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marvdmartian
01-05-2010, 07:31 AM
Was doing an online survey the other day, and came across this question. Nice to see that, like all the minorities, they've finally found a way to make being Caucasian politically correct! :rolleyes:

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AyashiKaibutsu
01-05-2010, 07:38 AM
Whities aren't protected by political correctness you can say whatever you want (image broken at work).

rudder
01-05-2010, 07:38 AM
cracker

Phoenix86
01-05-2010, 07:39 AM
I prefer honky, cracka, or white bread.

Fritzo
01-05-2010, 07:39 AM
cracker

A rich which person would be a Ritz cracker.

geno
01-05-2010, 07:40 AM
Even "cracker" is PC, nothing is off limits, really :P

Lonyo
01-05-2010, 07:43 AM
What if you're not American?

DivideBYZero
01-05-2010, 07:44 AM
White bread, mayonnaise motherfucker.

EricFartman
01-05-2010, 07:51 AM
So.... Caucasia dog=white dog?

http://www.boqii.com/wenwen/uploadfile/70/7057/705755/s_20080820105837.gif

PottedMeat
01-05-2010, 07:54 AM
white 'man' is inherently discriminatory, we should use palefaces instead.

skyking
01-05-2010, 08:03 AM
http://www.videosift.com/video/Richard-Pryor-Dead-Honkey

overst33r
01-05-2010, 08:06 AM
i prefer peckawoood

Regs
01-05-2010, 08:08 AM
A white man can call another white man anything he wants.

Inspector Jihad
01-05-2010, 08:21 AM
vanilla face and/or white devil.

surfsatwerk
01-05-2010, 08:45 AM
I prefer to be referred to as, "White Devil".

destrekor
01-05-2010, 08:47 AM
So.... Caucasia dog=white dog?



So I take it you do not know what it means to be Caucasian. That dog is a Caucasian dog, which means is hails from the Caucasus geopolitical region.

Somehow, at some point, white man was most strongly associated with Caucasus, and here we are.

Just like all black people in the U.S. are called "African-American", yet... who knows how many of them are from some island that is nowhere near Africa. Sure, far enough back, they were from Africa. Just like far enough back, most white people may be from the Caucasus region.

JulesMaximus
01-05-2010, 09:06 AM
What if you're not American?

Then you must be European! :P

RKS
01-05-2010, 09:11 AM
CockAsian

Nik
01-05-2010, 09:17 AM
"Master"? :P

pontifex
01-05-2010, 09:17 AM
unless you're talking about adding the American part to, caucasian has been around forever.

EricFartman
01-05-2010, 09:27 AM
So I take it you do not know what it means to be Caucasian. That dog is a Caucasian dog, which means is hails from the Caucasus geopolitical region.

Somehow, at some point, white man was most strongly associated with Caucasus, and here we are.

Just like all black people in the U.S. are called "African-American", yet... who knows how many of them are from some island that is nowhere near Africa. Sure, far enough back, they were from Africa. Just like far enough back, most white people may be from the Caucasus region.

get it, thx for your time...

krylon
01-05-2010, 09:28 AM
they call me whitezilla

Cattlegod
01-05-2010, 09:31 AM
If you are white asian or anything else you can call yourself african american because we all came from there.

destrekor
01-05-2010, 09:35 AM
If you are white asian or anything else you can call yourself african american because we all came from there.

You know what kind of absurdity that is?!
That's like saying we are all the same race! Isn't it obvious that skin color must mean we are all completely different creatures that just happen to share the same genetic lineage? Surely you won't go on to say skin color is similar to the size of our feet, being a physical attribute and nothing more.

mmntech
01-05-2010, 09:40 AM
So I take it you do not know what it means to be Caucasian. That dog is a Caucasian dog, which means is hails from the Caucasus geopolitical region.

Somehow, at some point, white man was most strongly associated with Caucasus, and here we are.

Just like all black people in the U.S. are called "African-American", yet... who knows how many of them are from some island that is nowhere near Africa. Sure, far enough back, they were from Africa. Just like far enough back, most white people may be from the Caucasus region.

Oh Literal Jim!

I prefer to call myself Aryan. At least that's what we call ourselves at the meetings. We meet every Wednesday at the Cracker Barrel is anyone is interested. ;D

DougK62
01-05-2010, 09:51 AM
Every once in a while a black person will call me a caucasian and it's just about the funniest thing ever to hear.

jjsole
01-05-2010, 09:57 AM
'Not one of them others' should suffice.

MBony
01-05-2010, 11:18 AM
cracker

this

KeithTalent
01-05-2010, 11:35 AM
cracker

http://www.wearyourbeer.com/images/Humor_Cracker_White_Shirt.jpg

KT

krylon
01-05-2010, 11:36 AM
bleached niglette

TallBill
01-05-2010, 11:39 AM
I'm surprised nobody has suggested The Master Race yet.

polarmystery
01-05-2010, 11:50 AM
get it, thx for your time...

Who...are...you??!?!

Sho'Nuff
01-05-2010, 11:51 AM
So.... Caucasia dog=white dog?

http://www.boqii.com/wenwen/uploadfile/70/7057/705755/s_20080820105837.gif

red rocket?

JeffreyLebowski
01-05-2010, 11:54 AM
"Master"? :P

That's Mastah
But I perfer the term, Succesfull and not subsidised by tax payer money.

spidey07
01-05-2010, 11:56 AM
White-devil
White-boy
Boy
House cracka
richie-rich

Red Dawn
01-05-2010, 11:59 AM
My fellow Klansman
:eek:

Albatross
01-05-2010, 12:00 PM
I prefer übermensch :awe:

ElFenix
01-05-2010, 12:01 PM
Was doing an online survey the other day, and came across this question. Nice to see that, like all the minorities, they've finally found a way to make being Caucasian politically correct! :rolleyes:

http://thumbnails24.imagebam.com/6245/be31fa62446662.gif (http://www.imagebam.com/image/be31fa62446662)

what about caucasian hispanics?

spidey07
01-05-2010, 12:02 PM
:eek:

Yeah, I'm proud of my race and culture. What of it?

Red Dawn
01-05-2010, 12:24 PM
Yeah, I'm proud of my race and culture. What of it?
Why are you so proud, it's not as if you contributed anything to it. You were born white by the luck of the draw. Who knows, if a condom would have broken you could have been of mixed race. Just sayin.

BrownShoes
01-05-2010, 12:26 PM
Caucasoids.

Nitemare
01-05-2010, 12:42 PM
I prefer Whitey or White Devil

jonks
01-05-2010, 12:42 PM
vanilla face and/or white devil.

Y Kwaysoo Ocha if you're classy.

DesiPower
01-05-2010, 12:48 PM
"master"? :p

rofl

dabuddha
01-05-2010, 12:49 PM
I prefer honky, cracka, or white bread.

This

Drako
01-05-2010, 12:56 PM
YT

allthatisman
01-05-2010, 01:13 PM
Dude?

JeffreyLebowski
01-05-2010, 01:31 PM
Why are you so proud, it's not as if you contributed anything to it. You were born white by the luck of the draw. Who knows, if a condom would have broken you could have been of mixed race. Just sayin.

So it's ok to be proud to be Black or Hispanic, but it's not OK to be proud to be white. You act like White people just have it made and anyone with any pigment in their skin is just shit on and has no opportunities.
Your ignorance abounds.

Who knows, if the condom didn't break we wouldn't have to read your post. Just sayin'.

JTsyo
01-05-2010, 01:45 PM
color challenged

RyanPaulShaffer
01-05-2010, 01:48 PM
Can't Jumper

GodlessAstronomer
01-05-2010, 01:49 PM
I couldn't answer that poll :\

ScottFern
01-05-2010, 01:52 PM
casper

JulesMaximus
01-05-2010, 02:11 PM
Mullet head

F1N3ST
01-05-2010, 02:16 PM
Whitey.

ScottyB
01-05-2010, 02:21 PM
So.... Caucasia dog=white dog?

http://www.boqii.com/wenwen/uploadfile/70/7057/705755/s_20080820105837.gif


Even the dog's penis is making fun of pointy-kneed Asian.

Newbian
01-05-2010, 04:32 PM
So.... Caucasia dog=white dog?

http://www.boqii.com/wenwen/uploadfile/70/7057/705755/s_20080820105837.gif

This looks like it's about to turn into a bestiality action in about 5 seconds.