade yesterday for some makeup pencils that dudes like you said "why post about makeup here?" Got a discontinued Estee Lauder item for .25 cents on the dollar.

Holla at your boy.

BudAshes
08-01-2013, 03:33 AM
He has to brew his own beer. That is fucking stupid.

You hate me because I am always right and you are wishing to be beyond me.

I contribute a lot to this forum since I know we have members here that live in reality.

Just completed a trade yesterday for some makeup pencils that dudes like you said "why post about makeup here?" Got a discontinued Estee Lauder item for .25 cents on the dollar.

Holla at your boy.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xJMD5R8stRc

Is that you alky? Janitor with the m3.

*edit* also I don't want you to think I hate you. I don't hate anyone here anymore than I hate people in general. I actually think you would be fairly entertaining in real life, you just post like a dipshit and I can't help but make fun of you.

Silver Prime
08-01-2013, 03:35 AM
Up to you if you want to drink cheap, mass produced beer but don't pretend that your reasons for drinking it are any different to someone who drinks cheap fizzy "wine" instead of champagne.

Champagne fucking sucks balls, I just drank some again 3 months ago, after poping it open and seeing the bubbly; took a swag, passed it around like 12 people; it came back literaly still full, everyone only took a sip and spat it back out, than I left it on the table and finished my 12 of Bud.

And as for your other post about taste buds, its suppose to be that way; other wise, you only like-ing champagne and wine, makes you look like a pussie who likes getting the runs the next day.

lol

WelshBloke
08-01-2013, 03:46 AM
Champagne fucking sucks balls, I just drank some again 3 months ago, after poping it open and seeing the bubbly; took a swag, passed it around like 12 people; it came back literaly still full, everyone only took a sip and spat it back out, than I left it on the table and finished my 12 of Bud.

Classy.

And as for your other post about taste buds, its suppose to be that way; other wise, you only like-ing champagne and wine, makes you look like a pussie who likes getting the runs the next day.

lol

I've no idea what the hell you're talking about here.

Why would liking champagne give me the runs?
And if you're calling people "pussie" over what they drink you'll have to remember that you're the one that can't seem to handle anything apart from fairly tasteless beer.

BudAshes
08-01-2013, 03:47 AM
Classy.



I've no idea what the hell you're talking about here.

Why would liking champagne give me the runs?
And if you're calling people "pussie" over what they drink you'll have to remember that you're the one that can't seem to handle anything apart from fairly tasteless beer.

12 year old's don't have great taste in stuff.

alkemyst
08-01-2013, 04:00 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xJMD5R8stRc

Is that you alky? Janitor with the m3.

*edit* also I don't want you to think I hate you. I don't hate anyone here anymore than I hate people in general. I actually think you would be fairly entertaining in real life, you just post like a dipshit and I can't help but make fun of you.

I post like I live day to day.

Please don't play a retard.

Silver Prime
08-01-2013, 04:06 AM
Assuming all the animals are acting according to their normal nature, the only way this fight would even occur would be for the lion to be outrageously hungry and desperate enough to go after one of the gorillas.

The lion dosent have to be desperate, he takles animals that dwarf the world record silver backs... size, ferocity, power, agression and ability to kill by 2-10x fold...
http://teamauthority.myfastforum.org/ftopic623-0-asc-30.php

The Gorilla is weaker, slower, less-agressive and smaller than all of those animals, it would literaly be a mismatch if it was one on one.


If the lion attacked from ambush or ran down its target, it would have to succeed in first getting a throat hold on the gorilla, and then be able to hold out against the bashing the gorilla would be giving it for a good 1-2 minutes while it attempts to suffocate the prey. I'm not sure a lion could put up with that amount of abuse, so I'd give the fight to the gorilla, who will do enough damage to the lion to either escape or possibly even kill it.

Ambush? How, he lives in the open savanah mostly now, his days of the King of the Jungles of India is almost up. The lion is known by many sources (which I have on hand) as a fighter, not a hunter; he dosent just ambush and assasinates like the rest of the cat family, he chooses to to take head on his opponents.

The lion is alot more durable then the gorilla, since he has 20 razor sharp claws that can all be out into play, and if any of them make any contact toppled with a force that can break a zebras neck with a well placed blow would be devistating to a gorilla, bleeding to death is a major factor to exaustion; which the lion is the athlete here, not the clumsy gorilla.

You've actually never seen a lion in action (fighting) have you, let me tell you; its a thing of beauty, cant say the same about silver backs fighting...other than fictional King kong movies, lol...A lion would overwhelm a gorilla too much, leopards as I linked a few pages back, can do the job, the lion is the big cats most superior fighter next to the tigers supremes hunting skills, I would never favor a gorilla when they get decimated all day by 120 pound cats, thats being respctively honest and not down grading since all the animals that showed game to lions are rare events; on average stuff like badgers who some times scare the occaisonal curious juvi would get eatin by a smaller cub who has the will to oppose.


Now, if instead we assume all these animals have all been to MMA camp and are extremely aggressive (not to mention smarter than the average bear) then the lion has zero chance. The gorillas will run him down, surround him and take turns pummeling him as they run by, never once grappling with the lion to give him a chance to use his claws, rake or bite attack.

Wait...did someone say something about beer?

Man is incredibly smarter than any gorilla; ever, yet hand to hand a man would be a screaming mess against even a 2 year old lion if he choses to kill you. Tigers, lions and leopards clear out villages of hundreds when they are on the attack, you'd think people would say, ahh, we are 100's he is just one...attack!...But its more like, RUN!

lol

Silver Prime
08-01-2013, 04:11 AM
Classy.



I've no idea what the hell you're talking about here.

Why would liking champagne give me the runs?
And if you're calling people "pussie" over what they drink you'll have to remember that you're the one that can't seem to handle anything apart from fairly tasteless beer.

Tasteless? The numbers are in, appearntly Bud is the worlds prefered choice, seems like you are the only one that has shit for brains taste buds.

Give me a break, everyone I see with a hang over from wine and C' all have the runs, thats what happens when you drink rotten fruits which is essentialy what wine is made up of.

Silver Prime
08-01-2013, 04:16 AM
12 year old's don't have great taste in stuff.

hey if it makes you feel better to think you are consistantly owned by a 12 year old, then hey...more power to you tard.

WelshBloke
08-01-2013, 04:36 AM
Tasteless? The numbers are in, appearntly Bud is the worlds prefered choice, seems like you are the only one that has shit for brains taste buds.

I think it's pretty self evident that bud is fairly tasteless, even people who like it would say that.

Give me a break, everyone I see with a hang over from wine and C' all have the runs, thats what happens when you drink rotten fruits which is essentialy what wine is made up of.

You obviously need to stop hanging around with so many pussies.

BudAshes
08-01-2013, 04:40 AM
Tasteless? The numbers are in, appearntly Bud is the worlds prefered choice, seems like you are the only one that has shit for brains taste buds.

Give me a break, everyone I see with a hang over from wine and C' all have the runs, thats what happens when you drink rotten fruits which is essentialy what wine is made up of.

Only a 12 year old wouldn't know that all alcohol is created by fermentation of an organic substance.

Silver Prime
08-01-2013, 04:41 AM
Only a 12 year old wouldn't know that all alcohol is created by fermentation of an organic substance.

Wine=Rotten Grapes. :)

WelshBloke
08-01-2013, 04:43 AM
Wine=Rotten Grapes. :)

Beer=rotten grain?

BudAshes
08-01-2013, 04:45 AM
Wine=Rotten Grapes. :)

Well you are sort of in the ballpark for once. Have a cookie.

Silver Prime
08-01-2013, 04:45 AM
I think it's pretty self evident that bud is fairly tasteless, even people who like it would say that.



You obviously need to stop hanging around with so many pussies.

And you need to get some Pussie, because not even girly girls drink that bullshit here.

Whaw man, I just cant in-vision the gangstas you be hanging around with drinking wine.

Thanks mate; that made my night.

XD XD XD XD

WelshBloke
08-01-2013, 04:51 AM
And you need to get some Pussie, because not even girly girls drink that bullshit here.

Not surprising as they seem to start spitting it out and shitting themselves at the taste of anything different.

Whaw man, I just cant in-vision the gangstas you be hanging around with drinking wine.

Firstly why would I hang around with gangsters?
Secondly you think gangsters sit around drinking bud out of the bottle.

You have very low rent gangsters round there then. Honestly what's the point in being a gangster if you have to drink the cheap shit?

Thanks mate; that made my night.

XD XD XD XD

You need to go find some excitement somewhere if that made your night.

Silver Prime
08-01-2013, 05:04 AM
Beer=rotten grain?

Rotten? You can brew beer in 1/10th the time it takes to fragment wine=let it rot...not to mention the quality of its taste is in how fresh it is, you must of have been going around partys and drinking others open cans that was sitting aroud for hours if you think bud is tasteless XD XD, in fact its probably the most tasteful to put any beer in comparison to bud, thats why people like it idiot, unless people like eating steak because its tasteless, eating chacolete becuase its tasteless, drinking juice because its tasetless, coffee because its tasteless. lol

So basicaly the most prefered beer on the planet, is because people like to drink something thats tasteless? Whoa man, all this talk about how superior your intellect is and insulting others...mm he he ha hah aaahh, fucking classic, your just a troll and a fucking moron.

The amount of time it last should tell you whats preffered, beer now days last no longer than 10 minutes once you pop it, after it gets dull; not just because its fiz and bullbie like soda, but how its prepared, before a beer could last a half an hour open; what do you eat day to day, fresh picked fruits and vegatables or rotton ones? Please dont answer that, becuase you are starting to remind of those dumpster divers on the discovery or A&E channel a few months back....Kuwa! Wine can last longer by hundreds of years, at the point you arnt getting drunk, your just poisoning yourself getting loopey, sickly and stupider by the minute, try and drink a 200 year old bottle of wine all by your self and tank the whole thing; you'd never wake back up, if you dont belive...

Why dont you try it, Mr Bud is tasteless.

Silver Prime
08-01-2013, 05:15 AM
Not surprising as they seem to start spitting it out and shitting themselves at the taste of anything different.



Firstly why would I hang around with gangsters?
Secondly you think gangsters sit around drinking bud out of the bottle.

They spit out sometimes an have the runs, on your face. XD

From what I've seen...yes. Never seen a gansta drinking wine...and please, be down to earth, you know I dont mean a gun-slinging criminal when I say gansta; you just cant handle when people see you talking they know your a pencil neck queer that as soon as you leave the computer you'll take a few sips of you pussie wine then go do the waltz with martha, or in your case the waltz with Bobby.

You have very low rent gangsters round there then. Honestly what's the point in being a gangster if you have to drink the cheap shit?



You need to go find some excitement somewhere if that made your night.

You dont have to be rich to be a gangsta, in fact; what I precived it as; they are the poor'st of the socioty, yet for you; you probably will get all negative with the word; most likely a stuck up typical white lamo...no not mis-spelling Laugh my ass off, just a lamo like lame.

lol

No you made my night becuase how I observed how you carry'd your self in all the conversations we had prior, gotta say, you paint a marvelous picture in how you look like, Sir Jeffery.

XD

WelshBloke
08-01-2013, 05:15 AM
...

You have no idea what you're talking about do you?

Silver Prime
08-01-2013, 05:29 AM
You have no idea what you're talking about do you?

Oh? The stupid game, where you have nothing left but to troll and act like a dumb fuck?


No your Honor...I do. ;)

WelshBloke
08-01-2013, 05:32 AM
Oh? The stupid game, where you have nothing left but to troll and act like a dumb fuck?


No your Honor...I do. ;)

I'm not calling you stupid, I'm saying that you have no idea what you're talking about.

WelshBloke
08-01-2013, 05:34 AM
They spit out sometimes an have the runs, on your face. XD

From what I've seen...yes. Never seen a gansta drinking wine...and please, be down to earth, you know I dont mean a gun-slinging criminal when I say gansta; you just cant handle when people see you talking they know your a pencil neck queer that as soon as you leave the computer you'll take a few sips of you pussie wine then go do the waltz with martha, or in your case the waltz with Bobby.



You dont have to be rich to be a gangsta, in fact; what I precived it as; they are the poor'st of the socioty, yet for you; you probably will get all negative with the word; most likely a stuck up typical white lamo...no not mis-spelling Laugh my ass off, just a lamo like lame.

lol

No you made my night becuase how I observed how you carry'd your self in all the conversations we had prior, gotta say, you paint a marvelous picture in how you look like, Sir Jeffery.

XD

Ahhh, ok. Now I'm going to call you stupid. Also thin skinned, ignorant and insecure.

Silver Prime
08-01-2013, 05:46 AM
What, no I'm calling you stupid, thin skinned; ignorant and insecure...shit we all have been, you just cant seem to get it.


You see...see...SEE...Nothin.

I'm good buddie, have fun derailing threads like you usualy do, and good luck in being the biggest and dumbest troll I have ever seen;

Troll on:http://mobth1239.photobucket.com/albums/ff503/ViolenceVintage/Glee%20Gif/th_tumblr_ljpyncVJyk1qdjxpm.gif?t=1302945972

dust
08-01-2013, 06:07 AM
In before the next post!

Zeze
08-01-2013, 07:41 AM
Wow look at the flamefest.

WelshBloke
08-01-2013, 08:16 AM
What, no I'm calling you stupid, thin skinned; ignorant and insecure...shit we all have been , you just cant seem to get it.


Oh god, you're bringing your imaginary friends into this again aren't you.

Listen we've already told you that the voices in your head don't count. They aren't real.







Wow look at the flamefest.

:D

BladeVenom
08-01-2013, 09:04 AM
Tasteless? The numbers are in, appearntly Bud is the worlds prefered choice,


The numbers are in, water is more popular than Bud. So that means water tastes better.

zinfamous
08-01-2013, 09:24 AM
Being that Silver Prime has been all over the interwebs posting the exact same copy-pasted trollbaits and blithe nonsense that exposes nothing but an individual who is fundamentally detached from the world of rational thought, I would like to suggest to the ATOTers that we are dealing with one of the original trolls here.

It is just too painfully obvious, I think, that no one is this fucking dumb. Think about it: Not a god damn person who believes these things would be capable of logging on to the internets, right?

what is going on here...

Juddog
08-01-2013, 09:33 AM
Being that Silver Prime has been all over the interwebs posting the exact same copy-pasted trollbaits and blithe nonsense that exposes nothing but an individual who is fundamentally detached from the world of rational thought, I would like to suggest to the ATOTers that we are dealing with one of the original trolls here.

It is just too painfully obvious, I think, that no one is this fucking dumb. Think about it: Not a god damn person who believes these things would be capable of logging on to the internets, right?

what is going on here...

Nah there are plenty of people that put enough mental energy into something to the point that it becomes like cement in their brain. Nothing short of a massive mental trauma is capable of getting someone at this point to change their mind (e.g. car accident, or seeing a friend blown to shreds in war, etc..) They aren't trolling; their mental process is simply completely sealed shut.

In the troll archetype, this is referred to as "head like stone".

BudAshes
08-01-2013, 02:04 PM
Nah there are plenty of people that put enough mental energy into something to the point that it becomes like cement in their brain. Nothing short of a massive mental trauma is capable of getting someone at this point to change their mind (e.g. car accident, or seeing a friend blown to shreds in war, etc..) They aren't trolling; their mental process is simply completely sealed shut.

In the troll archetype, this is referred to as "head like stone".

He's a genius, you guys are just so many standard deviations below his IQ you can't understand him.

JTsyo
08-01-2013, 02:33 PM
The lion dosent have to be desperate, he takles animals that dwarf the world record silver backs... size, ferocity, power, agression and ability to kill by 2-10x fold...
http://teamauthority.myfastforum.org/ftopic623-0-asc-30.php

The Gorilla is weaker, slower, less-agressive and smaller than all of those animals, it would literaly be a mismatch if it was one on one.



Ambush? How, he lives in the open savanah mostly now, his days of the King of the Jungles of India is almost up. The lion is known by many sources (which I have on hand) as a fighter, not a hunter; he dosent just ambush and assasinates like the rest of the cat family, he chooses to to take head on his opponents.

The lion is alot more durable then the gorilla, since he has 20 razor sharp claws that can all be out into play, and if any of them make any contact toppled with a force that can break a zebras neck with a well placed blow would be devistating to a gorilla, bleeding to death is a major factor to exaustion; which the lion is the athlete here, not the clumsy gorilla.

You've actually never seen a lion in action (fighting) have you, let me tell you; its a thing of beauty, cant say the same about silver backs fighting...other than fictional King kong movies, lol...A lion would overwhelm a gorilla too much, leopards as I linked a few pages back, can do the job, the lion is the big cats most superior fighter next to the tigers supremes hunting skills, I would never favor a gorilla when they get decimated all day by 120 pound cats, thats being respctively honest and not down grading since all the animals that showed game to lions are rare events; on average stuff like badgers who some times scare the occaisonal curious juvi would get eatin by a smaller cub who has the will to oppose.



Man is incredibly smarter than any gorilla; ever, yet hand to hand a man would be a screaming mess against even a 2 year old lion if he choses to kill you. Tigers, lions and leopards clear out villages of hundreds when they are on the attack, you'd think people would say, ahh, we are 100's he is just one...attack!...But its more like, RUN!

lol

The leopard is attacking a gorilla troop, that's mostly females and children. Same thing with lion attacks on villages. If the lions were attacking an organized force, they would have no chance. If the villagers decide the lions are a menace and needs to be eliminated, that pride of lions would be gone. But people let them live because of our mercy, not the lions hunting skill.

Silver Prime
08-01-2013, 05:43 PM
Being that Silver Prime has been all over the interwebs posting the exact same copy-pasted trollbaits and blithe nonsense that exposes nothing but an individual who is fundamentally detached from the world of rational thought, I would like to suggest to the ATOTers that we are dealing with one of the original trolls here.

It is just too painfully obvious, I think, that no one is this fucking dumb. Think about it: Not a god damn person who believes these things would be capable of logging on to the internets, right?

what is going on here...

C'mon mate, you know whats going on here; a bunch of butt hurt trolls are gathering together to make themselves feel better...All the ownage obviously takes a toll on your average trolling, then it manifest into something completely different, your insecerity sky rockets so you idiots do what ever it takes to follow up on the butt hurt.

Me posting the same shit? How so, my data is constantly growing, I am consistantly adding in new material, new sources, new links, new alibies; experts opinions, photos of both next to the other, accounts, historical artifacts. Its not the same, its constantly evolving, its just short of 400 sources, but is still no where complete, that way people can learn the truth instead of some bias fanatical losers obsession with spreading lies.

Everyone eventualy talks about something similar on forums, I made a mistake in trying to find information on some half ass forums and paid the price, I ran into trolls and assholes like you, I dont grow the searching like that anymore, I havent added on any more forums or any other lounge talk about it only the ones I have already previously been a part of...and I've seen over 100 forums that I dident par-take in the main L vs T, so I havent posted in 3/10ths just by memory and I'm sure theres tons of other forums with the same topic as well.

You dont know why I'm doing this; and I have explained it too many times already, I dont even care what idiots like you do on your free time, but I do enjoy how much butt hurtness comes out of you tards.

All i can say is troll on, I love the fact that I have all 4 of you in my pocket, since all you did was troll, lie, act like assholes, try and derail threads, show your Iq is below average, show how insecure, ignorant and straight up douche bags you guys are, so Troll on bro, I'm not into turning people in to mods, that aint my style...so I will allow the likes of you morons to keep humilating your selves.

Good luck :)

Silver Prime
08-01-2013, 06:32 PM
The leopard is attacking a gorilla troop, that's mostly females and children. Same thing with lion attacks on villages. If the lions were attacking an organized force, they would have no chance. If the villagers decide the lions are a menace and needs to be eliminated, that pride of lions would be gone. But people let them live because of our mercy, not the lions hunting skill.

I've showed abstracts of the autopsy showing it was a male gorilla killed in a struggle with a leopard, and it came out it was healthy; not a sick, weak, old gorilla but a prime specimen...and many more follow ups on leopard predation on gorillas was in that link.

Organized force? I guess where you live, you strap your selves up lion killing gear every day then; funny you dont seem to live in lion territory do you? Its random buddie, they come as they please, talk is cheap for people who dont get to experince these type of events, not to mention there are laws that protect these animals now since they are in the indangered list.

Tigers have been doing that for years, no one just rialed the mob up and faced him head on, they would clean out villages of hundreds...

Hundreds of people running in terror>>>>>Your ridculous opinion just a few people can/should stand up to one.

Zeze
08-01-2013, 06:44 PM
http://imageshack.us/a/img853/338/popcornz.gif

Silver Prime
08-01-2013, 06:49 PM
http://imageshack.us/a/img853/338/popcornz.gif


I noticed you aint got no Muchi crunch or futi kaki in that pop corn?

[Insta Edit:]

Motha foker, I'm going to pop up some pop corn right now too.

lol

Silver Prime
08-01-2013, 06:54 PM
Son of a bitch!

No pop corn in the cabinet.

XD XD

DixyCrat
08-01-2013, 07:03 PM
hahaha.

either you're pure trolling, or you truly are dumber than a bag of hammers.

no one can possibly be this bad at context. jesus h christ, dude.

He had no way of knowing that Jesus was the context of your comment;

So you think he's stupid because he doesn't' believe in Jesus... that's disgusting.

Silver Prime
08-01-2013, 08:57 PM
http://th08.deviantart.net/fs70/PRE/f/2013/180/8/9/animals_by_sameerprehistorica-d6b6z23.jpg

lol and just to think, the lion has been documented killing every animal in this picture short of the Bison, Gorilla; and the blue whale.

What has the gorilla killed? Nothing short from vegatables and fruits.

To bad there isint a similar pic that shows a lion and gorilla next to the other; to show that the gorilla next to a lion looks rather small since on average and at max we are looking at a 100-200 pound advantage for the lion.

zinfamous
08-01-2013, 09:30 PM
100 kitten-sized Silver Primes vs 1 normal size GED-equivalent 19 year-old landscaping professional?

Silver Prime
08-01-2013, 09:32 PM
100 kitten-sized Silver Primes vs 1 normal size GED-equivalent 19 year-old landscaping professional?

How about, 100 slaps vs Zinfamous face?

lol

CanOWorms
08-01-2013, 09:42 PM
A Pygmy marmoset, the smallest monkey in the world, can take on a lion. I don't see why a pack of 10 gorillas would have a problem.

Zhou Xu, the famous 2nd century wildlife chronicler, witnessed 23 prides of lions hunted down and eradicated by a single hyena.

Ali Al-Zanzauda, perhaps the world's first zoologist, witnessed prides of lions killed by single zebras.

When you see or read about a lion take down another animal, the other animal is usually physically sick. For example, lions can usually only kill a diabetic or obese zebra. Or they can only kill mentally sick, depressed zebras that have lost the will to live. These animals offer themselves to the lions. They're not really hunted down in an even fight.

Silver Prime
08-01-2013, 09:47 PM
Links?

CanOWorms
08-01-2013, 09:52 PM
Links?

Links? Is this a joke?

I have physical, dusty, rare, out-of-print scholarly tomes. How does one link to a handwritten 3rd century transcript of "Zebras of the Western Trade Routes"? Most of these texts haven't even been translated into English.

zinfamous
08-01-2013, 09:52 PM
Links?

pruf that it happent:


http://www.sfgate.com/blogs/images/sfgate/pets/2008/10/30/donkey-elephant-1.jpg

CanOWorms
08-01-2013, 09:56 PM
pruf that it happent:


http://www.sfgate.com/blogs/images/sfgate/pets/2008/10/30/donkey-elephant-1.jpg

That looks like a fine, non-diabetic equine.

Silver Prime
08-01-2013, 09:59 PM
pruf that it happent:


http://www.sfgate.com/blogs/images/sfgate/pets/2008/10/30/donkey-elephant-1.jpg

There are many anecdotes of horses killing grizzlys, many documentations of black donkeys killing tigers; many fables of mules kicking the shit out of lions, where did I ever say thats impossible, huh num nuts?

Man you're fucking one dumb cunt, he stated a Single Zebra killed a Pride of lions...you just aided proof of something entirely different and stated it was the one he was talking about.


Now I really wanna slap the fuck out of you.

Silver Prime
08-01-2013, 10:02 PM
Links? Is this a joke?

I have physical, dusty, rare, out-of-print scholarly tomes. How does one link to a handwritten 3rd century transcript of "Zebras of the Western Trade Routes"? Most of these texts haven't even been translated into English.


I dident ask for the actual remnent or scripture in artifact form, I asked for a link in where you read or got the information from you twat.

CanOWorms
08-01-2013, 10:02 PM
There are many anecdotes of horses killing grizzlys, many documentations of black donkeys killing tigers; many fables of mules kicking the shit out of lions, where did I ever say thats impossible, huh num nuts?

Man you're fucking one dumb cunt, he stated a Single Zebra killed a Pride of lions...you just aided proof of something entirely different and stated it was the one he was talking about.


Now I really wanna slap the fuck out of you.

Are you saying that Ali Al-Zanzauda was a liar?

CanOWorms
08-01-2013, 10:04 PM
I dident ask for the actual remnent or scripture in artifact form, I asked for a link in where you read or got the information from you twat.

I said where I got them from: "I have physical, dusty, rare, out-of-print scholarly tomes."

These books are on my shelf in my office. Some are in a safe environmental clean room so that they will be preserved for future generations. Some of us get our knowledge from actual sources rather than The Internet.

Silver Prime
08-01-2013, 10:05 PM
Are you saying that Ali Al-Zanzauda was a liar?

No, I'm just saying you're a lying twat since you have no links.

CanOWorms
08-01-2013, 10:08 PM
No, I'm just saying you're a lying twat since you have no links.

Well then. Where are your scholarly tomes? How come you haven't cited Al-Zanzauda, Zhou Xu, or even Hasdrubalan?

Silver Prime
08-01-2013, 10:09 PM
Well then. Where are your scholarly tomes? How come you haven't cited Al-Zanzauda, Zhou Xu, or even Hasdrubalan?

I have my own sources. You have none.

CanOWorms
08-01-2013, 10:15 PM
I have my own sources. You have none.

Your sources look like they're from Geocities or Tripod type of websites.

I have Al-Zanzauda, Zhou Xu, and Hasdrubalan. I have Zebras of the Western Trade Routes, Of Lions and the Southern Omo, Treatise on the Defense Mechanisms of Sub-Saharan Herbivores, and The Diabetic-Free Equine: Nature's Might.

zinfamous
08-01-2013, 10:46 PM
There are many anecdotes of horses killing grizzlys, many documentations of black donkeys killing tigers; many fables of mules kicking the shit out of lions, where did I ever say thats impossible, huh num nuts?

Man you're fucking one dumb cunt, he stated a Single Zebra killed a Pride of lions...you just aided proof of something entirely different and stated it was the one he was talking about.


Now I really wanna slap the fuck out of you.

the picter is their. I are u so dumb in your head that you can't see the pruf in front of your bliend eyes!

this is verifieable documented pruf that zebra kills lion!

U must be dumber than rawks!

whawk!

CottonRabbit
08-01-2013, 10:47 PM
Your sources look like they're from Geocities or Tripod type of websites.

I have Al-Zanzauda, Zhou Xu, and Hasdrubalan. I have Zebras of the Western Trade Routes, Of Lions and the Southern Omo, Treatise on the Defense Mechanisms of Sub-Saharan Herbivores, and The Diabetic-Free Equine: Nature's Might.

Ah yes, Zhou Xu, a pioneer in the field. I must add that his observations were corroborated by the writings of Zhang Qian during the Han dynasty.

Such historical accounts of horses trampling lion prides can be found engraved onto stone stele in the Xi'an Beilin Museum. Please visit there if you doubt their authenticity.

https://zh.wikipedia.org/wiki/%E5%BC%A0%E9%AA%9E

Silver Prime
08-01-2013, 10:56 PM
Your sources look like they're from Geocities or Tripod type of websites.

I have Al-Zanzauda, Zhou Xu, and Hasdrubalan. I have Zebras of the Western Trade Routes, Of Lions and the Southern Omo, Treatise on the Defense Mechanisms of Sub-Saharan Herbivores, and The Diabetic-Free Equine: Nature's Might.

And exactly how many centurys are those? 3rd you said, first show me a source and link to any of those so called prides of lions being killed off by single Zebras, then we'll talk.

You have tombs?

lol For starters, we can view some alibies of historians who excavated and studyed numerous time lines of China one of the oldest civilizations as far back as the 6th century and before...

Chinese and buddist; lions dominated the 6th ; 7th and 8th century

"In the year 635 the emperor tai' tsung, received a lion from samarkand, and ordred Yu shih-nan to compose a rhapsody in its honor. The scholar poet turned out a characteristic fu couched in ornate lan-guage, expressing the awe struck attitude of the medieval chinese toward the King of the beast:

It glares its eyes---and lighting flashes,
It vents its voice---and thunder echoes,

It drags away the tiger.
Swallows down the bear,
Splits the rhinocerous,
Cleaves the elephant,

It crushes the mighty guar between gums and palate
It bends the boa snake between finger and palm
http://books.google.com/books?id=9Z7cZ77SqEQC&pg=PA85&lpg=PA84&dq=ainceint+lions+the+most+powerful+animal&ie=ISO-8859-1&output=html

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http://teamauthority.myfastforum.org/ftopic623-0-asc-45.php
http://teamauthority.myfastforum.org/ftopic623-0-asc-30.php

And thats just the basics pushing more than 400 sources in how much the lion dominates the animal Kingdom for a thousand years worth historical significance of a time line from 200 AD all the way to the year 2011; basicaly and almost a 1000 thousand years worth proof, you...you? You dont have a single link to anything of what bullshit is spewing out your mouth.

Just another victim of pure butt hurtness.

CanOWorms
08-01-2013, 11:13 PM
Ah yes, Zhou Xu, a pioneer in the field. I must add that his observations were corroborated by the writings of Zhang Qian during the Han dynasty.

Such historical accounts of horses trampling lion prides can be found engraved onto stone stele in the Xi'an Beilin Museum. Please visit there if you doubt their authenticity.

https://zh.wikipedia.org/wiki/%E5%BC%A0%E9%AA%9E

Great to meet another true scholar of the science.

Silver Prime
08-01-2013, 11:16 PM
Great to meet another true scholar of the science.

Yeah thats what I thought, shut the fuck up you dumb cunt.

CanOWorms
08-01-2013, 11:18 PM
I Have sources of historical documentations portraying...

-Antiques
-Tapestry
-Remnents
-Scriptures
-Paintings
-Engravings
-Books
-Artifacts
-Videos
-Fables
-Legends
-Anecdotes
-Etchings
-Statues
-Art-deco
-Figurines
-Lithographs
-Rhaphsody
-testimonials
-Epigrams
-Abstracts
-newspaper clips

Fables? Legends? So fairy tales are what you consider to be reliable sources of information? We are operating in different planes here. I am involved in the more scholarly pursuits rather than pop culture type of knowledge.

We have:
- Zhang Qian
- Ali Al-Zanzauda
- Zhou Xu
- Hasdrubalan

And let's not forget:
- Zebras of the Western Trade Routes
- Of Lions and the Southern Omo
- Treatise on the Defense Mechanisms of Sub-Saharan Herbivores
- The Diabetic-Free Equine: Nature's Might
- stone stele in the Xi'an Beilin Museum

A non-diabetic and non-obese zebra can kill a lion pride. You've been picking bizarre sources of diabetic, obese, or depressed animals being killed by lions. You're filtering out the fights between healthy animals and lions.

Silver Prime
08-01-2013, 11:21 PM
Fables? Legends? So fairy tales are what you consider to be reliable sources of information? We are operating in different planes here. I am involved in the more scholarly pursuits rather than pop culture type of knowledge.

We have:
- Zhang Qian
- Ali Al-Zanzauda
- Zhou Xu
- Hasdrubalan

And let's not forget:
- Zebras of the Western Trade Routes
- Of Lions and the Southern Omo
- Treatise on the Defense Mechanisms of Sub-Saharan Herbivores
- The Diabetic-Free Equine: Nature's Might
- stone stele in the Xi'an Beilin Museum

Huh! You dont know shit about how any historical document is weighed...C'mon show us that quota of single zebras killing prides of lions...

Wake the fuck up; you've been owned, and you did it to your self, bitch!

DixyCrat
08-01-2013, 11:21 PM
Hasdrubalan (http://www.dorisdiedrich.de/spindel/Faserbuch_Felltiere.pdf)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GWYMh-_VGwo
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1371251/Lion-regrets-making-zebra-cross--lashes-kick-face.html

CanOWorms
08-01-2013, 11:27 PM
Huh! You dont know shit about how any historical document is weighed...C'mon show us that quota of single zebras killing prides of lions...

Wake the fuck up; you've been owned, and you did it to your self, bitch!

I've provided numerous historical sources and scholarly treatises/books/tomes. You've provided fairy tales.

A non-diabetic and non-obese zebra can kill a lion pride. You've been picking bizarre sources of diabetic, obese, or depressed animals being killed by lions. You're filtering out the fights between healthy animals and lions.

CanOWorms
08-01-2013, 11:36 PM
Hasdrubalan (http://www.dorisdiedrich.de/spindel/Faserbuch_Felltiere.pdf)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GWYMh-_VGwo
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1371251/Lion-regrets-making-zebra-cross--lashes-kick-face.html

The scholars are coming out to fight this MTV pop culture nonsense being spewed by Silver Prime.

The DailyMail article is almost a blow-by-blow copy of an account of a zebra vs. lion by Hasdrubalan. A zebra, caught unaware by a lion, easily defeats it. In the DailyMail article, it looks like the jaw of the lion may be shattered, effectively killing it with pending starvation.

Looking closer, the DailyMail Zebra looks like it might be suffering from a cracked hoof, and it still defeated the lion.

Silver Prime
08-01-2013, 11:46 PM
I've provided numerous historical sources and scholarly treatises/books/tomes. You've provided fairy tales.

A non-diabetic and non-obese zebra can kill a lion pride. You've been picking bizarre sources of diabetic, obese, or depressed animals being killed by lions. You're filtering out the fights between healthy animals and lions.

Ahhhh ha hah a ha ah, man I fucking love this game, the game is how far down the rabbit hole the dumb cunt can go.

Correction, I brought only 23/200th of them are fables and legends, the rest are anecdotes and backed by historians.

Now, for your sources since you are petrified in giving people english links, let me fill you in on your Zhang qian...the guy who brought the Lion dance...

The lion was the reason why the chinese pop fire works every year, because a Legend (somethhing you deny is real), had it that the lion saved the people from a Nian monster, who all the native animals couldent fight effectively....
http://www.sevenstarmantis.co.uk/7.html

Oh...whats that...the same person you are randomly patruding out of your cunt saying you have this; you have that, but no quotas or links?

XD XD XD XD XD XD

You dont except legends yet you use a source that quotes a legend...fucking face palm. ha ah ha haaa.

I incorperated Fables and Legends because to some other than atheist and a few sceintist; belive in there cultures past records, please for the love of god go to isreal and start stepping all over a beliver of christ cloths and saying there god is balone and fake, I want to see you get be-headed, go to India and knock over a buddest statue in front of the town, I wanna see you get beatin to an inch of your life...Huh! To some, not all; legends are real, I asked no one to take it serious since I had over 300 sources that dosent protain to fables and legends... but science.

Yet you know you...just a butt hurt twat lie-ing out your ass, who needs attention...anymore made up storys you want me to shatter?

Just ask :)

CanOWorms
08-02-2013, 12:01 AM
Ahhhh ha hah a ha ah, man I fucking love this game, the game is how far down the rabbit hole the dumb cunt can go.

Correction, I brought only 23/200th of them are fables and legends, the rest are anecdotes and backed by historians.

Now, for your sources since you are petrified in giving people english links, let me fill you in on your Zhang qian...the guy who brought the Lion dance...

The lion was the reason why the chinese pop fire works every year, because a Legend (somethhing you deny is real), had it that the lion saved the people from a Nian monster, who all the native animals couldent fight effectively....
http://www.sevenstarmantis.co.uk/7.html

Oh...whats that...the same person you are randomly patruding out of your cunt saying you have this; you have that, but no quotas or links?

XD XD XD XD XD XD

You dont except legends yet you use a source that quotes a legend...fucking face palm. ha ah ha haaa.

I incooperated Fables and Legends because to some other than atheist belive in there cultures past records, please for the love of god go to isreal and start stepping all over a beliver of christ cloths and saying there god is balone and fake, I want you too see you get be-head, go to India and knock over a buddest statue in from of the town, I wanna see you get beatin to an inch of your life...Huh! To some, not all legends are real, I asked no one to take it serious since I had over 300 sources that dosent protain to fables and legends but science.

Yet you know you...just a butt hurt twat lie-ing out your ass, who needs attention...anymore made up storys you want me to shatter?

Just ask :)

LOL

The Lion Dance is about a lion that was too scared to fight a monster (suggested by some scholars to be an anorexic and hairless monkey suffering from alopecia) and decided to "guard" the Emperor's gate instead. The people made a costume to scare away the monster.

If you want legends, then Jaideep Pramadhagranian has suggested that this is the origin why the zebra is venerated by the Tuvans in Central Asia. The legend has it that the following year, the people's lion costume was stolen by the lion itself so that it didn't need to groom and clean itself. It could just be a dirty lion in a neatly groomed lion costume. The people were mortified. However, a mysterious animal came along and killed both the monster and the lion. The monster for being a menace and the lion for being weak. The mysterious hero then slaughtered the entire pride of the lion to wipe out its lineage.

The mysterious animal was the zebra. This zebra decided to bless the people with a new animal that is also both black and white: the panda.

The legend traveled to the Tuvans, where the zebra is celebrated each year with a particularly famous throat-singing song that is supposed to be a retelling of the zebra fighting the monster and the lion and creating the panda.

So, it looks like we now have:

- Zhang Qian
- Ali Al-Zanzauda
- Zhou Xu
- Hasdrubalan
- Jaideep Pramadhagranian

And let's not forget:
- Zebras of the Western Trade Routes
- Of Lions and the Southern Omo
- Treatise on the Defense Mechanisms of Sub-Saharan Herbivores
- The Diabetic-Free Equine: Nature's Might
- stone stele in the Xi'an Beilin Museum
- Tuvan throat-singing re: The Lion Dance and the Zebra Savior

Silver Prime
08-02-2013, 12:13 AM
LOL

The Lion Dance is about a lion that was too scared to fight a monster (suggested by some scholars to be an anorexic and hairless monkey suffering from alopecia) and decided to "guard" the Emperor's gate instead. The people made a costume to scare away the monster.

If you want legends, then Jaideep Pramadhagranian has suggested that this is the origin why the zebra is venerated by the Tuvans in Central Asia. The legend has it that the following year, the people's lion costume was stolen by the lion itself so that it didn't need to groom and clean itself. It could just be a dirty lion in a neatly groomed lion costume. The people were mortified. However, a mysterious animal came along and killed both the monster and the lion. The monster for being a menace and the lion for being weak. The mysterious hero then slaughtered the entire pride of the lion to wipe out its lineage.

The mysterious animal was the zebra. This zebra decided to bless the people with a new animal that is both black and white: the panda.

The legend traveled to the Tuvans, where the zebra is celebrated each year with a particularly famous throat-singing song that is supposed to be a retelling of the zebra fighting the monster and the lion and creating the panda.


Panda, zebra? Ha a ha, wheres your links cry baby? Or should we all just take your stink cunt word for it, something thats heavily written and plastered on majority of chinese cultures? There are multiple legends, and I know all of them; you and I both know your lieing through your teeth (If you have any), none of it is mentioned by any schollar, if so show us where this pride of lions fell victim to this mythical zebra your crying about.

Heres the other legends documented on different dynasty's (Scrolls) not tombs dumbass...
http://www.kungfusupply.nl/lion%20dance/lion_dance.htm

Keep it comin; you already lost one, how many more do you want me to school your ass on, besides just matching the 400 sources I provided, which you havent even shown one quota's link.

Ha ha ahah a haa haa ahhh XD XD XE

CanOWorms
08-02-2013, 12:23 AM
Panda, zebra? Ha a ha, wheres your links cry baby? Or should we all just take your stink cunt word for it, something thats heavily written and plastered on majority of chinese cultures? There are multiple legends, and I know all of them; you and I both know your lieing through your teeth (If you have any), none of it is mentioned by any schollar, if so show us where this pride of lions fell victim to this mythical zebra your crying about.

Heres the other legends documented on different dynasty's (Scrolls) not tombs dumbass...
http://www.kungfusupply.nl/lion%20dance/lion_dance.htm

Keep it comin; you already lost one, how many more do you want me to school your ass on, besides just matching the 400 sources I provided, which you havent even shown one quota's link.

Ha ha ahah a haa haa ahhh XD XD XE

We are operating in different areas here. I operate in the scholarly realm, where journals, books, treatises, etc. are my sources. You're citing to KungFuSupply.nl, a website dedicated to supplying Chinese martial art equipment.

I suggest you visit a zoological resource, such as the Institute of Zoology or another zoology research institution at a university, zoo, or other educational research institution.

Ask for the following:

Resources regarding or written by the following:
- Zhang Qian
- Ali Al-Zanzauda
- Zhou Xu
- Hasdrubalan
- Jaideep Pramadhagranian

These textual resources:
- Zebras of the Western Trade Routes
- Of Lions and the Southern Omo
- Treatise on the Defense Mechanisms of Sub-Saharan Herbivores
- The Diabetic-Free Equine: Nature's Might

And for textual resources discussing:
- stone stele in the Xi'an Beilin Museum
- Tuvan throat-singing re: The Lion Dance and the Zebra Savior

A librarian can help you with many of these. I have personal copies of many of these. The Diabetic-Free Equine is my bathroom reader.

I wonder if perhaps you've seen too many National Geographic documentaries where they cherry pick and show diabetic zebras losing to lions.

Silver Prime
08-02-2013, 12:42 AM
We are operating in different areas here. I operate in the scholarly realm, where journals, books, treatises, etc. are my sources. You're citing to KungFuSupply.nl, a website dedicated to supplying Chinese martial art equipment.

I suggest you visit a zoological resource, such as the Institute of Zoology or another zoology research institution at a university, zoo, or other educational research institution.

Ask for the following:

Resources regarding or written by the following:
- Zhang Qian
- Ali Al-Zanzauda
- Zhou Xu
- Hasdrubalan
- Jaideep Pramadhagranian

These textual resources:
- Zebras of the Western Trade Routes
- Of Lions and the Southern Omo
- Treatise on the Defense Mechanisms of Sub-Saharan Herbivores
- The Diabetic-Free Equine: Nature's Might

And for textual resources discussing:
- stone stele in the Xi'an Beilin Museum
- Tuvan throat-singing re: The Lion Dance and the Zebra Savior

A librarian can help you with many of these. I have personal copies of many of these. The Diabetic-Free Equine is my bathroom reader.

I wonder if perhaps you've seen too many National Geographic documentaries where they cherry pick and show diabetic zebras losing to lions.

They are aready on google books, none of them have any quotas of what you claim, yeah your right, somebody just caught a glimpse of lions killing sickly skinny to the bone animals, and photo shoped all the photos and videos to make it look like the lion is killing beefy buffed up massive animals...
http://teamauthority.myfastforum.org/ftopic623-0-asc-30.php
Right?

Ha hah a ha, all these wonderful sources you graced us with, but not a single quota eh? Ha ha, First it was a single zebra that killed a pride of lions, than it only killed one, then it was a monkey, but then it was a panda, first they were schollar, then they are back to legends, they were from the lion dancer, now they are some other guy who was in that era and has the exact same name.

They are from nat geo? Last time I checked majority are from free lancers who took the footage on wild-watch-safari, (Non-natgeo affiliated) lying out your cunt again; the legends are not developed by those two sites for they are on more then 20 similar web-sites, they stem from the people of Han dynasty its self; you were just sick to your fucking stomach that I expposed and exploited the fraud you are, thats why you cant site or alibie any quotas other than in-consistant for ever changing storys out your stink cunt.

Your right about one thing, you belong checking into a institute...a mental institute, from stoping you from hurting yourself in how much retarded-ness you put into the last post here an the other page and how badly you've got owned, please dont go killing your self...but then again; I dont pitty guys like you, I laugh, at how you do it to your self.

XD XD XD

BudAshes
08-02-2013, 12:50 AM
I think this has officially become the stupidest thread ever.

Broheim
08-02-2013, 02:41 AM
I think this has officially become the stupidest thread ever.

oh it's going to get a lot dumber.

BudAshes
08-02-2013, 02:42 AM
oh it's going to get a lot dumber.

I know I'm not ready to give up yet.

WelshBloke
08-02-2013, 02:43 AM
I know I'm not ready to give up yet.

And for this we salute you.

Silver Prime
08-02-2013, 02:45 AM
Quick budashes, since your here...

Make CanOworms feel better...start naming random books, and start saying retarded shit like; in the book thats not in english...that its text say Zebras killed millions of lions.

Hurry before he starts feeling depressed about all his lies and bullshit and ends him self.

Hurry!

Silver Prime
08-02-2013, 03:09 AM
I know I'm not ready to give up yet.

BudAshes, you un-greatful stupid broad...why dident you do what I asked? Why dident you aid your Silver Prime/Hater brother'n; CanOWorms? He needed your help, and you just let him pounder on his bad karma patruding back at him...what kind of friend are you?

You better hope he returns and hasn't biten the dust becasue of your un-faithful loyalty in insulting me and a animal.

Shame on you...

mikeymikec
08-02-2013, 04:02 AM
10,000 spoons vs 1 knife?

Ha ha ha! Ironic.

WelshBloke
08-02-2013, 04:17 AM
Ha ha ha! Ironic.

A little too ironic?

Silver Prime
08-02-2013, 04:21 AM
A little too ironic?

Yeah, a little too Ralph.

WelshBloke
08-02-2013, 04:29 AM
Yeah, a little too Ralph.

and, yeah, you really don't think.

Silver Prime
08-02-2013, 04:32 AM
and, yeah, you really don't think.

About?

WelshBloke
08-02-2013, 04:39 AM
About?

Well partly it's the good advice that you just didn't take.

Silver Prime
08-02-2013, 04:41 AM
Well partly it's the good advice that you just didn't take.

Which was?

WelshBloke
08-02-2013, 04:46 AM
Which was?

It's not my fault if you get too worked up to read properly but who would've thought, it figures.

Silver Prime
08-02-2013, 04:47 AM
It's not my fault if you get too worked up to read properly but who would've thought, it figures.

Oh, okay.

SsupernovaE
08-02-2013, 04:54 AM
Which was?

To not take a sip of that Chardonnay with the black fly in it.

Silver Prime
08-02-2013, 04:55 AM
To not take a sip of that Chardonnay with the black fly in it.

???

Silver Prime
08-02-2013, 05:33 AM
Well Budash, it seems you got a new groupie to keep up ya'll insecerity levels and lies to be able to float around a bit longer. Keep up the good fight; and dont let the bad karma keep you down.




Forest Gump:

Well....I'm a bit tire'd...I think I'll go home now.

Tootles :)

KMFJD
08-02-2013, 04:31 PM
http://i.imgur.com/yK6fMjW.jpg

Silver Prime
08-02-2013, 04:39 PM
http://i.imgur.com/yK6fMjW.jpg

lol

That aint the jungle, thats the savanah; where no predator not even Kodiaks will have any say in the open grounds against the Big B when they want action...The jungle is different since it has tons of cover and smaller groups/herds, mainly in India, Historicaly speaking; the lion in-habited all of india through out the 16th century, but the 18th century is where they went extinct (Guns) in almost all of India...

http://i917.photobucket.com/albums/ad19/JinenFordragon/AsiaticLion-map.png
http://books.google.com/books?id=BfCthJZx5RwC&pg=PA74&lpg=PA74&dq=lions+in+goona&source=bl&ots=bEXCWP9i5h&sig=1agb8C37tNNJ8i-PwNJHS28eVns&hl=en&sa=X&ei=6hk9UIzKDajaywH-xIDwAg&ved=0CCsQ6AEwAQ

Nice try though.

Intresting to note, if cameras were made in the same era the gun was first made, and if we had no guns in fact at those times but Video cameras avialiable already...we would have thousands and millions of footage of inter=specific conflicts between bears vs tigers vs lions on video...once guns came into play, whole speices were wiped out through out the 15-20th century.

WelshBloke
08-02-2013, 04:55 PM
lol That aint the jungle, thats the savanah; where no predator not even Kodiaks will have any say in the open grounds against the Big B when they want action...The jungle is different since it has tons of cover and smaller groups/herds, mainly in India, Historicaly speaking; the lion in-habited all of india through out the 16th century, but the 18th century is where they went extinct (Guns) in almost all of India...

http://i917.photobucket.com/albums/ad19/JinenFordragon/AsiaticLion-map.png
http://books.google.com/books?id=BfCthJZx5RwC&pg=PA74&lpg=PA74&dq=lions+in+goona&source=bl&ots=bEXCWP9i5h&sig=1agb8C37tNNJ8i-PwNJHS28eVns&hl=en&sa=X&ei=6hk9UIzKDajaywH-xIDwAg&ved=0CCsQ6AEwAQ

Nice try though.

I'm surprised that you're back so soon, I thought that you'd met the man of your dreams?

Soundmanred
08-02-2013, 04:58 PM
http://i.imgur.com/yK6fMjW.jpg
Sew ossum.

Silver Prime
08-02-2013, 04:59 PM
I'm surprised that you're back so soon, I thought that you'd met the man of your dreams?

Who Budashes?

lol

Sorry to bring the bad news to senior Bud, but I'm not into guys.... only Females.

Soundmanred
08-02-2013, 05:00 PM
http://i.imgur.com/yK6fMjW.jpg

This are good pic XDXDXD

WelshBloke
08-02-2013, 05:03 PM
Who Budashes?

lol

Sorry to bring the bad news to senior Bud, but I'm not into guys.... only Females.

His beautiful wife didn't approve of you hitting on him then?

Silver Prime
08-02-2013, 05:08 PM
His beautiful wife didn't approve of you hitting on him then?

Well if you look back a few pages, you can see he's the one hitting on me,not the other way around; words like...

"I love this guy"

"I Love you too" (Followed by hearts icon's)

Flattering...but no, Females only...No Bi...No secret gay like budashes...just point me to the females please.

:)

WelshBloke
08-02-2013, 05:14 PM
Well if you look back a few pages, you can see he's the one hitting on me,not the other way around; words like...

"I love this guy"

"I Love you too" (Followed by hearts icon's)

Flattering...but no, Females only...No Bi...No secret gay like budashes...just point me to the females please.

:)

And well, life has a funny way of sneaking up on you.



(I'm not sure how many more posts I can squeeze out of this song, anyone want to try a different one?)

Silver Prime
08-02-2013, 05:23 PM
And well, life has a funny way of sneaking up on you.



(I'm not sure how many more posts I can squeeze out of this song, anyone want to try a different one?)

No, it wont...I'm not a homophobe, nor do I even dis-like Gays, nothing against them; its there own buisness...but after a few warnings of telling one to keep there hands to them selves, then I will beat him to a inch of his life...

---Edited out---

BudAshes
08-02-2013, 05:57 PM
Who Budashes?

lol

Sorry to bring the bad news to senior Bud, but I'm not into guys.... only Females.

I want you, I don't want anybody else.

Silver Prime
08-02-2013, 06:01 PM
I want you, I don't want anybody else.

How about you send us some pix of your so call wife.

BudAshes
08-02-2013, 06:06 PM
How about you send us some pix of your so call wife.

http://img2.timeinc.net/people/i/2013/stylewatch/blog/130520/alanis-morissette-600x450.jpg

Silver Prime
08-02-2013, 06:10 PM
http://img2.timeinc.net/people/i/2013/stylewatch/blog/130520/alanis-morissette-600x450.jpg

Yeah I thought so, you have no wife.

Thats Alanis morissette in a bikini.

Sad, bro...sad.

dust
08-02-2013, 06:31 PM
http://i.imgur.com/yK6fMjW.jpg

first one on the right looks like a true lion bilogist:o

Silver Prime
08-02-2013, 06:36 PM
I also find intresting that a point an time the lion was on the chinese zodiac, after agreements to only having native animals as the lion is a foreigner, it was then re-placed back again with the indigenous tiger; and just for laughs, the Zodiac braves had Hashmal a golden lion, as the leader or head Zodiac...fictional but intresting.

zinfamous
08-02-2013, 07:00 PM
can't believe I forgot about this gem:


evudince:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LU8DDYz68kM

lions get destroyed. becawze lions sork asses!

Silver Prime
08-02-2013, 07:07 PM
can't believe I forgot about this gem:


evudince:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LU8DDYz68kM

lions get destroyed. becawze lions sork asses!

Scene one: 3 cloaked Predators surround terminator #3.

Scene two: Terminator 3 picks up technology readings and shuts off cloacking device.

Scene three: Predators look at each other like...WTF???

Scene four: Terminator re-programs mounted guns on predators shoulders and makes them aim at each other.

Scene five: Predators eyes grows huge while yelling like a wookie, No! Second later all predators are splattered by there own tech.



Game...set....match.

Have a nice day :)

CanOWorms
08-02-2013, 07:11 PM
can't believe I forgot about this gem:


evudince:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LU8DDYz68kM

lions get destroyed. becawze lions sork asses!

This is what happens in the real world.

Silver Prime
08-02-2013, 07:17 PM
This is what happens in the real world.

Oh thank god, Budashes had me convinced that you bit the dust.

Can't stick around much longer, so have fun in sharing your no quotes and links...I'm sure you can get a trillion of those.

CanOWorms
08-02-2013, 07:20 PM
Oh thank god, Budashes had me convinced that you bit the dust.

Can't stick around much longer, so have fun in sharing your no quotes and links...I'm sure you can get a trillion of those.

I don't think that I, or the other scholars herein, need to provide more. I think people here are thoroughly convinced that a non-diabetic bovine or equine can triumph over a bunch of lions.

DixyCrat
08-02-2013, 10:40 PM
Scene one: 3 cloaked Predators surround terminator #3.

Scene two: Terminator 3 picks up technology readings and shuts off cloacking device.

Scene three: Predators look at each other like...WTF???

Scene four: Terminator re-programs mounted guns on predators shoulders and makes them aim at each other.

Scene five: Predators eyes grows huge while yelling like a wookie, No! Second later all predators are splattered by there own tech.



Game...set....match.

Have a nice day :)

http://i.qkme.me/3pn9c3.jpg

zinfamous
08-02-2013, 11:44 PM
^pruf of historonical fact.

Silver Prime
08-03-2013, 02:54 AM
^pruf of historonical fact.


Desperate as usual, isint that Bobo-fet from star wars? Ha ha ha XD XE

Silver Prime
08-03-2013, 04:16 AM
Lions have tangled, out-matched, out-gamed and killed polar bears on more then a few occaisons; the largest existing land carnivore on the planet...

http://2**************.com/_y2wHaYYEsJw/SVsURZ6LQAI/AAAAAAAACWI/brO2SV96AQA/s400/3137252701_375d450a83.bmp

http://teamauthority.myfastforum.org/African_Lion_vs_Grizzly_Bear_about729.html

The gorllias will be to busy fighting amoungs them-selves; and the one that approuches the lion will be man-handle'd, flown around and a screaming bloody mess, it will be no different from a heard of wildeabeast running around and insta-dispatched...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=80ym_RmbmUM

Big cats are evolved and designed to kill, gorillas are not; if they were they would have documentation of wild to captive casualties of S.B's killing something formidable, but theres nothing, the gorilla would put up little no resistance since he comprimises of defence and has litte ferocity to show historicaly; while the lion would play the offence and can kill the Gorilla in more ways then vice versa...he wouldent be able to break anything of the lions anatomy since the lion is stronger by feats alone, let alone has the same bone densen'st of Alaskan brown bears, takling animals that dwarf the S.B 2-10x fold.

300-400; are the average gorillas weights and 500 is the largest of the large, while for lions its 400-550 are the averages and 600 is the larger ones, even in captivity a 600 pound gorllia would be deem'd obese and rare, while a 600-700 pound lion in captivity is quite common, not to mention in the wild no gorilla went past the 600's while the lion has toped in at 690. In individual photos a silver back can look opposing, more muscular and robust, but if shown side by side, the lion would be almost twice the size in over-all mass and if both were standing on there hind legs the lion on average would tower over the gorilla by nearly 3 feet.

Show me a Silver back killing anything...through out a thousand years worth of documentation of numerous ways...show me a Gorilla killing any animal thats formidable.

Bet no one can.

JTsyo
08-03-2013, 09:42 AM
can't believe I forgot about this gem:


evudince:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LU8DDYz68kM

lions get destroyed. becawze lions sork asses!

if the herd always defended like that, the lions would starve.

Fayd
08-03-2013, 11:10 AM
one gorilla..by himself... would trash a lion.

DixyCrat
08-03-2013, 11:25 AM
one gorilla..by himself... would trash a lion.

This much is obvious and settled in the extant scientific literature.

dust
08-03-2013, 11:56 AM
one gorilla..by himself... would trash a lion.

Dhu! I raed a peom juts leik taht:o

Silver Prime
08-05-2013, 06:19 PM
lol Just for laughs I had to go and re-read my last post on page 7.

Dam canOWorms...

You got shattered and fucking owned.

XD XE

Silver Prime
08-17-2013, 05:49 PM
Oh and thanks Bud ashes and allisom, for closing and sabatoging my thread, of course I had to continue it esle where to lay the smack down on you bias chumps, personally gotta thank you for feeding me the fire of looking in the right places to counter your denial and delusions, so...I managed to find a whole heap of info that ram-shacks the world of the Brown bear...

http://www.wcreplays.com/forums/showthread.php?t=144938

Thanks ;)


Mod callouts are NOT permitted. Further, the poster who made that thread has a post count of zero - past account of yours elsewhere?
-Admin DrPizza

BudAshes
08-17-2013, 05:59 PM
Oh and thanks Bud ashes and allisom, for closing and sabatoging my thread, of course I had to continue it esle where to lay the smack down on you bias chumps, personally gotta thank you for feeding me the fire of looking in the right places to counter your denial and delusions, so...I managed to find a whole heap of info that ram-shacks the world of the Brown bear...

http://www.wcreplays.com/forums/showthread.php?t=144938

Thanks ;)

You are welcome. Any other animal battles I can enlighten you with? Since we can all agree kodiak wins as land carnivores go, how about we go Moose vs Buffalo.

zinfamous
08-17-2013, 09:26 PM
Oh and thanks Bud ashes and allisom, for closing and sabatoging my thread, of course I had to continue it esle where to lay the smack down on you bias chumps, personally gotta thank you for feeding me the fire of looking in the right places to counter your denial and delusions, so...I managed to find a whole heap of info that ram-shacks the world of the Brown bear...

http://www.wcreplays.com/forums/showthread.php?t=144938

Thanks ;)

...this isn't your thread.

Soundmanred
08-17-2013, 11:16 PM
LOL, they are laughing at him too.
Totally ram-shacking him.
No surprises there.

Brigandier
08-17-2013, 11:17 PM
You guys need to read more Animorphs.

lozina
08-17-2013, 11:35 PM
Guess who this is?

https://encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTtp3ZZjcuF18kwlxKLhvttVFWMGxAxZ RdD7kfOnQMRmeyTIXw8uQ

10k - now time to retire.

Silver Prime
08-18-2013, 04:50 AM
LOL, they are laughing at him too.
Totally ram-shacking him.
No surprises there.

Ha hah aahh ah, capatalizing your lol's ?

Aww Insecure are we, laughing? Funny just a few minutes put into it, theres already some people who are thinking of swaying sides, in fact most are starting to incline the lattar.

Which is not my over all intentions, my main focus was just to analyze all the information on subject, knowing you yuppies, you'd go all german an burn all the evidence, since theres over 15 accounts now of lions killing bears, from most agressive, (Sloth/Himalyins) to most largest (Grizzlys/Polars), and new accounts to boot.

Yet all the accounts of vice versa were of bears killing female lions. lol Sad.
I don't care if your a bias cry-baby but the truth is already forming, and no matter how much you chimps keep enphinsizing and ploralizing Every one knows The more and more I get to show creditable information that not only contradicts what you manifest out of that puny dome of yours, but humilates you on a whole new level.

Yet all you do is hide behind allisom...even more sad.

No worrys, its out of her reach now, and the list will grow and grow, huh; with what I've got jot down so far is only petty amounts, and by whats on hand, I'm sure a continued search will expand immensly, to hunt for accounts, its going to be like a 100 to 10, and it probably wont even stop there. XD

So rage on bro, sing on...sing on.

Greenman
08-18-2013, 11:08 AM
Ha hah aahh ah, capatalizing your lol's ?

Aww Insecure are we, laughing? Funny just a few minutes put into it, theres already some people who are thinking of swaying sides, in fact most are starting to incline the lattar.

Which is not my over all intentions, my main focus was just to analyze all the information on subject, knowing you yuppies, you'd go all german an burn all the evidence, since theres over 15 accounts now of lions killing bears, from most agressive, (Sloth/Himalyins) to most largest (Grizzlys/Polars), and new accounts to boot.

Yet all the accounts of vice versa were of bears killing female lions. lol Sad.
I don't care if your a bias cry-baby but the truth is already forming, and no matter how much you chimps keep enphinsizing and ploralizing Every one knows The more and more I get to show creditable information that not only contradicts what you manifest out of that puny dome of yours, but humilates you on a whole new level.

Yet all you do is hide behind allisom...even more sad.

No worrys, its out of her reach now, and the list will grow and grow, huh; with what I've got jot down so far is only petty amounts, and by whats on hand, I'm sure a continued search will expand immensly, to hunt for accounts, its going to be like a 100 to 10, and it probably wont even stop there. XD

So rage on bro, sing on...sing on.

You're insane.

Soundmanred
08-18-2013, 11:38 AM
Ha hah aahh ah, capatalizing your lol's ?

Aww Insecure are we, laughing? Funny just a few minutes put into it, theres already some people who are thinking of swaying sides, in fact most are starting to incline the lattar.

Which is not my over all intentions, my main focus was just to analyze all the information on subject, knowing you yuppies, you'd go all german an burn all the evidence, since theres over 15 accounts now of lions killing bears, from most agressive, (Sloth/Himalyins) to most largest (Grizzlys/Polars), and new accounts to boot.

Yet all the accounts of vice versa were of bears killing female lions. lol Sad.
I don't care if your a bias cry-baby but the truth is already forming, and no matter how much you chimps keep enphinsizing and ploralizing Every one knows The more and more I get to show creditable information that not only contradicts what you manifest out of that puny dome of yours, but humilates you on a whole new level.

Yet all you do is hide behind allisom...even more sad.

No worrys, its out of her reach now, and the list will grow and grow, huh; with what I've got jot down so far is only petty amounts, and by whats on hand, I'm sure a continued search will expand immensly, to hunt for accounts, its going to be like a 100 to 10, and it probably wont even stop there. XD

So rage on bro, sing on...sing on.
Nope.

BudAshes
08-18-2013, 12:28 PM
You're insane.

I figure this is probably a better expenditure of his energy than murdering people.

EagleKeeper
08-18-2013, 03:18 PM
Silver Prime will continue to insist that the lion is invincible.

Ignoring that it must be placed in a controlled condition in an environment that the opponent is not designed for.

Just like a lion may be able to whip a polar bear on the lion's turf; a polar bear will be able to destroy the lion on it's artic turf.

And more than likely if each was place on the opponent's turf; they would ignore each other unless actual survival was at stake.

So this is no different than playing toy soldier in a sandbox for a little boy.

BudAshes
08-18-2013, 03:59 PM
Silver Prime will continue to insist that the lion is invincible.

Ignoring that it must be placed in a controlled condition in an environment that the opponent is not designed for.

Just like a lion may be able to whip a polar bear on the lion's turf; a polar bear will be able to destroy the lion on it's artic turf.

And more than likely if each was place on the opponent's turf; they would ignore each other unless actual survival was at stake.

So this is no different than playing toy soldier in a sandbox for a little boy.

This is a no reasoning zone. This is your first warning, next infraction will result in a full frontal lobotomy.

Greenman
08-18-2013, 04:48 PM
I figure this is probably a better expenditure of his energy than murdering people.

Maybe, though I'd like to see a list before I commit to an opinion.

Silver Prime
08-28-2013, 04:06 PM
Silver Prime will continue to insist that the lion is invincible.

Ignoring that it must be placed in a controlled condition in an environment that the opponent is not designed for.

Just like a lion may be able to whip a polar bear on the lion's turf; a polar bear will be able to destroy the lion on it's artic turf.

And more than likely if each was place on the opponent's turf; they would ignore each other unless actual survival was at stake.

So this is no different than playing toy soldier in a sandbox for a little boy.

lol People always throw in that invincible crap to avoid the intial debate, like I base my opinions on out of thin air, all the match ups so far had me bring evidence, proof, support from experts, accounts, statistics...would I be bias if I said the average man is stronger than the average woman?

Nope.

Once the data is analyzed, I give my opinion on whats on hand, which points to the lion. As stupid as the OP/TS made the thread thinking all gorillas are computer programed to rush the lion...is just as stupid as to think the lion will be over comed since a lion is vastly superior to a gorilla 1 on 1...as for the other issue, Kodiak vs lion; its a educated guess at best, but what points more to the lions behalf is unrefutable...
http://www.wcreplays.com/forums/showthread.php?t=144938

From page one to the end, I bring factual data to back up my opinions, what is there on the other half of the coin of others? Opinions fuel'd by un-supported bias bull-crap and wishful thinking, not logic and factual implications.

alkemyst
08-28-2013, 04:53 PM
lol People always throw in that invincible crap to avoid the intial debate, like I base my opinions on out of thin air, all the match ups so far had me bring evidence, proof, support from experts, accounts, statistics...would I be bias if I said the average man is stronger than the average woman?

Nope.

Once the data is analyzed, I give my opinion on whats on hand, which points to the lion. As stupid as the OP/TS made the thread thinking all gorillas are computer programed to rush the lion...is just as stupid as to think the lion will be over comed since a lion is vastly superior to a gorilla 1 on 1...as for the other issue, Kodiak vs lion; its a educated guess at best, but what points more to the lions behalf is unrefutable...
http://www.wcreplays.com/forums/showthread.php?t=144938

From page one to the end, I bring factual data to back up my opinions, what is there on the other half of the coin of others? Opinions fuel'd by un-supported bias bull-crap and wishful thinking, not logic and factual implications.

Here's the deal, I will make the lion my pet, the polar bear my butler and fucked someone's mom here.

At the end of the day I still have my drink and got laid by decent MILFs at least twice that day...

Seriously: No fight is won until it's fought.

/thread

Silver Prime
08-28-2013, 05:09 PM
/Thread