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MrDudeMan
05-28-2005, 02:50 PM
Hose A and Hose B


bahahhahahaha :laugh:

no offense intended to mexicans

joke 2:

what do you call 2 mexicans playing basketball against each other?

Juan on Juan

MustangSVT
05-28-2005, 02:50 PM
meh.. :)

MrDudeMan
05-28-2005, 02:51 PM
Originally posted by: MustangSVT
meh.. :)


aw come on :)

KarenMarie
05-28-2005, 02:52 PM
cute... old but still cute.

:)

OutHouse
05-28-2005, 02:52 PM
heheh

MrDudeMan
05-28-2005, 03:15 PM
bump for update

CrackRabbit
05-28-2005, 03:16 PM
1/10, you had 2 points deducted for bumping it.

MrDudeMan
05-28-2005, 03:19 PM
Originally posted by: CrackRabbit
1/10, you had 2 points deducted for bumping it.

well i had to make it known that there was another joke added

i feel it is unfair to deduct 2 points...ill settle for 1 though

anxi80
05-28-2005, 03:21 PM
what did the mexican say when his house fell over on him?

get off me homes!

lobadobadingdong
05-28-2005, 03:21 PM
about as funny as...

what did the math book say to the english book?

I've got a lot of problems.

cjgallen
05-28-2005, 03:23 PM
lol

Shawn
05-28-2005, 03:23 PM
Originally posted by: lobadobadingdong
about as funny as...

what did the math book say to the english book?

I've got a lot of problems.

hahaha, that's funny!

MrDudeMan
05-28-2005, 03:24 PM
Originally posted by: Shawn

Originally posted by: lobadobadingdong
about as funny as...

what did the math book say to the english book?

I've got a lot of problems.

hahaha, that's funny!

bahahah that is pretty funny

amol
05-28-2005, 03:24 PM
Why did the girl do a Mexican?

Her teacher told her to go home and do an essay.

anxi80
05-28-2005, 03:28 PM
ahhh, a good one but told to me with a little different wording...


q. why did the chola (http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=chola&r=f) leave school early?

a. because the teacher told her to go home and do her ese (http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=ese&r=f)¹.



¹pronounced "essay"

Snapster
05-28-2005, 03:35 PM
Works allot better spoken.

MrDudeMan
05-28-2005, 03:35 PM
Originally posted by: Snapster
Works allot better spoken.

true

jadinolf
05-28-2005, 06:45 PM
Originally posted by: Bigsm00th
Hose A and Hose B


bahahhahahaha :laugh:

no offense intended to mexicans

joke 2:

what do you call 2 mexicans playing basketball against each other?

Juan on Juan

Racist, eh?

dafatha00
05-28-2005, 06:48 PM
What did the Mexican guy say when 2 houses fell on him?

Get off me homes!

edit: heh, oops too late

sniperruff
05-28-2005, 06:48 PM
i like juan on juan

shinzwei
05-28-2005, 06:53 PM
I got one;)

What do you call a Mexican without a lawnmower?

Unemployed:laugh:

cavemanmoron
05-28-2005, 07:46 PM
Originally posted by: MustangSVT
meh.. :)

Juan on Juan?/
no speak mexican/spanish.....

no find funny???

Oh crap,one on one.... duh

keeleysam
05-28-2005, 08:31 PM
:thumbsdown::thumbsdown:

amol
05-28-2005, 08:33 PM
Originally posted by: shinzwei
I got one;)

What do you call a Mexican without a lawnmower?

Unemployed:laugh:

The guys who mow our lawn are Japanese and Vietnamese :confused:

Shawn
05-28-2005, 10:48 PM
Originally posted by: jadinolf

Originally posted by: Bigsm00th
Hose A and Hose B


bahahhahahaha :laugh:

no offense intended to mexicans

joke 2:

what do you call 2 mexicans playing basketball against each other?

Juan on Juan

Racist, eh?

Calm down ese. It's only a joke.

fs5
05-28-2005, 10:48 PM
mexican jokes are Juan in a million.

Nitemare
05-28-2005, 10:57 PM
What do you get when you let your blonde fiance hang out at her uncles farm filled with Mexican laborers?

















A bowlegged fiance


Thanks, will be here all afternoon

imported_DocHolliday
05-28-2005, 11:03 PM
why were there only 200 mexicans at the olympics?


























































they only had two cars

(might only be funny to cali residents)

jamesave
05-28-2005, 11:07 PM
whom should mexican call in case of emergency?

Nine Juan Juan

Nitemare
05-28-2005, 11:10 PM
Anyone brave enough to start another thread about other ethnicities?